Okay, I’ve made mine. Ars Moriendi, supports the rights of every neathy creatures, and reveals the truth about the masters.
The London Semaphore, getting messages across since 1894
The Neathy Enquirer, printed on the salmon pink that used to belong to a certain Financial Times.
After a great deal of thought and agonizing over the decision, I am now the proud owner of the Doubt Street Dispatch! But if anyone is still looking for a name, I also considered:
The Neathy Prophet
The New Newgate Times
The Forgotten Quarter Quarterly
The Flute Street Philosopher
The Veilgarden Variety
The Wolfstack Whistle
Mine is called The Horn and Ivory Magazine, after the classical concept of dreams arriving through one of two gates. I thought about calling it The Twin Gates, but I didn’t think that would get the point across. Cool names, everybody! Merry early Sacksmas!
If you’re interested in stabbing things and little else, check out “The Beasts of the Zee.”
If not I wish you luck with a different publication.
[quote=Lollerisms]If you’re interested in stabbing things and little else, check out "The Beasts of the Zee."
If not I wish you luck with a different publication.[/quote]
What if I am interested in stabbing beasts on land?
No one said the Beasts of the Zee can not wash ashore alive.
Proud publisher of the Owl Eye, the London’s (I daresay the Neath’s) foremost authority on all things investigatory.
I have just begun The Beyond Doubt Chronicle. We shall be reporting on diverse, delicious, and delectable stories of all sorts, including scandals, which are easy to find. Or to create.
It is my great pleasure to announce the first publication of THE NEATH HELLION. All news definitely true, whether fit to print or not.
London Candlelight. Deals in truth, justice and madness.
I publish a special little paper called The Ruby Gazette. There’s not a finer paper out there that covers the topics of red honey and final murder.
Naturally you’ll need to know the proper person, passphrase, and signet to present to said person to subscribe. Don’t get them wrong.
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I’m the Editor-in-Chief of ‘Quotations and Speculations’. As far as my feeble mind can recall I came up with it myself but you know how these things can be.
Mine is called "Neathy Delights". Rather unoriginal, I know, but the paper deals with scandals and gossips, from the most wealthy of societies to the poorest of urchins.
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My newspaper is called “The Franklin Gothic”. It’s an excellent source for honest depictions of the problems facing the Neath. And the occasional academic article on Tomb Colonist poetry.
“The Rag.” For after all, a rag can be cut from any cloth and used to clean any sort of mess you can imagine! Who’s to say it’s not one of silk used to daub up prisoner’s honey?
…Admittedly it isn’t, but it very well could be one day.
I call mine The Baleful Gaze-ette.
Richard Von Braun is the proud owner of The Questionable Gazette.
We seek the truth, but we promise nothing.
Im proud owner of the London Truth. Young newspaper but dedicated to the uncovering of the truth.