Hilarity Ensues

This thread is for stating funny things that can happen in London, perhaps due to programming oversights.

I have two funny things: first, when my former patron became a Paramount Presence, I was able to accept a last shadowy masterclass that had been left hanging. My attributes were all above 100 at this point.

Second: When I became a Legendary Charisma, I became able to offer patronage to my former patron.

I failed at a persuasive check and got punched in the face.
Then I failed again.
And again.
And again…

Back when I was making my name in Veilgarden, I pursued an affair with the Honey-sipping Heiress. I thought everything went mutually satisfactory but when the inevitable moment of farewell came, she left me a parting gift, a bundle of oddities.
In it was … the Starveling Cat.

And that’s how I became a Seeker (yes, it hit me very hard).
edited by NNNnobody on 6/12/2019

Well. Congratulations, I guess?