My days as an umpire

During my time as an umpire in the Game of Knife-and-Candle, I came across two rather keen duelists trying hack one another to bits with antique claymores. I am a strange individual and wouldn’t mind purchasing such a weapon for myself even it is just to make people scatter in twenty different directions as a stroll thorough London…is there any chance of such a weapon being added to the Bazaar? ;)