A Speech for the Bishop
Hear me citizens of London, I gather you here today to listen to the Good Word, Brought down from God above as the words of our Most Blessed Bishop of Southwark.
He hears the needy, the hungry, the orphans, the rubbery, the faithful, and our citizens of clay.
He hears you crying out to the heavens, "Why God? Why must we suffer under the heels of Devils and those monsters who cavort with them?"
He hears these words and grows angry, for the people of God should not be made to suffer that indignity, that fear that your soul could be stolen at any moment, that you could go missing in the night for angering the wrong devil, and must bolt shut your home at night out of fear that a devil might come creeping in the night?
No more says the Bishop! No more injustice for the common man, woman, child, rubbery, or clayman.
No more bowing down to the demands of devils!
By God’s good grace, and the Bishops fists, we will remove these bl__dy Devils from London!
But, you say, "Does the Bishop not remember the last war all too well?"
He does dear friend, he does.
But this is not war to be won in their homeland, nor is it one with guns and sword!
This crusade shall be won through our voices, our pens, and our pride!
For is London not our city, but the devils? No!
No matter what the Bazaar says, London is OURS, and that will never change!
But words alone will not be enough, oh, no, no.
Devils and their impish cohorts in the soul trade will not fight fair.
They shall come after us in the dark, wearing us down, forcing our surrender!
But we shall not surrender! They will come after us with Clubs and Neddy Men, and their D__nable hunts!
And we will fight back! By restoring souls to their owners, and bringing forth devils foul wrongdoings they keep hidden from the world, and forcing the constables to act in our stead!
And if the constables turn their clubs to us, we shall know they have sided with the foul demons of hell, and they cannot be trusted, we will not surrender, but raise our own in defence of all that is good and holy in this world!
So says the Bishop of Southwark, and may God Bless you all! (Remember to vote Bishop!)