Favorite Neathy Pick-up Lines

&quotNo devil could pay a price for your soul.&quot (;

…Occasionally followed with &quotSo let’s get it a little dirtier shall we?&quot if the person looks like they would receive that line well and I’m feeling very confidant. XD
edited by Kylestien on 11/20/2014

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I got a Zubmarine! Want to take a dive on it?

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Contest! I will send a Gift of the Unexpected to whoever posts the best line (as judged by me) between now and when I get online Monday morning.

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Hey, my landau has a backseat. How’d you like to go make it a lot less respectable?

You must have a lot of rostygold because your looks are killer.
edited by Matthias Scathelocke on 11/21/2014

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You don’t need to go the Square of Lofty of Words to declaim from atop of a pole, my dear.

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“I’ve surveyed the fauna of the Neath, from the Miser-Queens of the distant Roof to the Midnight Whales of the Southern Zees, but you are the most charming creature that I have ever laid eyes upon.”

“Are you a devilress? Because you seem to have took my soul.”

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You should be 'Neath me.

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“I should very much like to investigate your Forgotten Quarter”

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“I have a pet tiger. Yeah, that’s right.”

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I tried to say that to Carlos, but I couldn’t stop laughing. Then Carlos couldn’t stop laughing. When it finally came out of my mouth it tasted like a bad decision.

My bids are:
&quotDo you have some spare time? Because my Bejewelled Cane isn’t the the only studded rod I’ve got…&quot
&quotWant to see what I can do with my Rubbery Enhancement?&quot
&quotEver had a Rubbery Man before?&quot
&quotSet a few jars aside for later, because I’ll have you screaming Storm-Threnodies tonight&quot
&quotAre you free right now? Because there’s a couple of Romantic Notions I’d like to give to you&quot
&quotYou’ll be busy with me until the Foxfire Candle Stubs burn low&quot
&quotHaven’t you heard? I’ve been banished from the Empress’ Court ever since my last Night on the Town took a raucous turn&quot
&quotAre you from Axile? Because you’re from out of this world&quot
&quotMr Irons has a tariff on this next move of mine, so don’t say anything to the Special Constables tomorrow okay?&quot
&quotI’ll be giving you a Professional Reward when we get back to my place&quot
&quotIt’s not a walk of shame if you’re walking out of a Spire Emporium&quot
&quotLets Liberate the Night together, because I want you to be the last thing I ever see&quot
&quotIs this Knife and Candle? Because I have an opening for you&quot
&quotGRÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜRGHhhHHHH&quot

Carlos’ (not mine):
&quotI bet we could make some intriguing gossip&quot
&quotI’d like to play with your Grubby Kitten&quot
&quotHey. Wanna do somethin’ scandalous?&quot
&quotWant to take a ride on my Majestic Pleasure Yacht?&quot
&quotShall we go find out what my Rubbery Lumps are made from?&quot
&quotAre you a space bat? 'Cause I’d like to call you Master.&quot
&quotI’d love to be Touched by your Fingerwork.&quot
&quotI completed Ambition: Heart’s Desire when I met you.&quot
&quotMay I sample your Neathy delights?&quot
edited by Cecil on 11/22/2014

“Would you like to see my Alarming Adornment?”

(in the afterglow) Did the earth move for you, too? Or was that the Stone Pigs rousing from their ancient sleep to wreak destruction upon the Neath?

“Are you a Jack? 'Cause you put a smile on my face every time you look at me.”

“Are you Herspiderian Cider? Because with you, I could rise from the dead.”

Would you like to compare Lodgings?

I’ve been searching Wilmot’s End for a woman like you.

Are you the Watchmaker’s Daughter? Because I’ve been waiting for you.

They say a Turkish clock will bring sweet warmth to your dreams. I’ve got one. Want to test it out with me?

Wine for thrills.

I’d buy your kiss if you were Sinning Jenny.

I’m not Sinning Jenny, but do you want to buy a kiss?

Can I steal your kiss?

Want to play the Provost if I play the Devil?

I could show you what I did with the Wit and the Beauty.

Shall we have our Feast of the Rose rendezvous early?

If your Lodgings are overrun with rats, you’re welcome to stay at my place.

I know I have a reputation for being Scandalous. I’d like you to know that everything you’ve heard is true.

Will you tell me your name, or do I need to Seek for it?

You and I should become Acquainted.

Do you want proof I’ve got Light Fingers?

I’ve got an 1868 with your name on it.

Would you like to ride my Velocipede?

I bet you left Admirers on the Surface.

I’ve glimpsed the future. You and I are Destined to be together.

Is your Zodiac sign the Lovers? Mine is.

Do you have Light Fingers? Because you’ve taken my breath away.

Shall we make a Touching Love Story that would Scandalise the Ministry of Public Decency?

I’m no snuffer, but I’d still fancy a taste of your candlestick.

A twist in your tale! You now have Seeking My Affection x1.

&quotMy bed’s from Polythreme. Come back to my place and we’ll make it scream for mercy.&quot

And for the heiress seeking clay men out there:

&quotLOOK AT ME. I AM SMILING. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME.&quot

&quotI LIKE YOU’RE FACE. I WILL CARVE IT IN MY HAND SO THAT I CAN REMEMBER.&quot

&quotYOU ARE PRETTY. I AM NOT PRETTY. I WISH I WAS.&quot

&quotI REMEMBER SCREAMING. YOU HELP ME FORGET. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE.&quot

&quotI CARRY BOXES. I COULD CARRY YOU. YOU LOOK LIGHTER.&quot

&quotYOU LOOK STURDY. YOU ARE LESS LIKELY TO GET HURT.&quot

Have I been drinking moon milk or are you just that beautiful?

I bet we could make my Salt Weasel blush.