Hi, my character Thyme Larkin is in want of a patron, ideally one that can help with Shadowy.
Watchful 62
Shadowy 42
Dangerous 58
Persuasive 64
I’m new to the game and just looking for help with progression. Little-to-no interest in RP.
https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Thyme%20Larkin
EDIT: Pennies2 has taken Thyme on as a protege. Thank you!
Sorry about that they should be available to accept. I forgot to leave the lab after spending my actions
milifilou is an insightful and perilous individual of indistinct gender
this citizen has recently been found embroiled in ever worsening menaces, due to efforts in information gathering currently being hampered by a distinct lack of cunning.
Stats:
W: 76
S: 48
D: 60
P: 63
Dana Staircase, a crafty and intriguing individual of mysterious and indistinct gender new to the game, seeks patronage in the shadowy arts as they blunder incompetently through the travails of master thief-dom (currently 4) with marvelously insufficient stats, deeply unfounded confidence, and a willingness to gather or purchase a frankly unreasonable number of Rats on String for the topsy king’s assistance in matters of suspicion.
Watchful 29
Shadowy 54
Dangerous 24
Persuasive 34
[Edit] Thank you Dess Alistair for your patronage!
ford-prefect, an inescapable, sagacious, terrifying and lethal individual seeks patronage in the shadowy arts 
and maybe friend for the future fights. 
Working as a Rat-Catcher during the day 
and spends the night in The Blind Helmsman 
.
EDIT:
Thank you for your help. I was able to advance and have now increased all my attributes above 100. 
Lamil seeks patronage in the persuasive or watchful(preferably) arts…
Watchful 83
Dangerous 64
Persuasive 70
Shadowy 60
My current endeavors are putting me in an awkward position. I simply find myself not as inconspicuous as I hoped. And I’m getting tired of persuading the Constables to abandon their unsubstantiated doubts about my innocence! 
Perhaps there is an Invisible Eminence willing to spend a few evenings with me, showing me the flaws of my technique? I would greatly appreciate such Patronage.
—Alyria Messmer—
| W53 S46 D59 P75 |
[edit] Patron found, thank you!
Hello, I’m back to Fallen London after over a year(!) away, and excited to get back into things. My username is also Anelya over there, and my stats are as follows:
Watchful: 78
Shadowy: 83
Dangerous: 80
Persuasive: 101
I am honestly struggling with getting everything other than Persuasive to 100, but especially Watchful! Help along those line would be super appreciated! 
What else can I say? I got back into Fallen London after spending about 5 days straight playing Mask of the Rose 
I got back into Sunless Sea earlier this year, and now in-between playing Fallen London I’m obsessing over Sunless Skies. In Fallen London, I plan to follow the Journalist set of Professions, and my Ambition is Heart’s Desire.
Favourite Riddle: (What does it say about me that I actually have 2 files of my favourite riddles handy? 
) With thieves I consort, With the vilest, in short, I’m quite at ease in depravity; Yet all divines use me, And savants can’t lose me, For I am the center of gravity. What am I?
(Not gunna lie, I think my list was from when I was like 15 and I dunno if this is still a favourite of mine…)
Edit: I’m over 100 in each stat, so I don’t need a patron anymore!
Calypso Cyclamen, a devious and intriguing individual of mysterious and indistinct gender, seeks legitimately any stat-based support as a new player to the game, who has played for less than a week. My goals (as far as I can tell) are to ultimately become a Rat-Catcher to accompany my Ambition to Bag a Legend!
I’m uncertain what else to post about myself? I’ve seen others post about role-play, and I’m afraid I would be dreadfully not good at that, so maybe not that? But I’m happy to chat with a patron if they’d like! Or not at all, if that would be preferable! I honestly have no idea how interacting with other players works in this game. Hm… I guess, so far, I love blemmigans! I can say that for sure.
I must say, I don’t think I have a favourite riddle, although as a Dungeon Master for DnD, I do love puzzles and things akin to riddles, but a little more practical? I recently had my players find a wall in some ruins that had symbols you could only see in a mirror. One player had to look in the mirror and describe the symbols and what happened with them to the other players, while the other players had to cast opposite magic on the symbols - so fire magic on a water symbol, healing magic on a skull symbol, radiant magic on a ghost symbol, etc. When all symbols were activated, a secret magic wall opened to let them through.
Edit: As all my stats are now 100 (with the exception of Watchful at 98), I shall no longer be in need of a patron.
Alice Aforethought - an inescapable, sagacious and breathtaking lady, newly returned to The Neath after a conspicuous 8 year absence.
Much has changed since I was last resident in the Neath, so many new faces. Many of my old acquaintances have disappeared,I’m somewhat alone and my memory of what went before is muddled; why am I holding this blunderbuss?
I would simply adore a patron who could reacquaint me with all of the goings on, both noble and nefarious. Are you looking for someone to make a dreadful scene at your next society function? Or are you simply looking for some engaging and esteemed company in the murky underbelly of the city? Look no further dear traveller,
My vitals are:
Watchful - 98
Shadowy - 37
Dangerous - 45
Persuasive - 93
As you may see, I’m as bright as a button, but circumstances compel me to develop more unconventional skills. Perhaps you can help?
Otherwise I’m open to regular or occasional correspondence from potential friends and frenemies alike.
I’m really more of a riddle solver, so I shan’t pass on another’s puzzle as my own, but I’ll impart my own personal mantra.
Be good … but if you can’t be good, be dreadful.
EDIT - I’ve rather got along by myself these last few months and now have no need of a patron. I am however able to help you darling little things become more persuasive. If you’re in need of lessons, do reach out.
It’s been a long time away - memory fades, time heals, and a reckoning was dealt. But London, beautiful as she is, always calls you back. I’ve a new account, and could definitely benefit from a patron, especially in the shadowy arts.
IGN: Sarah Saharan
76 Watchful
44 Shadowy
58 Dangerous
61 Persuasive
Edit: I’ve since outgrown the need for mentors; thank you all very much for your assistance!
aHOY!
Anyone who hasn’t, please verify your email. Its needed for social actions now. In fact, even if you have, please check it again. I d seen the email in my spam but ignored it as I use mine to log in with but still had to verify it. Until I did, my contacts had vanished.!
IGN - Fleglet
Watchful 101
Shadowy 72
Dangerous 70
Persuasive 83
looking for a patron to assist with shadowy or dangerous persuits.
Greetings, fair citizens. I have only just arrived in London recently, and it had occurred to me that I may find it prudent to seek the assistance of those who call the Neath home. I seek Patrons of all varieties, that I may more easily adapt to my new life below.
IGN: Caius Tremere
Watchful: 56
Shadowy: 39
Dangerous: 48
Persuasive: 54
It appears as though a kind Patron of Paramount Presence has answered my call. I no longer require a mentor. However, I am more than willing to make acquaintance.
Fallen London -jack walker, patreon of the arts of persuasion, would love to teach you his ways. send a calling card when you are able.
Hello, Delicious Patrons! I’m called Dr. Yudrig, and I require the services of a kind fellow of the… slippery variety. Despite having spent some time now in great Fallen London, I can’t seem to get the gist of skulking about unmolested. The d___ed constables seem to have it out for me!
IGN: Yudrig
Watchful - 113
Shadowy - 78
Dangerous - 98
Persuasive - 112
Greetings,
As you can see I am but recently arrived in London from the surface. I like tea, monocles and detective work. I also dabble in as many things as I can on the theory that all knowledge will some day be useful. I am currently looking for a patron of Extraordinary Mind in hopes that it leads me to being better able to help the people of London with their myriad problems, but I will gladly accept any patron. My current stats are as follows.
IGN: Marshall Gustav
Watchful 77
Shadowy 71
Dangerous 64
Persuasive 59
Unfortunately my favourite riddle has already been used. I will include one later if I think of one.
Seeking any patrons or friends :)
Good evening all! This is Drakys. As you can tell from my stats, I’m extremely new, and would love meeting someone to show me the ropes. I’ve been playing since last Tuesday. No ambition yet, a lot of grinding and groping in the dark (no pun intended).
W32
S28
D25
P30
Nightmares 2
https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Drakys
A creature came walking to where men sat
many in a meeting, wise in mind;
it had one eye and two ears,
and two feet, twelve hundred heads,
a back and a belly and two hands,
arms and shoulders, one neck
and two sides. Say what I am called.
To the Esteemed Denizens of the Neath,
I am Higswin, an earnest and aspiring individual seeking guidance and patronage within the darkly enchanting world of Fallen London. As I navigate the labyrinthine alleys and shadowy corners of our subterranean city, I am acutely aware of the vast knowledge and experience that the more seasoned citizens possess.
To those venerable figures who have achieved much and hold sway over the myriad secrets of our beloved city, I humbly extend my request for mentorship. My aspirations are high, yet I am keenly aware that the path to greatness is fraught with peril and intrigue that only the most adept can navigate with finesse.
I offer my unwavering loyalty and dedication in return for your wisdom and support. Together, we can unearth the hidden truths of Fallen London, from the depths of the Zee to the heights of the Bazaar, and perhaps even beyond. I am ready to learn, assist, and grow under your esteemed guidance.
May the echoes of our endeavors resonate through the echoes of the Neath.
Yours in anticipation and respect,
Higswin
W65
S23
D65
P25
I want to get higher stats
W82
S66
D63
P45