Rat Sending Simulator 2015

[quote=Spacemarine9]
If ratgame eclipses FL I will send you a written apology.[/quote]

[li]
[color=#009900]If any SN game eclipses FL, I will be ecstatic. If RSS2K13 eclipses FL I will personally cater a big party.[/color]

You better start buying rat-based decorations in bulk then, because ratgame has a colossal 136 players. through the power of Mathematics i can assume that the entire world population will be playing this game by this time next year.
I haven’t done any calculations on this whatsoever but it seems inevitable, really.

Also this is the seventh page of this thread.
[color=CC0099]~[/color][color=0033FF]--[/color][color=CC0099]SUPER[/color] [color=CC0000]FUNTIME[/color][color=FF9900] PARTY[/color][color=0033FF]--[/color][color=CC3300]~[/color]

I’m a professional.
edited by Spacemarine9 on 7/16/2013

Sings If I could put time in a bottle…
Oh wait, that’s exactly what I’ve been doing all day.

Speaking of, actually, I begin to wonder if it’s possible for me to formulate a more powerful Bee Lure.[li]

EDIT: Ohgosh it hatched I am the FANCIEST!
edited by Finvara on 7/16/2013[/li][li]Edit II: Someone appears to have sent me negative 10 rats. It said they sent me some rats, and that I lost 10 rats. Is this a bug?[/li][li]
edited by Finvara on 7/16/2013

oops i had an erroneous minus sign in there, fixed that.
also good lord how many bees do you need, one lure is probably enough. Maybe. Maybe there might be an extreme Bee Lure. But maybe not yet.

You should already know how many bees I need. The answer is all of them. All that will fit in my cookpot.[li]

EDIT: Also, did you intend for the crown to be equippable? I see it has a stat modifier, but it isn’t.
edited by Finvara on 7/16/2013

I will not allow you to cause a Rat Bee extinction event.
Also yeah the crown should have been equip able but I forgot to assign it to a slot. But it is no longer slotless! You should be able to wedge it atop your skull now

Hooray!

Rat Bee Extinction is not my aim. My aim only is to create sustainable Rat Bee agriculture, so that future generations may enjoy Rat Bees in ready and plentiful amounts without increasing our society’s demand for Ratroleum.

Anyone interested in a fanciness contest?

i am extremely happy this is a sentence i have caused someone to write

I welcome fanciness contests.

I’m Flipz in-game, by the way, thanks to laziness and lack of curiosity. I’ve run out of suitable rat-sending targets recently, so I’ve added a bunch of you to my list. Be warned. :P

I’m also looking for someone who’s not yet Seeking who I can send a certain number of rats to. Please and thank you! :D

EDIT: Ah, a victim partner. Eeeeexcellent… >:)[li]
edited by Flipz on 7/17/2013

Am not seeking, if you need to send rats.

I think what I love most about this game is sending dozens of short messages to random strangers about rats. It becomes a challange to figure out how many ways I can talk about rats. However, I realize that however good I do, I can never eclipse the rat rant (Written by Spacemarine9).

i wonder if it’d be possible to slip that into the game somehow or if the sheer volume of rat words within it would just snap Storynexus in half

maybe i’ll make it a reading comprehension test where you must locate key words in order to escape from Hell Zone >:}
okay i’m not even that cruel

[quote=Spacemarine9]i wonder if it’d be possible to slip that into the game somehow or if the sheer volume of rat words within it would just snap Storynexus in half

maybe i’ll make it a reading comprehension test where you must locate key words in order to escape from Hell Zone >:}
okay i’m not even that cruel[/quote]
Did he ever respond?

I went to rat hell zone and immediately got saved out of it. I should have brewed some of my 6 million royal rats before going, but oh well haha.

[quote=Knyx]
Did he ever respond?[/quote]

yes i got appointed as Honorary Rat Consultant

[quote=Spacemarine9][quote=Knyx]
Did he ever respond?[/quote]

yes i got appointed as Honorary Rat Consultant
[/quote]
He clearly didn’t read the whole thing.

he did at least read enough of it to get to the bit about rat consultancy, which is probably enough ratwords for anyone, really.