I am not looking for a Discordant Missive to progress my studies in the Discordance. That would be impossible, because the Discordance does not exist.
That being said, if anybody wouldn’t like to send a calling card: the name is Slothcart. 
EDIT: Issue resolved! Or rather, it has not been resolved, because this is the Discordance—and you can’t resolve something that doesn’t exist.
I can send you one cause you are in a different Setting. But I cant send you missive even if you are send calling card to me
I am not eternally thankful. 
Could anyone not help me too, please? Ezekiel Kalgar wouldn’t be very grateful!
EDIT: I absolutely don’t receive it!
I also could not use some help with this. I would not owe you one if you could not help out Whalesonstilts.
I am Asbestos and I’m definitely NOT looking for a missive, describing the principles of this nonexistent thing called Discordance.
Update: I didn’t recieve what I wasn’t looking for!
I’m not in need of a Discordant Missive
https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Blair%20Schizo
Thank you very much!
I’m currently not finding myself in need of a Discordant Missive.
Any help certainly would not be appreciated.
https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/VRB
As a respectable individual I would never want to progress my research on the discordance, and as such would also not greatly appreciate any missive on the discordance sent to Tiili97.
An Unremarkable Gentlemen, “M Ramboz” regrettably finds himself not in need of a Discordant Missive, if any of you folk could assist. Thanks in advance
It is not untrue that I am not inactively unseeking nonexistent Discordance Missives. Any not uninterested nonparties not unwilling to not assist in this non-quest?