Rat Sending Simulator 2015

If a thing ever says “{item} remains unchanged, at {number}” then it doesn’t mean you’ve hit a cap, it just means that the storylet could have given you a thing but didn’t.
The god option for making a billion rat works like this: it’s a quarter of the price of a regular billion rat, and it has a luck check: on success, you get either 0, 1 or 2 billion rats (so you have like a 66% chance of getting a rat, i guess), and failure gives either 0 or 1 rat (so it’s 50/50)
i’ve been tweaking that card a fair bit b/c i don’t want it to be guaranteed billion rats every time but at the same time i’d rather it didn’t feel like you were tossing rats into a doom abyss

While you are at it consider making it so gods can visit hell zone with no repercussions( no losing all my stuff because i want to destroy the wells again) at some hefty cost. it can be an item a quality or an one-time option but i want to have one~

I already added that! You only lose your rats upon going to Hell Zone, and you get an option to get yourself out without relying on anyone else.

When you say rats you mean like rats or royal and holy ones too? How about billion ones?
edited by Dmitri Zhiriakov on 8/5/2013

Rats. i.e. the common or garden rat. the vanilla flavour rt. the Ur-rat.
Just the plain sort. Not any of the more exotic brands of rat.
edited by Spacemarine9 on 8/5/2013

A calamity presidente~! I just cashed out 999 999 000 gamblerats and only got 70k rats back!
edited by Dmitri Zhiriakov on 8/5/2013

Well, I didn’t heed the (many) warnings, and got myself trapped in the Hell Zone without the apparantly important crown. Hooray!
And Spacemarine9 was ever so kind to tell me that this thread existed when I kept sending him the lone rats I was able to scavenge (and the single surviving rat whenever a grant kicked in)
Now… what name did I use for Rat Simulator? Was it Rittle? Or something less silly…?

[quote=Bravin]Well, I didn’t heed the (many) warnings, and got myself trapped in the Hell Zone without the apparantly important crown. Hooray!
And Spacemarine9 was ever so kind to tell me that this thread existed when I kept sending him the lone rats I was able to scavenge (and the single surviving rat whenever a grant kicked in)
Now… what name did I use for Rat Simulator? Was it Rittle? Or something less silly…?[/quote]

[li]Assistance sent. In my day, 1.8 million rats was a lot of rats…

  1. Is there any reason to re-ascend? I mean, is there any benefit to being more than one avarat?

  2. I think I had the option to “re-ascend” even before ascending for the first time, that probably shouldn’t have been possible…

  3. It seems that I can equip my fancy stuff for +Y (with X base), go halfway with ascending, convert X+Y worth of my (buffed) fancyness to gems, then “perhaps not” out of it and crush gems to get X+Y unbuffed fancyness back, plus another Y worth of equipment. Perhaps a mandatory strip before the conversion is in order?

  1. At the minute, entirely cosmetic. I don’t think I’m going to change that but then again, I might.

  2. I don’t know, im pretty sure it should be locked if you don’t have any Avarat levels. But maybe I forgot to make it invisible

  3. Welp! I knew that this was possible but I didn’t particularly want to make it remove all equipment or anything like that… there should be a fix coming at some point this week, but I suppose i better do something about that somehow.
    e: wow i figured out a really easy way to fix it, i am a wizard
    edited by Spacemarine9 on 8/6/2013

I’m free! Free from Hell! I better gamble away everything I have- Wait a minute… why is that when I get the super jackpot for a 1000 rat bet (100k rats, plus 200 rat points)I get the &quotyou were unlucky, better luck next time&quot quality in the rewards box? Surely I was super lucky?
Oh, and thanks to Aspeon, Cameo and Spacemarine for getting me out of hell.
edited by Bravin on 8/6/2013

Probably because I goofed and made almost every Rare Success a Rare Default (i.e. failure) by mistake. I fixed some of them, but evidently not all!

e: psst i turned all the dumb moneygrab stuff back on, but you can opt out of it if you want. damn me if i’m not reasonable.
edited by Spacemarine9 on 8/7/2013

A few comments on moneygrab.
A- up the golden rat one from 3 to 7-that would make sense.
B- a billion rat is equivalent to 999 999 999 ras a 4 nex. for 4 nex you can buy 160 000 000 rats. The point? there is none.
Fancincess could use a boost to 300 CP per.

Three of them, for a bargain price! Four golden rats, straight up, no strings attached. Rats.

Sounds about right yeah nothing weird about it at all.

Boop, boop. The God Zone is now open for bidness. It’s missing a couple options and i have a card or two i’m still planning on adding there.
The balance is all sorts of wobbly and I’m not entirely certain about the overall mechanics of the place! But hey! I like feedback! Then I can go fix things! Fixing things is pretty ok.
Also: 8th biggest Storynexus world. woop woop :cool:
edited by Spacemarine9 on 8/8/2013

Gifted Golden Rats You’re a god, you have Golden Rats.

Gifted?

Also i have no feedback besides the fact there is no consistent way to measure how many god points would you get.

  1. A calamity presidente! giving up 9/10th of your rats does NOT reduce your ratiation in any way! fancy that.

  2. ANOTHER CALAMITY! someone just removed 2 overdoses from my 3 overdoses in a way that left me with 5! Presidente people may violently revolt!

  3. Entirely cosmetic, but if you want to then go right ahead.

LIES

God Mode Engaged You manage to conjure up an amount of things from the raw energies of the Universe itself. How big of an Amount? Well, that depends on how big of a god you are.
dna Share You’ve gained 10 x Horrendous Brew (new total 8475).
rat Share You’ve gained 1 x Rat (new total 288925602). Share Royal Rat has not increased: this quality cannot currently increase past 999999999.
cloudsun Share
Holy Rat remains unchanged, at 994445412
sun2 Share You’ve gained 2 x God Points (new total 224588).
atom Share You’ve gained 16 x Rat Points (new total 6945132).
crackedglass Share You’ve gained 1 x Rat Bee (new total 106).
egg Share You’ve lost 1 x Miniature Rat Egg (new total 63).
chandelier Share Fanciness is increasing…

FIND AN ODD ONE OUT I DOUBLE-DARE YOU.
edited by Dmitri Zhiriakov on 8/8/2013

Hey presidente guy where are you? Your professions can wait-just lick a tootsie pop thrice!
I want that god shack to become functional!

I’ve been playing Papers, Please + I had a dentist appointment ok, i’ll try and get it done later today

Papers, please is fantastic and i assume we will be getting our detailed ratty passports in the very near future. Also WORK WORK WORK!