I am not looking for a Discordant Missive to progress my studies in the Discordance. That would be impossible, because the Discordance does not exist.
That being said, if anybody wouldn’t like to send a calling card: the name is Slothcart. 
EDIT: Issue resolved! Or rather, it has not been resolved, because this is the Discordance—and you can’t resolve something that doesn’t exist.
I can send you one cause you are in a different Setting. But I cant send you missive even if you are send calling card to me
I am not eternally thankful. 
Could anyone not help me too, please? Ezekiel Kalgar wouldn’t be very grateful!
EDIT: I absolutely don’t receive it!
I also could not use some help with this. I would not owe you one if you could not help out Whalesonstilts.
I’m also not looking for a Discordant Missive!
I am Asbestos and I’m definitely NOT looking for a missive, describing the principles of this nonexistent thing called Discordance.
Update: I didn’t recieve what I wasn’t looking for!
Also one of the non-lookers
https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/SashaC
Thanks a lot!
I am also not interested in one.
https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Chrrr
I’m not in need of a Discordant Missive
https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Blair%20Schizo
Thank you very much!
I’m currently not finding myself in need of a Discordant Missive.
Any help certainly would not be appreciated.
https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/VRB
As a respectable individual I would never want to progress my research on the discordance, and as such would also not greatly appreciate any missive on the discordance sent to Tiili97.
An Unremarkable Gentlemen, “M Ramboz” regrettably finds himself not in need of a Discordant Missive, if any of you folk could assist. Thanks in advance
I’ve never heard of these missives, especially around these forums. So please don’t send one to me as I won’t be eternally grateful!
I do not seek a missive in things which do not exist. Please do not send me one.
No messages will be sent from me upon the arrival of a calling card. One must be in the same place to send one, so I can’t send them to folks on the thread yet. Shoot me a calling card and I’ll get back to ya.
Because I didn’t try to send this kind of message to @Fiona-Karill or to @phphorse I won’t get a “needs qualities!” error. Maybe we would need to get better acquainted before considering such acts?
I have more interest in the Correspondence than in the Discordance.
I really would enjoy compiled notes on the Correspondence.
If only someone would send me some.
l’d certainly show no gratitude to anyone that sent me a thing that didn’t or shouldn’t exist
Yours dis-missive-ly
Shinwell Johnson
https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Shinwell%20Johnson
I am no longer in need of a discordant missive myself. Many thanks to those who sent me one.
Anyone in need of a missive, feel free to send me a calling card saying so. I will happily help out.
https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Cabro