The starveling cat! The starveling cat!

Fallen London
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Hi everyone.

I recently noticed that I seem to have acquired a fair number of felines of the most disreputable type, 11 as of this moment, to be exact. If a kind gentleman, lady, or otherwise would like to adopt said monstrosity(ies) into a loving home, I would be happy to oblige.

Thanks!

EDIT: 8 savage kitties left
edited by justaburd on 10/8/2014

EDIT: Came into the possession of another two for a total of 10. Where do these mad things even come from?
edited by justaburd on 10/10/2014

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I have been seeking one for some time and promise to give it the home it desires.

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I believe hat there’s enough room in my humble abode to host one such feline, without all of my Rattus Faber companions mysteriously disappearing.

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I have been searching for one such cat: I would love to come into possession of one.
http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/treichle

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Many thanks for the cat. I would dearly love to know how you came to have eleven of them in your possession, except that I suspect that I wouldn’t find the story entertaining enough. I think I may have to write my own version, credit it to you, and post it to Mr. Pages’ sub-forums.

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Thank you very much for the cat! I shall treasure it greatly (until it savages my hat).

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I think that officially makes you a mad cat lad.

I now have a boxed cat of unknown breeding in my possession. Anyway fancy a mewling package on their doorstep?

edit - aforementioned cat has now found a new home
edited by Fairweather on 10/9/2014

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Have cat, it will travel (by post).

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If anyone should want a cat, I have a pair of unfortunate felines looking for a good home. (Preferably with someone who does not mind shedding, or claw marks on their face.)

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Ain’t like it can be all that bad, is it? I’ll take good care of your cat for you mister-er missus? Er. Yes. Right dependable home for felines, I am. No-one better, and you can count on that.

(A feline has now been received, courtesy of the magnanimous Justaburd.)
edited by The Irreverent Burglar on 10/15/2014

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I have recently acquired a box that the postman swears contains a cat. My good sense tells me not to open it all the way, but if someone wishes to take the chance I’d be more than happy to pass the box your way.

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I would accept a feline delivery, and in fact have one to return the favor, so let me know if you want to swap rather than just deliver!

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[quote=treichle]I have been searching for one such cat: I would love to come into possession of one.
http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/treichle[/quote]
Cat sent from my alt Vimes Stone. It was &quotfun&quot and all, but it would affect my pursuit of friendship with the bohemias.

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Greetings delicious strangers,

I am in possession of a struggling box. Is someone interested in taking a wriggling delivery?

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[quote=C. Liddell]Greetings delicious strangers,

I am in possession of a struggling box. Is someone interested in taking a wriggling delivery?[/quote]
I’d be quite interested in unwrapping the creature. http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/shadow4986
I also have such a package, would you like it in return and if not would anyone else?

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The box is on its way.

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Despite having passed on numerous cats to others, I have never received one.[li]

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here, take one from StandsWithStik. i recently found another from a box. i was greedily hoping for an owl.

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As it happens, I am currently in possession of both a struggling box and a Starveling Cat. At the moment I have no use for either, and the Cat is a d*mned menace. If anyone wishes to acquire said menace, I would be much obliged.

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Another Starveling Cat here. Anyone?