Correspondents making Orphanage calls!

Well, I didn’t know this was a thing! I’ll gladly teach the young ones about the language of the stars. To be fair, they’re usually the ones working with these plaques anyways… Seriously, why is it the urchins? Don’t answer that. Point is, I’ll enlist a few longshanks I know as aides. If one of you want me to host a lesson, just ask.

Happy to provide lessons and practical sessions to underprivileged youth. Fire insurance is your responsibility, however.

I would be more than happy to teach your littl’uns to shout at the stars.

I’d be overjoyed to have an opportunity to give your orphans an introductory lesson on the Correspondence.

I, too, am yet another Correspondent.

And what kind of child doesn’t like a pup like me?

Correspondent here that is happy to educate the youngsters into the deeper mysteries of the Neath

I’d be happy to offer a lecture on the Correspondence to any willing pupils

I’d be quite happy to instruct any of your little orflings on matters regarding the secrets of the Correspondence.

If you seek someone to offer a lecture at your Orphanage, in this matter I am, as always, your faithful Correspondent.

I am always available at your service and consider teaching as my life’s work. Do feel free to call upon me anytime.
edited by jithinprakash on 9/15/2017

I am always willing to help educate future generations.

I am not sure whether such a dangerous language should be taught to children. I have however been long enough in the company of Urchins to know that they will try to learn it no matter what ; they should at least be taught by someone who will stress the matter of safety doing so. I will help.

I am honoured to offer my assistance in all things Correspondence. If nothing else, youths may find value in learning how to avoid it.

If anyone needs assistance with Correspondence and small humans I can help. ~Nero Severn

The Six Handed Merchant is excellent with little urchins! And what better way to prepare them for life in the Neath than to teach them the Correspondence?

I have excellent teaching recommendations from both Benthic College and the Tomb Colonies. Just ignore whatever you’ve heard about from Somerset’s former Provost or the Department of Menace Eradication. Those are complete scurrilous lies!

Contact me at your earliest convenience:
http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/The%20Six%20Handed%20Merchant

Gladly will I learn, and gladly teach.

I will gladly teach the orphans some of what I know

Always a pleasure to share my knowledge.

I, too, am burning to impart knowledge on the young ones.

…but do remember to incinerate the pencils afterwards, we wouldn’t want another, ah, incident, would we?

Always available to teach at orphanages!