While out for an evening stroll along the waterfront, you spy Slowcake’s Amanuensis shuffling hurriedly down the Docks, his eyes darting around nervously. Suddenly, the oily little man stiffens like a rabbit catching the sound of a distant hound. Then you hear it too: the rhythmic thumping of heavy boots on cobblestones. You turn and see commotion in a nearby crowd: a crash, followed by curses from sailors as a lamppost keels over in the distance.
Slowcake’s Amanuensis fidgets with his notebook as he looks for an escape, but the only nearby door leads into a raucous dockside tavern.
The Amanuensis looks like a fly trapped in a web. He stares hopelessly at the tavern door, then back at the broken lamppost. He takes a deep, sorrowful breath, holds his nose, and dives into the bar.
Meanwhile the crowd of cursing sailors parts as a teetering sedan chair careens towards you! Two clay men carrying the chair just manage to avoid you, but not before tipping the sedan chair into a fishmonger’s pile of bait fish.
In a fluid motion that’s distressingly well-practiced, a young, leggy person-of-indistinct-gender hops out of the overturned sedan chair while tossing a heavy coin purse to the exasperated merchant. The fishmonger’s eyes nearly bulge out of his head when he opens the purse, and he begins to hurriedly wrap up the choicest bits of his remaining stock for his enigmatic benefactor.
The handsome Londoner adjusts a disgruntled top hat and smooths out their alarmingly-shaded dress before extracting a brilliantly bejeweled cane from a nearby fish pile. You shield your eyes from both the cane and the eye-watering dress as the person of dubious importance strides up to you.
“Pardon me my good fellow, but did you happen to see a short, fidgety man run by just now?”
Their broad smile dips a bit when you don’t respond, ”Oh, pardon me! Where are my manners?”
Their crimson eyes gleam as they pump your hand vigorously with their meticulously-laced leather gloves, “The Six Handed Merchant, at your service! My mates call me ‘Six’. What are my wares, you ask? Why information of course!”
The Six Handed Merchant launches into a well-rehearsed spiel, complete with sweeping hand gestures: ”From the rumors of the streets to the mysteries of science! From the wonders of the zee to the secrets of the Correspondence: I traverse the web of London’s secrets! If its truth you seek, I am your investigator! I am also free for private investigations, police consultations, lectures, book signings, Correspondence classes, opera commissions, honey dreams and parties of all shapes and sizes. No name-seekers, please.”
Six ends with a sweeping bow, but eyes you quizzically when you don’t react. “You…haven’t heard of me? Well, that’s fortunate for us both, because I’m afraid that I am too busy for autographs. I am in the middle of an important case: The Case of Slowcake and my Missing Third Star!”
“Come George! Come Garfield!” Six calls out to the two clay men extricating the sedan chair from the fish stand, “We must press on before the trail gets cold!”
Good evening everyone! :) Feel free to send me whatever roleplaying, forum or in-game or (non-hostile) social interactions you like! And Six will see you in Fallen London!
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edited by Six Handed Merchant on 11/22/2018