This is what one of the lines in my Companions column looks like:
I get the sense that I’m going to come home and see nothing but a mess of feathers and a very satisfied kitten with a look on it’s face that says “What? I didn’t do anything.” edited by Nigel Overstreet on 3/3/2013
With those ravens? Surface ravens are already bold and clever enough to sneak up on cats and pull their tails… that lot, I think, would have your poor kitten hanging upside-down from the sideboard with the sherry decanter on her head.