Christmas 1896 Edition
̷L̷e̷t̷’̷s̷ ̷h̷o̷p̷ ̷i̷n̷ ̷t̷h̷e̷ ̷s̷a̷c̷k̷!̷
Is that a Terrifying Weathercock in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
My Luxury’s Lap may have been made solely for dreaming … but turns out it’s great for other activities as well.
You don’t need an Incarnadine Robe to get my Home Comforts.
edited by Lady Sapho Byron on 12/11/2018
Do you want to Bag my Legend?
(I’m so so sorry)
[quote=Elaina Schill]Do you want to Bag my Legend?
(I’m so so sorry)[/quote]
Awesome!! :D
I am dying, and possibly never dating again.
Election 1897 Edition
Virginia isn’t the only one who wants to covetously fondle your stones.
Mrs Plenty may give you a moment’s peace, but I’ll give you plenty of piece in just a moment.
Madame Shoshana—pfft. Would you like to hear my prediction about what I see coming?
I’d offer up a pick-up line about a Carnival ride, but that’s way too easy. Just like me.
The third might have a chance to not be thrown immediately to the Drownies.
My lenguals seem to think you’re positively droolsome. Who am I to disagree?
They call me the Dawn Machine. Once you see all of me, you’ll never want anything else again. Also, you’ll go mad.
How about a trip to the Bone Market?
Do you have space for me in your lab? I’d love to work with your equipment.
Can I model my latest outfit for you? Holds up Viscountess’s Bejewelled Collar
You don’t need to go all the way to Ealing Gardens to find the Sausage About Which No One Complains.
Are you railroad tracks? Because I want to lay you all over London.
I could never Betray you.
You shine like the sunthesuntHESUN. (i swear i’ve seen this one before but idk)
When I see you, all my nightmares go away.
I can take all your nightmares away.
I don’t need Honey to make all your dreams come true.
The only Legend I need to Bag is you.
I’d go NORTH for you.
edited by niqhtshy on 12/26/2020
Ambition: Bang a Legend
[quote=Alexander Feld][quote=niqhtshy]
The only Legend I need to Bag is you.
[/quote]
Ambition: Bang a Legend[/quote]
awofjhaw yes
Your eyes are so beatiful! May I have them?!
Are you a sorrow spider?
Because i only have eyes for you!
They call me th Flit. Because i’m inadvisably high and brats fight over who’ll get to dominate me.
I wish to be your personal little hor…ologist, and see to the wellbeing of your… clock.
edited by Masseurse on 2/28/2021
edited by Masseurse on 3/1/2021
This one had me wheezing. :hehe:
Nicely done Masseurse, nicely done.
This one had me wheezing. :hehe:[/quote]
Wheezing, hmm? Nothing an extra coat of Chorister nectar won’t fix. I always say, in all manners anal…ogue (which includes every timepiece outside the Khanate/Empyrean, really), one can never have too much lubrication.
[quote=Masseurse]
Wheezing, hmm? Nothing an extra coat of Chorister nectar won’t fix. I always say, in all manners anal…ogue (which includes every timepiece outside the Khanate/Empyrean, really), one can never have too much lubrication.[/quote]
Forward, aren’t you? Why don’t I hold back your hands and make time stop for you?
Though windless the Zee may be, i nontheless like the cut of your jib. ^_^
edited by Masseurse on 3/2/2021
[quote=Masseurse]
Though windless the Zee may be, i nontheless like the cut of your jib. ^_^[/quote]
Careful. More of this and the stern of your vessel might earn the rough handling of my Beechey Currents.