I AM SHOOK

(Just read this. Slowly. Enouncete every word. Because… because.)

----A Message Scrawled on Tystefy’s Door ----

Are you kidding me

Are you high as a kite right now Mr Eaten

From all that honey

You better be

I am legit embarrassed and shocked

And you will pay for it

This entire time

I thought

That the Sevenfold Knock

Was actually a stick

Some kind of staff you could use to knock

Because why not

Why did I think it was that

Oh just bang this stick on the door seven times

And Mr Eaten will

---- Otherside of Paper ----

numerous scribbled passages

Literally come back from the slow boat ride

For the seventh time

To find out the stick folded into a frisbee

Is a lie

I am going North

And I will make him pay

He owes me, like, 77 bucks

We do have an RP board, you know :)

I have Eaten
the honey
that was in
the well

and which
you were probably
saving
from addicts

Reckon me
it was delicious
so sweet
and go NORTH

We didn’t even need to win to accomplish our primary goal, I see.

It’s supposedly impossible to fold a knock more than seven times. Wasn’t there a Mythbusters episode about that?

I come back the next day to see that my shattered mind posted this in the wrong sub forum.

Erm… could someone move it to The Bazaar? Pretty please?

This thread is more of a role-play post than a discussion of the game’s mechanics or narrative. Mr Pages’ Fabularities is the most fitting place for it. :)

I’m not so sure it’s a roleplay post.

I’m not sure it’s… anything. Y’know what? We should have a subforum called “Tystefy Threads” and just be done with it. You’ve never seen so many polls in one place.

[quote=Tystefy]I come back the next day to see that my shattered mind posted this in the wrong sub forum.

Erm… could someone move it to The Bazaar? Pretty please?[/quote]

That was me. You did put it in the Bazaar - I moved it here because it was more a piece of short modernist verse than a discussion of the game mechanics.

(On reflection, it might also fit the Salons. Either way, definitely not the Bazaar!)
edited by Sir Frederick Tanah-Chook on 7/13/2017

Another shooking thing happened to me.

Look at the &quotWho WAS I?&quot url in my signature.

… I think something is angry.

The garbled post? Known issue with this forum software, caused by hitting the “post” button more than once. Happens to the best of us.