Rat Sending Simulator 2015

Dmitri, thanks ever so for burying me in rats. I don’t know what I did to deserve such a festive confetti of rats, but I’ll be sure to share the love when I find my rat supply excessive.

♪♫♪I listened to Wells, and now I’m in Hell, and now I’m in Hell, and now I’m in Hell♪♫♪

♪♫♪I listened to Wells, and now I’m in♪♫♪ - helpme.

@Ari Rathkeltair Don’t sweat it too much- i am a god and gods are known for giving stuff to others. They have their reasons believe me~.

I have NO idea why my previous post was labeled as guest.
edited by Dmitri Zhiriakov on 8/17/2013

Can someone remind how long Heart Cooldown is meant to last again?

24 hours, but the storynexus living story thing is prone to breaking and or being very late.

what formula do you use with godly manifestation storylet which claims to scale the rewards :explonentially: but apparently scales them linearilly? i fail to grasp how avarat 10 can produce 8 god points.

Alright! the bee vortex -4 bee poison(holy ****) and every 2 days removes all your poison. Except all living stories are lost on loop. And the poison dissipates entirely every 3 hours.

There’s a different formula for each individual item. (only about half of them actually scale exponentially). its not meant to be a major source of god points in the slightest; it gives 2 * a random number between 1 and your god level

i sort of forgot that living stories drop after you make a new character; however i also thought up of a new and exciting way to make it work instead (its effects kick in at the same time that bee poison is removed)
edited by Spacemarine9 on 8/17/2013

And the exciting part is…?
Also sweep ascensions(the ascensions with 0 waiting) are absurdly easy with bee vortex( if you can’t ascend in 19+60+14 you suck)

everything new is exciting, dont you know anything about marketing

Did you just tweak the billion rats card? i just lost 8 times in a row = not funny >_> wih 2 successes no less!

haven’t touched it, blame the RNG

I will blame you for not being awesome enough to challenge RNG and win. Go learn some glowslinging.

God manifestation says it will cost 3 actions, but costs 0. What’s up with that?

it REQUIRES 3~ all card actions always cost 0 for some queer reason.

I am under the impression that anonymous donation actually does cost the one action it advertises …

action costs on opp cards are weird and pretty much never work. They’re usually there entirely by accident.
the 3-action cost on manifestation is because it used to be a pinned card, but then i changed it to not be a pinned card and forgot to remove the action cost
I’ll try and fix those later but my router is dying a slow death today and it makes trying to edit storynexus almost impossible
edited by Spacemarine9 on 8/18/2013

OK.
Also, I have now seen that anonymous donation takes no actions, so I was wrong.
Also, I ran out of holy rats, so I can’t test any more.

Also also, I bought a coolant crystal, and it said it’s a jewele that I have to equip, but it is uncategorized and doesn’t have a button to equip.

(edited bacause: uncategorized, not general clutter)
edited by xKiv on 8/18/2013

Oh i see, I forgot you only get the Gems slot if you buy the Compressor :v
the Coolant Crystal should give the Gems slot now, plus i debugg-edited your character to have the correct slot as well

Just an FYI, the compressor cannot handle numbers larger than 500 million. If you compress or decompress any number larger than half a billion, you will get fewer items out than you put in the compressor. How much fewer? You get a billion minus however much you are above half a billion (ex. compressing 999 million rats gives 0 rat gems, decompressing 700 million rat gems gives 300 million rats, etc.). It’s still a very useful item as long as you keep this in mind.