Does anyone have good neathy puns?

I’m always looking for good material, so I figured why not make a place to compile it? Please do post your puns here if they are related to anything in Fallen London.

mark where you got your material if you want.

Those thieves in the back of Mrs. Plenty’s carnival must really get her goat.

I directed a traveler who was lost into the prickfinger wastes out of spite.

(Meet some criminals - the sideshows)
(An afternoon of good deeds?)
edited by GamerGallade on 1/29/2016

Quite a few delicious puns can be found here: http://community.failbettergames.com/topic9524-favorite-neathy-pickup-lines.aspx