Happy Ratmas!

[quote=Laluzi][quote=Polybius]Reckoning Ratmas
Eaten, that Eaten,
To the Mr in the Eaten. [/quote]

I don’t understand
What your haiku really means
But it’s rather nice.

[li][/quote]

Yours was a haiku
But the first wasn’t really
Wrong syllable count

It saddens me that, from appearances, the Rats of Glory won’t be something recurringly obtainable. The game of Pass The Rat (Until It Comes Alive And Mugs You, Scampering Into The Night)™ would have been a brilliant way of settling disputes between people.

[li]
Appearances are oft deceiving. Alexis has written that the glorious rats will be obtainable in other ways–in fact, he wrote this within this thread of conversation.

[quote=KatarinaNavane][quote=Laluzi][quote=Polybius]Reckoning Ratmas
Eaten, that Eaten,
To the Mr in the Eaten. [/quote]

I don’t understand
What your haiku really means
But it’s rather nice.

[li][/quote]

Yours was a haiku
But the first wasn’t really
Wrong syllable count[/quote]

[/li][li]Seems like everyone is a critic nowadays![/li][li][li]
[/li][li]Reckoning Ratmas[/li][li]To the Mr in the Eaten[/li][li]Eaten, that Master.[/li][li]
[/li][li]That should be 5/7/5, i think? English is not my first language and not my best foreign one.[/li][/li][li]

A glimmering light
and then glimmering eyes as
the sleeper wakes up

Rats rats rats rats rats,
Rats rats rats rats rats rats rats,
Rats rats rats rats rats.

Well now you’ve all gone and done it. I hope you’re proud.

Ratness is a thing, a real and legitimate, glorious, furry thing. Seriously it’s an official category (rategory?) now.

Commerce will never be the same.

Alas, although poor Thaddeus Wren has no Rat of Glory of his own, to keep him warm with adrenaline and fear,
I shall go hug the Scuttering Crew to celebrate the event. They hate it when I do that.

If anyone wants to get rid of their Epic rat just tell me