Favorite Neathy Pick-up Lines

[quote=The Dreadful Intriguer]
Careful. More of this and the stern of your vessel might earn the rough handling of my Beechey Currents.[/quote]
I’ve no objection to the ennoblement of spires.

Well, aren’t YOU a talllll jar of Prisoner’s Honey!

If you thought that London shaking was intense, you haven’t felt anything yet.
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Yes, I did help with the excavations. I’m very good at going down, after all.

Yes, I did help with the excavations. I enjoy getting dirty, after all.

We know what’s beneath the University, the Blind Helmsman, Moloch Street, and the Singing Mandrake. But what will be beneath me … tonight?
edited by Lady Sapho Byron on 8/2/2021

You are the north of my compass.

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Are you the Hinterlands? Because I’d deal with devils to rail you.

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Ooooo … that’s a good one!

Are you feeling haunted by stares? Because you’re my recurring dream.

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This one is, arguably, more obscene than all of mine put together! :0

One for when I eventualy get the new Hellworm Vanity Grind:

Would you like to see my Hellworm? I assure you it’s well trained.

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(while overacting a struggle, clad in obviously mundane garb) -
“Help! I am being abducted by a vicious clothes-colony! Get them off me!”

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Let’s go for a swim you and I, and mayhap I’ll show you the Movement and the Act…

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Are you the Red-Handed Queen? Because you just tore out my heart.

Oooh, and: Seven is The Number…but what’s yours?

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You don’t need to go to the Spirelands to explore anatomically named marvels.

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This got a very long wheeze out of me

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I can assure you that, as a Sparrow-Class airship captain, my Prowess is not strictly limited to the Aerial.

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Eloquent and boastful, nicely done

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Want to do a Social Action to grind Primordial Shrieks?

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I’d give that more than one Like if I could!!

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(gazes silently and adoringly into your eyes)
(gazes silently and adoringly into your eyes)
(gazes silently and adoringly into your eyes)
(gazes silently and adoringly into your eyes)
(whispers)My Soulmate!(/whispers)
(/gazes silently and adoringly into your eyes)
(/gazes silently and adoringly into your eyes)
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It’s infallible when used on The Quiet Deviless.

After tonight, the Seekers can be satisfied with YOUR name!

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