I actually managed to make friends!
De Gustibus occurs yearly, much like Hallowmas and The Feast of the Exceptional Rose!
[quote=Honeyaddict]I actually managed to make friends!
De Gustibus occurs yearly, much like Hallowmas and The Feast of the Exceptional Rose![/quote]
Not sure that’s true any more.I’ve never seen it, and I’ve played for over two years now. Still waiting to get rid of those cave fishies.
[quote=Meradine Heidenreich][quote=Honeyaddict]I actually managed to make friends!
De Gustibus occurs yearly, much like Hallowmas and The Feast of the Exceptional Rose![/quote]
Not sure that’s true any more.I’ve never seen it, and I’ve played for over two years now. Still waiting to get rid of those cave fishies.[/quote]
This is a thread about ridiculous suggestions for things to add to the game, he didn’t think it was actually happening yearly.
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Each member of the Calendar Council reveals to the others that they are actually Constables in disguise.
The whole revolution is constables in disguise.
The Masters become tiny and huggable.
And Mr Veils is crushed by a stray apple.
Masters dating sim.
I thought we were supposed to be ruining the game! Not improving it! ;)
…You know how the Dawn Machine is basically a…
Baby sun?
Teletubbies is the New Sequence.
And that, children, is why you resist the dawn machine.
edited by Addis Rook on 3/7/2018
The game issues a poll to players on whether or not they want to activate or stop the Liberation of Night’s device, and whichever side wins becomes canon.
I thought we were supposed to be ruining the game! Not improving it! ;)[/quote]
My original goal was to end this thread after The Fifth City was annihilated in the ensuing chaos… buuuuut since the very first comment erased FL’s existence, we can ignore that goal for now.
[quote=Ixc]The Masters become tiny and huggable.
And Mr Veils is crushed by a stray apple.[/quote]
Devils bring a microwave back from the future and I throw Mr. Veils inside and set it for 30 minutes
edited by Addis Rook on 3/8/2018
Everyone has morals and is kind to one another except Mr Veils who we all bond in hatred towards. Also instead of cloaks the Masters all wear snuggies and bunny slippers.
By combining 7 Heptagoats you can create the final Omegagoat which allows you to transcend all other beings in the Fallon London Universe.
None can withstand your goatly might. All shall bear witness to your goatliness.
[quote=Blaine Davidson]By combining 7 Heptagoats you can create the final Omegagoat which allows you to transcend all other beings in the Fallon London Universe.
None can withstand your goatly might. All shall bear witness to your goatliness.[/quote]
Why yes. With 7 Heptagoats, one can achieve the impossible.
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There are no human keepers in the Labyrinth of tigers. It’s literally just tigers.
Isn’t that already pretty much the case?
- Spacemarine9 returns from his vacation up North, bringing his rats; Nuncio spontaneously combusts.
- Salt, Aslan, and Yukari Yakumo have a three-way bout of fisticuffs to decide who gets the Uttermost East.
- Everyone is a Snuffer. No exceptions.
Devils go to the future and bring back thousands and thousands of LOLcat pictures and mail them to the Duchess
edited by Addis Rook on 3/10/2018
Mr. Eaten returns to London with an army of wendigo and ghouls! A spider-senate replaces the sun; ‘everyone is spiders’ shall be the whole of the Law! No one is allowificated to use loquatiables save those inventerized by Mr. Pages! Shall I continue?
edited by GuesssWho on 3/10/2018
“In matters of the Bazzar, look to love, always.”
If you get Masquing up to 1000, you can have the Bazzar itself as a marriageable companion.
Sure, your relationship has cosmically disastrous consequences for London, the Neath, the Earth, and the Local Fluff (yes, that is a real term!)…but the boost to your BDR is incredible!
Just be careful on dates, as any intimate liaisons with the Bazzar will automatically give you +100 CP to Wounds, Nightmares and Scandal. Also, DO NOT ATTEMPT A WALTZ.
And if you get Masquing to -1000, you get Mr. Eaten as your spouse, which automatically replaces any previous companions or spouse that you may have had. I’ll leave it to the Northridden to elaborate on the consequences of such a match. They’re probably the best people to ask about blowing up London anyway. ;-)
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edited by Six Handed Merchant on 3/10/2018