Utterly, Undoubtedly, Unfathomable Outrage

The Inadvisably Big Dog doesn’t give you +20 Hearts.
I expected a sense of realism while cruising through the dead stars, but I guess that’s just too much to much to ask for.

I for one I am in total agreement. In fact, if I knew how to mod, I would have added this:

Approach the Advisably Large Dog
Unlocked with 1x Supplies
Dog backwards is god, right?

Your crew don black robes and walk, hushed, to its altar. They deposit their sacrifices of biscuits and chew toys at its feet. The god is pleased. It showers affection on all. The crew gasp as you are permitted the holiest of duties- the belly rub.

Terror -10
-1x Supplies

Awwww you could not have a horror game with a face like that!