[quote=Bertrand Leonidas Poole]Could you perchance regale us with tales of the Bronze League? I sometimes wonder if there was lore or writing in the Bronze League unknown to most.
Do you have Labyrinth Runner?[/quote]
Eh? Bronze League? What’s that? I can… I can barely remember when K&C first opened, and I think my insides are too dusty [rewraps a bandage] to remember how it worked. There were no forms. There was a lot of stabbing. So much stabbing. I became an umpire, and got stabbed some more.
Labyrinth Runner… I don’t recall Labyrinth Runner having anything to do with K&C. You got more Labyrinth Runner by finding shortcuts that let you move between areas without spending an action. (It used to cost actions to travel…) As far as I know, I have all the Shortcuts, though they don’t do anything now:
…and I only have Labyrinth Runner 11 because I discovered that some of the shortcut-unlocking storylets could be repeated, so I decided to grind it higher than necessary for fun. FALLEN LONDON!
Anyway, tangent, nothing to do with K&C. Do they still send Knot-Names these days? Why, I remember when I was a lass, the Brass Embassy was called the Bronze Embassy, and Rubbery Men only had one tentacle. You had to pay to walk from Spite to Ladybones Road and the urchins were all still in diapers. Then the Starveling cat showed up and–