No, for two reasons. First, it is not wise to speak of the Fingerkings in public, and while I’ve done plenty of unwise things in my time, I’m trying to do better now. Second, there’s nothing good about them, finger licking or otherwise.
If Feducci and the Bishop of Southwark were to fight Jasper and Frank, who would you bet on?
The Bishop, empty night, the Bishop. Bible-thumping arse, but the man can westle. Too Never-cold on him whooping all THREE.
Have you been feeling oddly hungry lately?
I am always hungry. (Seeker of Names seems to be still beneath their cloak.)
Do you miss Easter?
[quote=dragonridingsorceress]
Do you miss Easter?[/quote]
In the "I wish the Masters would create a Easter Substitute" sense only. I never got any nice eggs back then.
Millicent Clathermont boinked a tiger. Rubbery lovers are now pedestrian. The rich boinks snuffers. Morality aside, how will you one-up them? You don’t actually have to do it, mind you.
[quote=Estelle Knoht]
Millicent Clathermont boinked a tiger. Rubbery lovers are now pedestrian. The rich boinks snuffers. Morality aside, how will you one-up them? You don’t actually have to do it, mind you.[/quote]
Simple:
[quote]Doing the impossible deed.
The Bohemians will talk about this day for years to come, how you were a master of seduction. Society will at the same time condemm you and congratulate you. You are talked about from Watchmaker’s Hill to The Palace. And all for boinking one of The Masters. People come to you asking how you pulled it off and what it was like. You just smile and leave them hanging. And oh, the things you’ve learned!
Connected Bohemiens has risen to 500: Famed in tales!
Connected Society has risen to 500: Toasted often!
Connected The Master Of The Bazzar has risen to 50: Very well connected, if you catch my drift.
Notabilty has increased to 20 - a book to yourself!
You’ve gained 50 Dreadful Surmises!
Connected Church has dropped to -500: depraved![/quote]
If you had the chance, would you boink a Master? Is so, why, if not why not?
Well, they’ve certainly screwed me enough times, so it’s fairly tempting to return the favor. On other hand, given what I’ve seen of their blood, I suspect that their other bodily fluids are just as dangerous, if not more so. So no, you won’t find me putting my other neddy stick up any sigil-ridden cloaks.
If you had to spend a year marooned in Polythreme and could bring only one item with you, what would it be?
My armor. Far Khanate, seen me through snarky tigers and spider councils and formal balls, and never given me any lip, which is more than I can say for my companions! Although, if they’re considered items, I’d bring my dear friend the Albino Rat, poor dear could use a vacation.
Speaking of, have you met her?
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Oh yes! (DragonRidingSorceress claps her hands delightedly.) She is a sweetheart. So often dreadfully sad, though. I wish I knew a way to make her feel better, but she’s so morose so often… I try to comfort her, and talk to her, sometimes, but it doesn’t seem to help so… I’ll often leave her to drown her sorrows.
I do wish I could do more to help ease her grief. It would help if I could find any more information on the Watchmaker’s Daughter, but I seem to have reached a dead end.
If you’re willing to speculate, tell me: What do you think we might find if we continue investigating the Watchmaker’s Daughter and her Toys?
Hmm…(Amberley sifts through notes.) It’s base speculation, but it would surprise me little if she became involved with certain Revolutionary efforts. She has the technical skills and the anger against the Masters, after all…
On that note, if you could ask any one of the Masters a question and be certain you would receive an answer, what would you ask, and of which one?
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Mr. Irons. I’d ask why he doesn’t speak.
What? Everyone else will ask the big questions, and I can beat the answers out of them.
[quote=OctaviaCrowe]Mr. Irons. I’d ask why he doesn’t speak.
What? Everyone else will ask the big questions, and I can beat the answers out of them.[/quote]
That’s all good and fine, but I hope you are going to ask a question too instead of straight out beating answers out of us without even asking at all.
Oh, right. Whoops.
Er.
Oh, yeah! In Fallen London, who do you feel is most in need of a damn good drubbing?
February is certainly overdue for one.
Of all the secrets, enigmas and truths that you’ve uncovered since descending to Neath, which one do you regret learning the most?
[quote=Passionario]
Of all the secrets, enigmas and truths that you’ve uncovered since descending to Neath, which one do you regret learning the most?[/quote]
Your Secluded Address.
Assuming Hunter’s Keep burnt down - what will you do with the place?
[quote=Gul al-Ahlaam]
[li]Any decently worldly 'neath-dweller is familiar with the scuttling daughters of the Tree of Seasons, those Sorrow Spiders who bloom like flowers from the eyes of scholars. Are they friend or foe to you? Do you count yourself amongst their worshippers, perhaps respect their wisdom, or simply crush them like common pests?[/quote][/li][li]
I have decided to treat them with a certain wary respect. It seems to have worked well enough so far.[/li][li]
[/li][li][And OOC, I am Australian. Sorrow Spiders have nothing on the beauties I regularly relocate outdoors.][/li][li]
[/li][li]What is your favourite Newspaper?
[/li]
None of them. Useless tosh. I know things’d make their hair curl!
What is your favorite dwelling place?
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[quote=OctaviaCrowe]None of them. Useless tosh. I know things’d make their hair curl!
What is your favorite dwelling place?
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The Soft-hearted Widow’s place, because I enjoy the noises, the food and the coziness. Gives me an excuse to share a bed with all my companions, although the goat do stink.
How will you make use of a Ruthless Henchman?
Why, darling, he’s looting your place even while we’re sitting here talking… another coffee?
Which combination of Neath colours do you find most fashionable?
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Why, darling, he’s looting your place even while we’re sitting here talking… another coffee?
Which combination of Neath colours do you find most fashionable?
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[li]
Peligin and … um … er … Drat, now I can’t remember what that other colour was.
What is your favorite London location? And why?
Wilmot’s End. Not only because that’s where half of London’s best Craft takes place, but also because it is, to borrow that delicious Clay expression, “a place where there is very little screaming”. I have developed a dislike for screams since m… since the Republic.
What is the greatest amount of Darkdrop Coffee that you’ve ever consumed in one night?