Murgatroyd

[color=rgb(189, 178, 158)]«Murgatroyd is one of the Neath’s more successful entrepreneurs. London shop-shelves are stacked with his fungal tea, his fungal crackers, his fungal beer.»[/color]
[color=rgb(189, 178, 158)]So how come there’s none of this stuff in Bazaar or even side-streets?[/color]

If we were playing as fish in the zee, the shop for adventuring equipment wouldn’t sell water - there’d be no point. Likewise, Murgatroyd’s products are so ubiquitous that the UI doesn’t even register the act of buying them as a noteworthy action.

True fact - adult humans are 60% water, 25% Murgatroyd products, and 15% spiders.