Rat Sending Simulator 2015

[quote=Spacemarine9]I think you need to space things out, maybe? So it’s [q:Fiber Optic Wire] * 20 instead of [q:Fiber Optic Wire]*20
…admittedly I’m not absolutely certain if that has any effect, but I always just put spaces in to be sure.
You should probably make sure you have the quality changes in the right order too; first the Credits change, then set the Fiber Optic Wires to 0. Also you might just have a loose HTML tag if the page just breaks when you try to play the branch.[/quote]

Spaces don’t make any difference. I never use them. I do a similar thing with selling stuff and it always works fine for me. If the mistake was in your quality change code it would break when trying to save that anyway, not with playing the branch.

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I am desperate need of some mercy based on POOR LIFE CHOICES that have left me in HELL ZONE. i blame the rat zones underfunded education system for leaving me unprepared for the rigors of rstdulthood

Turns out I was doing it properly but the whole storylet was broken for some reason :S I made a new one and it’s working fine now.

Hello fellow rat collectors/killers/eaters/beautifiers/befoulers/gods/kings(queens?),

I seek to aid and be aided. I really want to see how far I can get my debt (can I get it to reach all the way across the screen?! I like to think so…).
I hope this is the right place to put out &quotThe Call&quot.
Anyway, there are more worlds beyond this, but lets see if &quotwe&quot can collapse this one (I ate a Rat-Bee).

I have engaged in certain…personal failings in my pursuit of a cretain concerning enumeration of rodents, and would relish some assistance in being retrieved from the Hell Zone, if anyone might be able to help? I am known as Schadrach in that forsaken place.

Rescued.

Also, oh my god. The level 100 rat god storylet ate all my rat god points and only gave me 2 levels of rat god. I had 60,000,000 rat god points. I was saving up to buy ascensions from the god shack and finally learn that text D: D: D:

Did you know it’s 2014? Apparently I didn’t! But it is! For real!
I have updated Ratgame to correctly reflect the current state of the Gregorian calendar. There are also a few minor updates; if you log in, a storylet will tell you what’s up! If you make a new character you won’t see that storylet, because none of it will make any sense to you anyway. happy twentyfourteen yo

Hmm. Moving the compressor’s storylet from pinned to activated by using it seems to have broken something. Won’t load the storylet at all.

Admittedly, this would be less of a problem if I could grab a new Heart while my current one is compressed. As it stands, however, I am unable to ratscend until one of these bugs/features is fixed/altered.

In unrelated news, it is TOTALLY UNFAIR that you can no longer be sent rats. Just because Alexis decides no more rats doesn’t mean you should follow suit!

Compressor is fixed now! I forgot to give it the Itemuse category, so you couldn’t actually use it. But now you can!
Also I was just goofing around in the Gold Zone for a while earlier to check the names + order of a few storylets, you should be able to send me rats totally alright. I am not cruel and heartless.

I would love to have more people to bury in rats!

Yes. For now. (and probably forever)
Although you can get a very small amount of bonus content if you visit the Hell Zone a whole bunch of times. It’s not really all that related though.

I have always dreamed of a life full of rats.
My name is Insularis.

Recently, I remembered that I’d made a character on this game months ago - not actually too long after it was first created, I think - and had basically given up after becoming trapped in Hell Zone in a manner of days without any Rat King contacts (I’m pretty sure that there was no option to rescue yourself at that point).

Anyways, I’ve returned (and take a weird pride in having rescued myself completely solo, as much as it might be against the spirit of the game) and, wow, this game has gotten even bigger. My name in the Rat Zone is Peregrinate, by the way.

Edit: …and my inbox (ratbox? Yes. Ratbox.) exploded, but I seem currently unable to return the favour. It’s probably not a bug, but… SabbathCorn, are you currently in some Zone Into Which Rats Cannot Be Sent?
edited by Peregrinate on 3/19/2014

Resumed my game under the name Hazel. I want people to send rats to!

Hey, Fates_End here. Anyone want or want to give rats?
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Edit:Aw crap, I’m in Hell. Could someone bust me out?

[/li][li]edit: thanks, Perigrinate![/li][li]
edited by true0illusions on 4/2/2014

New-ish member of the Rat Zone, by the name of B Kaifer.
Though I’m currently in some nefarious Hell Zone, I hope to be out shortly, sending/receiving rats in all their glory.

Also: at some point I got a card that gave me 7,777,777 rats, from a certain behatted tiger. Does anyone know how rare that card is? It was quite pleasing.

Into each game some NiteBriteness must fall, and by that I mean someone has to play the game in a way it was never meant to be played. In the case of RSS2K14 this burden has fallen to me.

About me:

[spoiler]I was found abandoned in a wicker basket and raised by rats. As such it pains me to part with even the measliest member of my large extended family.

Despite my humble beginnings I have stumbled into Kinghood thanks to the anonymous donations of shadowy benefactors. In my free time I like to contemplate mortality and billion rats, increase fanciness, and brew over bees. Having tasted both power and delicious brews I have begun to foster higher aspirations.

If you have a surplus of any kind of rat or precious metal, send them my way.[/spoiler]

tl;dr: I am going to win the game without sending a single rat, even if it kills me. Please send help. (Cash is also acceptable.)

(mayexist in Storynexus, may in RSS)

According to Word of God that’s the rarest card in the game.

So I just traversed R-Space, and I think I happened across a bug/something unintentional:
The action to claim the pulsing light thing claims to raise your ratiation by a large amount on failure, but I failed and it only raised it by 2 - much, much less than most of the opportunity cards in the area. Is it supposed to be 20 or something?

Almost all Ratiation sources are random numbers plus a fixed component that can be reduced if you have a lot of rats. That particular one requires 10 million rats to completely nullify the fixed source, while the random component can be anywhere between 1 and 40. You got lucky!

Ah, that makes sense! It said to bring a lot of rats so I brought 100 million.

On that note, sorry to everyone (spacemarine included) whom I have at this point probably suffocated under millions upon millions of rats.[li]

…Also, I was reading back and it sounds like, to get clockwork I need to not have a legendary rat? I tried to eat it but it didn’t work.
edited by Khryseis on 4/2/2014