Happy Hogmanay, Londoners!

– Mal

OCH AYE

Flesh-Stick: LAME! HE DIDN’T EVEN HIT ANYBODY WITH THAT THING! WHERE WAS THE SCREAMING? THE BLOOD? WHY AM I WATCHING THIS?

ON THE PLUS SIDE, NOBODY WAS WEARING ANY PANTS

HAPPY HOGTIEDAY TO YOU TOO, ANYWAY. DO I HAVE TO KISS YOU?

Depends on how drunk you are, I reckon.

– Mal

Flesh-Stick: I’M ALWAYS DRUNK. PUCKER UP!

On a more serious note, was I the only one who thought it wasn’t a good idea for the audience to be sitting right there? Good thing that guy didn’t set some super amazing world record or there might have been blood and screaming after all :P

I’d imagine there are certain well-known limits to how far a fella can chuck a 160 lb telephone pole, but I feel much the same when a pro golfer plays a recovery shot and the crowd is right on top of him. One slice, and there’d be a few sore heads, you’d think.

– Mal
edited by malthaussen on 1/2/2016