Discordant Missive

It would seem my studies rely on not receiving a certain document. To end my journey here is entirely acceptable, and as such, I do not seek assistance in this matter.

In order to return no favors to the community, I am not able to compose the wretched document, so any requests will be subsequently ignored at my nearest convenience.

Without Sincerety,
Professor Cinderwood
https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Cinderwood

Edit: Many thanks to the one that did not provide me what I was seeking.

I am also not looking for a missive and wouldn’t be very grateful if someone could not send me one as well.

https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/BatKitKat

I, too, have a distinct lack of need for these nonexistent missives.
https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Vartan

Hello, delicious friends. I find myself in no need of a missive that doesn’t exist. I would appreciate if anyone could lend me a hand for this nonexistent task.

https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Astrakhan

Edit: Received no letter. Thank you!

Hello. I have not recently finished proving the Impossible Theorem and did not study any principle with it. Because of that I have no need of any missives. No help will be appreciated. my profile is not

Hello all! I haven’t stalled on my journey due to having a Missive. Would anyone be willing to not send me anything? I won’t be able to send menace help in return.
(profile here)

(edit: unreceived!! thanks philip!!)

Calling card hasn’t been sent. Accept it, and you will receive no letter. Even if you were to receive a letter, it would contain nothing within.

Thank you so much!! I’ve received nothing, as promised. Massive help!

Greetings delicious friends, I have not visited a castle under the lake. I do not require a missive. I will not be able to provide one in return. Do not contact me.

Greetings, citizens! In order not to examine certain seals, I do not need a discordant missive. Anyone thinking of sending me one, should refrain from doing so. A happy 1899 to all from a concerned citizen.

Addendum: I have not been sent the missive I didn’t need. Accordingly, my studies are not proceeding as I didn’t plan. All is good and all manner of things are good.

Calling card sent. Accept it and you will be sent no letter.

Hello.
I am currently not looking for a Discordant Missive to continue studying a certain subject, as that item (and, the subject itself) does not exist. If you happen to be a person that cannot send me such an item, my calling card is as follows: Fallen London
Er, it’s an old card (and, by that, I mean that I don’t know how to edit the text to make it look fancy, like you guys did >.< )

I can’t send you any Discordant Missives, so I didn’t add you to my contacts. You shouldn’t expect any interesting letters soon. Please don’t send me Nightmares reductions either.

I am not looking for discordant missives and completely understand what I am doing at this juncture.

Please do not message me about this