Artistic School: The Nocturnals. It’s a new world down here, with its own rules (or lack of rules, as the case may be). Deathlessness, devils, the wide dark zee…all of this demands new artistic forms, unlike anything seen or conceived of on the Surface.
Philosophy: The Unconfined. My newspaper, The London News and Disturber, prints the truth, no matter how Outlandish it might seem at first. I’ve also been known to give public lectures on the Correspondence over in the Forgotten Quarter, and was once thrown out of the University for daring to bring a murderer to justice.
Newspaper: A Humble Servant of the Truth. Some call the Disturber ‘The Only Source of Truth’, although I am sure other newspapers share that distinction. I originally intended my newspaper to be simply a tool for my Ambition, but at some point (I believe around the time I was investigating a certain Affair involving a certain Box), it became something more.
Martial Tradition: Your own amalgamation. A bizarre mixture of fencing, soldiering, Eastern martial arts, tomb-colonist dueling lessons, boxing, and the Savage, Elusive, and Baroque forms of Knife and Candle. Along with the occasional bullet.
Scar: Body. I’ve had more than one Knife-and-Candle loss, and more than one run in with Frank and Jasper. Although I do meet them for drinks occasionally at the Medusa’s Head. In a deathless world, it’s important not to hold grudges. Can you imagine holding a grudge for centuries over in the Tomb-Colonies? Frankly, I can think of better things to do.
Toast: Myself. I probably should have sided with the Gracious Widow, whom I’ve worked with a number of times to our mutual benefit, but I loathe the thought of being under anyone’s thumb. Besides, this one time, I brought news for her entrusted to me by a pale woman on a boat in the land of the dead, and the Widow had the temerity to have me beaten and tossed in the stolen river without explanation. How uncouth!
Closest To: Urchins. I was originally closest to the spies of the Great Game (which came in quite handy when dealing with the Numismatrix), but when I finally located the entrance to [CENSORED BY ORDER OF THE MINISTRY OF PUBLIC DECENCY]…I knew that the Urchins needed it the most. And I must say, the little scamps have proven themselves much more useful than I’d anticipated. Even if their prices for Neath-snow are beyond the level of extortion.
Patron Gift: Mirror Polished Shoes, perfect for unobtrusive observation of intricate Enigmas. Such as the Searing variety. And even that other variety.
Penny Dreadful: The Devils’ Courage. Many a time I’ve dashed across the Flit one step ahead of constables, criminals, devils, neddies, and even the enraged cats of the Duchess. Or barely made it out of [THIS TEXT REMOVED UNDER THREAT OF LAWSUIT FROM BASEBORN & FOWLINGPIECE, ESQ.] using a last-ditch escape route. Good times.
Lodgings: A Suite at the Royal Beth. The view may not be as good as from the spires of the Bazaar, but I like to keep the Neddies at an arms’ length. Besides, the room service is much, much better.
Specialization: A Legendary Charisma. Or so it says in Slowcake’s Exceptionals. I just believe that you can catch more Lamplighter Bees with prisoner’s honey than you can with absinthe…
Destiny: The Revelation, and choosing to share the power of the Garden. All Shall Be Well, and All Manner of Thing Shall Be Well. Whether the Masters truly believe it or not, I hope to make it so, one day.
Chimes: A Player of Games. I once defeated the Boatman himself in a game of chess. Although come to think of it, I think he was going easy on me. Perhaps I should challenge him to a rematch the next time I die.
Sign of the Chiropteromantic Zodiac: The Cat. Wait, you don’t really believe in Neathy astrology, do you?
Profession: Currently, Monster Hunter. Came to the Neath searching for revenge, so my first real job was as a Watcher. The Revolting Disguise served me well while searching London and Venderbight for clues to my Nemesis. I somehow stumbled into being a Midnighter; as they say, fake it 'till you make it, right? I grew tired of not remembering exactly what I did for a living, so switched to Correspondent, and eventually discovered the secrets of the Courier’s Footprint. After the Wars of Illusion, I became a Glassman, and learned some of the secrets of Parabola.
But now, I’ve found out who my real Nemesis is, the fiend who arranged for my loved one to be murdered so long ago, on the surface. What was that I was saying about grudges earlier? Forget what I said. And so, I’ve taken up the Bone Harpoon of the Monster Hunter. Is it powerful enough to slay a [THIS TEXT CENSORED BY THE MINISTRY OF PUBLIC DECENCY]? Perhaps…or perhaps I’ll also need some Cantigaster venom, a wagon-load of dynamite, a medium-sized army, and an Eschaton-class dreadnought.
A reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely. I’m coming for you, C[CENSORED]. Soon.