This lonely silverer was told a certain hound would fill the hole in their life, but as adorable as it is, it’s no kitten. If anyone has spare bundles of fluffy clawed joy, I’d make an excellent new home for it. I can show you all my other creatures delicate and rare, all in perfect health, if you require credentials.
Hello. I would love to welcome a kitty. They look nice and furry. But, do they rip your arm off when you stroke them? I hope they do. https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Ceredig
Of course, please ask if you want a favor to be returned.
Hello! I would love a kitten if they’re going around. I promise to take so so much care of the anomalous little thing, and feed it all the rodents it could dream of, quite literally. I don’t know what I could provide in turn, but I’d be happy to do so if one wishes.
SEEKING—A Kitten of the Parabolan Variety to nurture and cherish. Applicant has extensive cattery experience and will furnish all manner of feline comforts. Most indebted,