Favorite Neathy Pick-up Lines

But I can.

Is that a Feducci’s Lance Replica (Bejeweled Cane, Rattus Faber Rifle, Emergency Blunderbuss, Skyglass Knife, Bottle of Greyfields 1882, Burning Foxfire Candle, London Street Sign, Lucky Weasel, etc) in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[quote=Estelle Knoht][i]Do you recall how we came to this place? And you sang of your lightnings and shapeful display? I tilted my vanes and ennobled your spire. You welcomed me then and commingled all choirs. You can repeat those moments. It can be as it was.

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That’s really classy, Estelle! Thank you. I was wondering if anyone was going to add this reference to the list!

&quotIt is written, here in a lover’s sigh: dead, the kiss on the cheek, dead as water, dead as stone, dead as time. They want you forgotten. You will not be forgotten. That caress was your flesh. That smile was your eye. That laughter was your voice. You are gone. I remain.&quot

- A Seeker’s Valentine
edited by Daedalus_Falk on 2/9/2018

Our rendezvous shall not be postponed indefinitely.

I have been away for a while and have just started playing again. I popped back on the forum and thought ‘I wonder if the pick-up line thread is still going?’

I declare, delicious friends, your ingenuity and … er, stamina are impressive.

You have the most beautiful eyes. What colour are they? Irrigo? Because I had the most charming pick-up line ready, and then I looked you in the eye and I forgot it and I think my own name too.

The love stories we could create together would fulfill the Bazaar’s debt.


You must be a Rare Opportunity because you put me in a Mood.
edited by Iona Dre’emt on 2/21/2018

(To someone with the Renown 40 Constables Item equipped.)

&quotThose boots are to die for.&quot


edited by Aberrant Eremite on 2/21/2018

Election 1896 Edition

Hey darling, let’s play Slowcake’s Exceptionals: you be the Amanuensis and I’ll give you something to remember.

Hey sweetie, if you play London, I’ll play the Captivating Princess and put your Constitution to the test.

Hey delicious friend, let’s play the Jovial Contrarian and adopt as many positions as we can.
edited by Lady Sapho Byron on 6/24/2018

My equipment is best in slot.

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Hey dear, looks like your companion is so 1884, want to switch to the new best model?

&quotYou don’t need one of those odd cloaks to be my Master.&quot

&quotYou should probably leave. The Ministry of Public Decency does not approve of anybody being that hot.&quot

&quotWant a Moon-Pearl necklace?&quot (Sweet lord, that was uncouth.)
edited by Fredhot21 on 9/17/2018

&quotAre you a spirifier? Because ever since I met you, life feels empty.&quot

&quotYou should be prepared to go to the Tomb-Colonies after tonight.&quot

&quotI see the Church has a new saint.&quot
edited by Fredhot21 on 9/19/2018

“Damn girl, are you the Consort? Because I (and London) fell for you.”

“I can make you scream so loud they hear it on the Surface.”

In terms of both quality AND quantity, I think Lady Sapho Byron has it over all of the rest of us.

This is wonderfully flattering! Thank you! And while I certainly enjoy being on top, I will readily admit there are more than a few lines posted here that I am in awe of.

By the Bazaar, nobody’s going to upend that with such a lack of elan!

&quotWant to taste a new Neathy delight?&quot[li]
edited by Fredhot21 on 9/20/2018

“The correspondence is not the only language of passion. Would you care for some private tuition in one?”

“Are you not the Marvellous? Because in seeking you, I follow my Heart’s Desire.”

“Are you a member of the Committee for Vital Restitution? Because you make me feel whole again.”

“Are you a member of the Calendar Council? Because you’d make the liberation of my night.”

And this last one only really works on gentlemen of unorthodox beginnings - but allow me to propose…

“Are you an especial authority on candles? Because well, after tonight, they’ll be calling you Mr Eaten.”