Favorite Neathy Pick-up Lines

Fallen London
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Perhaps you would allow my tramp steamer to enter you port…? (gets smacked in the face)

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&quotI would like to enter your Parlour of Virtue…&quot

&quotLet’s stain our souls together.&quot
(Only to be really really safe from devils. Obviously.)

&quotI already have a Spouse, but I’ve got room for another Home Comfort…&quot
(Less romantic, more practical. Ideal for the soulless.)

&quotLet me show you my Novel Birthmark.&quot

&quotOh yes, I have a Member in Good Standing. Am. I am a Member in Good Standing. Terribly sorry…&quot
(Scandal is increasing…)

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&quotDarling, I’m so sorry your ears are bleeding again but I just can’t help my Aeolian Screaming…&quot

The young Comtessa was said to have been fascinated by that scandalous bestseller, 50 Shades of Clay…

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Wanna pet my blemmigan?

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I uh… once said something to a friend (irl) along the lines of &quotMr. Eatin’ that p****&quot and was promptly smacked in the nose

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&quotLet me show you my zubmarine, it is full of zeemen.&quot

&quotYou should be a happy addition to my household. Like a goldfish.&quot

&quotYou are permitted upstairs. All the way upstairs.&quot

&quotI am elegant as a silver screwdriver.&quot

&quotWhy are you so d___nably lovely?&quot

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&quotI couldn’t help but notice you from across the room&quot (Watchful is increasing).

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&quotAre you Jack of Smiles? Cause you totally just stabbed me with your you actually stabbed me god you actually stabbed me what the f—&quot
&quotShall I introduce you to the Fathomking?&quot
&quotThese Mt. Nomads are no secret.&quot
&quotI think I’m in Codex, because your beauty has me speechless. … … … … … …&quot
&quotHey sailor. Why don’t you come sail your tramp steamer between my salt lions.&quot
&quotLet’s play Kingeater’s Castle. You eat me, and I’ll lose my mind.&quot
&quotYou must be poorly written Correspondence baby, because you are on FIRE! Oh god-&quot
&quotYou’re no Fisherking, but you’ve hooked my heart!&quot
&quotI want to grow old and then go insane in the Tomb-Colonies with you&quot (awww)
edited by Dio Ermine on 6/11/2015
edited by Dio Ermine on 6/11/2015

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“Want to come back to my place and try out my Exceptional Merkin?”

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[i]Do you recall how we came to this place? And you sang of your lightnings and shapeful display? I tilted my vanes and ennobled your spire. You welcomed me then and commingled all choirs. You can repeat those moments. It can be as it was.

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Oh, I always welcome a Surprise Package…

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Oor ra loo ra rooth ooth throoooothh? Oo thra rool la roo hoo hoo!
(Only works in certain quarters.)

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From you I would savor one stolen kiss, if you would allow me to coruscate your soul tonight…

My hat is not nearly as Exceptional, as what I can do with the Hound of Heaven in my pants…
edited by fitz on 8/3/2015

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I’m not Rubbery, but I’m still pretty flexible.

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Me? A Rubbery Man? Not with you dressed like that, madam…

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&quotIt may not be the type of mushroom you’re used to, but its wine is quite sweet&quot

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I would like to explore your Devices and Desires.

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Baby, you make me more insatiable than my gloves.

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Best line in this thread, hands down. All of Dio Ermine’s are great too!
Other notables: both of Lady Sapho’s winners, as well as &quotI should very much like to investigate your Forgotten Quarter&quot and &quotI couldn’t help but notice you from across the room (Watchful is increasing).&quot
These just crack me up!
edited by KestrelGirl on 9/26/2015

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Is that your Watchful increasing, or are you just happy to see me?

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Would you like to hear my Hallowmas Confession of Impropriety?