Request for Wounds: Feed Me Your Poison!

[color=rgb(194, 194, 194)]Hello delicious friends! I wish to set upon the task of raising my The Boatman’s Opponent quality to the maximum of 40 and thus require the swift and constant occurrence of my untimely demise. That is where you all come in, my murderous fellows! I request that anyone willing to sully their hands injure me in any way possible, be it with live rodents on the Give a Gift! card, poisoning me through promised healing, or in any other manner deemed fit. Perhaps there are more reasonable methods of killing yourself, but I find this to be one of the more entertaining for both parties involved. Happy homicides, my dearest assailants![/color]

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