[RP social actions welcome!]

The Six Handed Merchant is a merchant of information: a private detective, a snobby rumormonger, a radical academic, a scandalous social progressive, a good samaritan, a Shepherd of Souls, a Correspondent, a Mycologene Bohemian, a sorrow-spider whisperer, a honeyed hedonist, a chaos-poly-pansexual romantic, a purveyor of indefensible fashion. If it’s truth you seek, the Six Handed Merchant is the gentlemen-, er, lady-, er, detective you need! Just pay no attention to that officer from the Department of Menace Eradication doggedly tailing Six, the poor fellow is simply out of his mind!