I have decided that I don’t have enough cats, so if anyone wants to get rid of their Starveling Cat, please send them my way.
I have one more than the regulation seven, so if you want to risk it and haven’t had a taker/giver/escapee yet…
Yes, please. Thank you kindly.
“I’ll strike up a bargain, gov’. Gimme those boxed cats, and i shall see if they contain Cats of a Starveling nature, and send them back right quick. Just promise not to snicker if my eyebrows look malformed for awhile due to the overabundance of d–nable sorrow spiders that get in those packages!”