The Jaunty Mystic seeks an Extraordinary Mind to learn from.
She had a most foolhardy encounter with a voice from a well, and charred her mind trying to decipher what it was shouting. Well, that wouldn’t do for a mystic, would it? She’s repented deeply of that decision and is on the straight and narrow now.
Hello – I am Klettie, a very serious young woman who is newly ventured to the Neath. I am seeking a shadowy or watchful patron – but ideally a watchful one:
Please advise. Thank you for your kind consideration.
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Good day, gentlefolk, I am FiercelyFerociousFeminista, an observant & intriguing lady. I am somewhat newly arrived in the 'Neath & find myself in need of a Patron, particularly one that can aid me in improving my Shadowy Skills. I’m not very dangerous in the common sense of the word, and I’m fine with that, but would not turn away a patron who could help me in that arena.
Hello, Delicious Friends!
I am Moros, future Correspondent.
As of September 3, '18 my updated stats are:
Dangerous: 72
Persuasive: 84
Shadowy: 80
Watchful:74
I am hoping to find an Extraordinary Mind to lend me a hand in my path, and will gladly join in any social actions. edited by Moros on 8/25/2018 edited by Moros on 9/6/2018
I am an aspiring artist not associated with any movement. Despite my work in authoring short stories, I am limited in what I can achieve with my current knowledge. Thus, I request the patronage of a person of Legendary Charisma.
watchful:19
Shadowy:17
Dangerous:7
Persuasive:69
Antidas, a fairly new arrival from the Tomb-Colonies, as far as anyone is concerned, friend of devils, as far as they know, and avid player in The Game is looking for a tutor under whom he might further cultivate his mind and body.
Watchful 32
Shadowy 9
Dangeous 32
Persuasive 22
I must stress out that I am also looking for RP buddies.
(Currently has a Patron - Thank you!)
Dr. Lucy Gresham is a rising star in London, seeking a benefactor and future colleague. She is fond of adventure, urchins, and uncovering mysteries. As she is following a balanced path (investigations tend to uncover threats that need a good thrashing or are best avoided), all forms tutelage is welcome Once she finally achieves the recognition she deserves, she can promise regular assistance and a listing in the acknowledgements of all her papers. (link in signature)
Watchful: 99
Shadowy: 68
Dangerous: 76
Persuasive: 88 edited by OmegaPaladin on 9/29/2018
Hello, I am an up and coming young man, something of a literary dilettante, and, much more quietly, a rising thief as well. I’m also a bit of an archeologist, but only because I want to get access to the University. I have certain urgent business that can only be resolved there.
As a former urchin, I am more than willing to flatter anyone who buys me lunch at Dante’s Grill. A good meal is worth more than my dignity.
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I’m seeking a patron to help me with any of my stats except Dangerous, which I’m saving for last.
My stats are:
Dangerous 47 - Puissant
Persuasive 87 - Compelling
Shadowy 84 - Sinister
Watchful 86 - Sagacious
I have two points of making waves to give away. edited by Boyslides on 10/8/2018
(Turns out the fallen heralds classified section is quite effective, I have found a patron - Thankyou!)
Glad tidings fair gentlefolk,
Oswald Kingley-Mortimer at your service, perhaps you have read my tales ‘The Courtesan, the Rubbery Man and the Fluke’ or ‘The secret life of cats’? Both would serve well to inform you on my philosophy and sensibilities.
I’ve been a member of the community for some time but have recently returned from sabbatical and am currently seeking a patron to educate me on the finer points of Neathly etiquette, I understand that the reflected glory of my literary talents may be helpful for those of higher standing than myself and am more than happy for that to happen.
I graciously await your replies.
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Seeking patrons for all stats which are currently:
Dangerous: 82
Watchful: 81
Shadowy: 79
Persuasive: 77
I don’t know how the making waves thing works, but I currently have 5 points, which aren’t of any use to me.
Thanks for reading, delicious friends. edited by Chafe on 10/23/2018
Surely you have heard the name of Frogvarian - a rising poet and author, and a brilliant detective to boot. Though, even one such as myself must admit, help and connections are invaluable if success is desired in the Neath. Thus, I have decided to seek a patron of an Extraordinary Mind.
I’m sure such a partnership will be beneficial to the both of us.
After a long absence I’m back to Fallen London. I’m currently on my way to becoming a PoSI, and figured I should benefit from a patron while I still can. I dabble in all storylines, though I have a predilection for the persuasive kind. I am particularly struggling with my shadowy stat because I lack proper gear in that department. Thus, help from an Invisble Eminence would be appreciated. I’ll gladly respond to any request in turn.
My unaugmented stats are the following:
Watchful - 90
Shadowy - 87
Dangerous - 94
Persuasive - 106
I’m afraid my knowledge of riddles isn’t vast enough to provide one that hasn’t been posted already.
EDIT: I found a patron, though our acquaintance was rather short because I became a PoSI much earlier than expected. I thought you needed to buy expensive clothing, have at least one hideout, and things of that sort, but it looks like I was mistaken. edited by Starsky on 11/1/2018
Hello Ladies, Gentlemen, Squid and everything in between, my name is Osborn Draiss. I’m afraid to say that I cannot comment on my greatest works, as they are barely legal at best, but I assure you, they are great nonetheless. As a gentlemen who’s base stats are:
I have also made 3 whole waves, if that means anything to anyone.
I would most prefer help with my shadowy work, as it is my favorite.
Edit: I have managed to find myself a patron. If someone else wishes to be my patron, I’m not going to say no, my social circle is rather small right now, but I’m not precisely high priority. edited by Osborn Draiss on 11/7/2018
[color=000000]Greetings, delicious friends. Ackerly is a devilish, silver-tongued rogue who has found new artistic vision, owing to the generous removal of his soul by his infernal friends. Some say his new art is madness. Some say it is disgusting, abominable. But art is art, no? And he puts so very much effort into his. Subtle, ruthless, and hedonistic, Ackerly Diomedes seeks training in the arts of physical subtlety (shadowy), so as to propel himself into significance.[/color]
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[color=000000]Watchful: 66[/color]
[color=000000]Shadowy: 48[/color]
[color=000000]Dangerous: 59[/color]
[color=000000]Persuasive: 106[/color]
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Lieutenant Felix Fitzpatrick is the second son of a successful mariner. Finding himself cut off from his previous life on the surface, Felix has set out to build a new legacy beneath the false stars of Fallen London.
Though embarrassing to admit, I have only been in the Neath for a couple of weeks and still have a lot to learn in the ways of Fallen London. I was a Lieutenant of sort on the surface and have come to Fallen London because of unfortunate circumstances; which, once again, unfortunately, the reason I can not share. Since then I have been seeking a way to really understand who I am and learn my true place in this oddly charming world. My work as of the moment, is writing short stories to earn a living, with the occasional odd jobs on Watchmaker’s Hill.
I also understand that the stated two skill I hope to learn are contradictory in nature; and thus I welcome advises on how to better reach my true, full, potential. As I stated previously, I am relatively new to this world so I hope you understand where I’m coming from and answer a plea from this humble gentleman.
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UPDATE:
Dear Respected Friend,
I am happy to announce that I have found a generous and irresistible, as well as a mysterious sinister mentor. However, I shan’t refuse any person who would like to be my patron or anyone who wish to be a friend of mine. And should any require assistance from this gentleman, I shall give them my help to the best of my abilities. Thank you for all the help and time you delicious friends have given this humble letter. This humble gentleman is, truly, humbled.
Sincerely,
Greene
Here is the link to my name card: Fallen London edited by Cornelius_Greene on 11/18/2018 edited by Cornelius_Greene on 11/18/2018
My parents gave me the name stormgathering. Don’t ask; they had some odd ideas about childrearing. I’m returning to the Neath after a decent amount of time away and I was hoping I might find a patron in the dangerous arts.
You can find me at most hours in the vicinity of the Brass Embassy doing nothing unethical whatsoever. I don’t know anything about souls. Thank you.
Update: I think I’ve found a patron, the charming and dangerous Snallygaster[color=rgb(40, 37, 32)]. Thank you all.[/color] edited by stormgathering on 11/17/2018 edited by stormgathering on 11/17/2018
I hope this letter finds you in good health. My name is Werner Salaman, and I am a new arrival to this mysterious land. I wish for a patron in the watchful arts, but really any help would be appreciated.
As for a riddle, I am afraid I do not have one of my own, but perhaps this one that I heard many years ago could be serviceable: I sizzle like bacon I spit like an egg I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole I am long like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole What am I?
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Update: I have found a patron, thank you for browsing this thread though! :D edited by potatao42 on 11/29/2018
Kranach, quiet and inscrutable gentleman, learnt quite a lot about ways of Neath already. He is slow to trust, yet those who earn his respect, can find in him loyal and cheerful friend.
Most of his skills already passed the threshold beyond which patronage is feasible, yet he would be happy to learn from someones who excel in matters of Watchfulness and/or Danger. Or just anyone, whether of some importance or not, willing to share knowledge, stories or bottles of gin.
MaireadAnnette is a compelling and insightful individual of mysterious and indistinct gender seeking a patron, preferably a guide to the fascinating shadowy places of the neath. A true hedonist, MaireadAnnette enjoys galavanting about, scandalizing the Ministry of Public Decency, and taking long sabbaticals in the Tomb Colonies.