Do you work in the Carnival? I heard they had a new sword-swallower.
– Mal
Under all the rubble, when the Sixth City falls, my love for you will remain.
Would you consider moving to my 5-card lodgings? It may take a few actions, but the view from atop my Spire is most gratifying.
[li]I heard you like to go on expeditions, so let me guide you to a cave you won’t forget.
They call it the Forgotten Quarter because nobody’s tried exploring it in decades.
…I’ll get you another glass of wine if you think about it, at least.
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Are you an archaeologist? Because there’s this fascinating set of tablets from the Second City which I- I mean I have a great massive plaque for you to examine. Bone! Bone. I have a massive bone for you to- the hell with this, I’m going back to the Mandrake. Keep your sodding honey.
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You are all I ever hungered for.
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They call me the Elder Continent because only Presbyterates have ever managed to get inside me. I’m… I think I approached this entirely the wrong way. Can I start again?
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They call me Mr. Eaten because I’m all bone and I’ll be in your dreams. And I hate everyone I used to be friends with.
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They call me the Exceptional Hat because once I’m on top of you, you’ll never want me off.
Ever.
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They call me the zee-monster because I’m huge, relentless, and once you see me in full you’ll really wish you hadn’t.
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They call me the clothes-colony because I’ll wrap completely around you and never stop talking to myself.
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They call me the Winking Isle because only the irrevocably insane have ever wanted to be on me.
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They call me the Unfinished Man and I really don’t want to talk about why.
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They call me Polythreme because I’ll scream the entire time you’re here and you’ll probably leave covered in my old clothes.
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I’m like a Zubmarine, darling. I can go down for hours, but then I fill with smoke and start violently rupturing.
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We’re going to need a bottle of Black Wings, enough Prisoner’s Honey for the two of us, a clay man of proportionally hardy constitution, and- why are you giving me that look?
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I, my lovelies have had considerable success with Are you the the Dawn Machine? Because you’re HE SUN THE SUN THE SUN T
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Ok here goes,
'I hope you’re a member of the Calendar Council, ‘cause I’m looking for a date.’
‘You must be a honey dream, because you’re giving me romantic notions.’
‘Let me be your kashmiri princess and maybe I’ll pop your lucky weasel’
‘Want to start grinding for my zubmarine?’
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I’m going to see those secret tattoos tonight!
You turn my rubbery lumps into warm, pulsating amber.
Are you a spirifer? Because you stole my soul.
I’m looking for material for my Touching Love Story.
You and I should own a newspaper 'cause we could make some amazing Salacious Copy.
If only there were something I could do to raise my Hedonist above 10! sighs dramatically[li]
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I’d die for you, you know.
…What do you mean that’s “not a big deal?” That’s the m- oh, right.
I would love to put my Lucky Weasel inside your Bifurcated Owl.
I’m glad you enjoyed the company of my Extraordinary Mind, come to my lodgings to get acquainted with a Shattering Force.
I must be in Irem, because that is one big, stone serpent.
Care to place your curiosities upon my mantle-piece?
Want to make proscribed music together?
Have you been studying the correspondence? Because you’re positively smoking.
Are you a veteran of '68? Because you’re about to penetrate my lawless borders at great personal cost to your health and sanity.
Have you ever seduced a minotaur? Try me, I’m horny and honey-mazed.
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It’s really the veteran of '69 you want to look out for ;)
[quote=TheThirdPolice]Are you a veteran of '68? Because you’re about to penetrate my lawless borders at great personal cost to your health and sanity.
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edited by Charlotte_de_Witte on 1/15/2016
I can go at it all night. And, considering there’s no sun down here…
Oh, then you’ve met my Bishop of Southwark?
Sir! Really!?! :eek: Actually I think of you far more as a Bishop of Bath and Wells :greenp:
Oh, then you’ve met my Bishop of Southwark?[/quote]