Don’t tell me you would not attend that salon. Between the Princess making sure that peaks of hedonism are gained and the Contrarian arguing with her drunkenly about whatever the hot topic is, this is clearly the best thing to come out of this election and that includes any of the three candidates winning.
Just imagine the Making Waves you’d get from that. Mr. Slowcake will be the happiest not-a-man in the world.
That would be a rather amazing salon and the Amanuensis being there to spread tales to increase MW or even Notability. Though a dance with the Princess or a discussion with the Contrarian would be even more interesting.