Offering Patronage (Shattering Force)

If you’re interested, please contact me. Note: my training program boils down to taking pulls of wine in between hitting you with cheap furniture. Enroll at your own peril.

Ah Mr. Deltoid wouldn’t mind experiencing this thing called patronage. How do I seek it though?

Send me a calling card and we can begin. I cannot help you if you are sufficiently hale and healthy (can’t tutor Dangerous 100+).

Ah, that’s too bad, I’m well over 100.