Forum game: Ask the character!

[quote=The Absurd Rogue]Eli: I used to work as a Licentiate. flashes Bazaar permits. That is, a messenger of the True Death. Every Friday at 3:20 AM, a sack gets dropped down my chimney. Inside, payment and permits, as well as a list written in Gant.

It can only be read in complete darkness and some say it can induce irrigo in rare cases.

A question for you.
I had a contact that used to perfume her letters. What about you? Do you leave a special signature with your messages?[/quote]

[li]
Maria: Waste of perfume. Though… my letters usually smell of Vodka… it isn’t really intentional though… I just still brew it at my home.
Rysiek: I usually write letters with coal
Agata: Is the fact I write all expect my signature on a typewriter counting?

Maria: In order to survey the market, what would you think of automobiles, horseless carriages?

Flesh-Stick: I THINK THEY’D BE AWESOME BUT I’D PROBABLY LOSE CONTROL AND CRASH ONE INTO A DUMPSTER OR SOMETHING.

WHICH MEANS IT’LL BE DOUBLY AWESOME! SIGN ME UP! I WANT ONE WITH TAIL FINS!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?

Eli: It grants the bloomin’ benefit of not smelling like &quotgreyfields on a summer morn&quot, which isn’t something that most people would pride themselves on reeking of. But most people wash themselves, so they don’t need perfume at all.

Better than tha smelly snuff box ya call a mouth. Now if’n this is all ya have ta contribute thoughtfully, and I know ya gots a hard time with tha some days, then I’ll answer an’ say a question instead.

Startin’ ta regret my decision now. What in bloody hell is a klondike bar? Is tha somefink ya made up on tha spot? Whatever, I don’ want ta know.

Better question: I heard some sparse whispers ‘bout tis but nofink more. Any o’ you know bout a color tha makes ya forget?

Dirae Erinyes: You find deep in the forgotten quarter in a cave. Any more detailed directions will cost you deeply, and not just my price.

What’s the oddest thing that you had a costermonger try to sell you?

Flesh-Stick: YOU KNOW, YOU COULDA JUST LET SOMEONE ELSE ANSWER THE QUESTION (PERHAPS SOMEONE WHO MIGHT’VE HAD A LITTLE FUN WITH IT?) IF YOU WEREN’T INTERESTED IN IT, INSTEAD OF USING IT TO TAKE YET ANOTHER SHOT AT ME FOR NO GOOD REASON.

YOU DON’T LIKE ME, FINE. BUT I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU’VE GOTTA GO OUTTA YOUR WAY TO BE RUDE TO ME, ESPECIALLY SINCE I’VE NEVER TREATED YOU THAT WAY.

Eli: She’s just a prickly individual, I’ve a person just like her working for me. The only difference is that he has a mushroom for a head.

Ezekiel: Unappreciated.

Flesh-Stick: NAH, EZEKIEL’S A BIT GROUCHY, BUT HE’S A GOOD GUY. I LIKE HIM.

PLUS, HIS HEAD IS COOL.
edited by Kukapetal on 5/26/2016

Ezekiel: satisfied grunt Appreciate.

Eli: Just to make sure there is a question left behind…

If you had to leave London tonight, what three possessions would you bring with you that are small enough to fit in a ruck sack?

Her undying loyalty for an autograph. And I am not even that famous.

Hmmmm… Crickets (for the bats and for me, I may have developed an habit of eating the things after a week of fungus and rat), Surface currency and a copy of my collated research. I do not really need anything else.

Since I was greedy and answered two questions, I will let the next person answer the last one, too.

(Since I’m tired, and feeling a bit punchy, I’m going to answer out of turn the Klondike bar question.)
Dirae Erinyes: Punch a devil. Which how I first got a klondike bar. The real mystery is how it didn’t melt considering the average temperature of the embassy. . .
Evensong: Import an icebox from Prussia. Survive a shot out when French agents mistake it for a trade of stolen secrets from Paris. Get a boat. Sail to the cold north. Collect ice and fight off giant crabs. Return home. Fill ice box with ice. Pickpocket one from a devil. Allow it to chill for an hour. Enjoy."

Ezekiel: Here is question to get all back on track.

Complete this sentence? “When it doubt…”

[quote=The Absurd Rogue]Ezekiel: Here is question to get all back on track.

Complete this sentence? &quotWhen it doubt…&quot[/quote]

That depends. If it’s an intellectual problem, when in doubt, think harder.

If you are out on the streets, if in doubt, break them until they stop moving.

Now, what are your thoughts on Theosophy? Not the one that the Shroud &quotpractices&quot to earn their living, the principle of the thing.

[quote=Professor Strix]
Now, what are your thoughts on Theosophy? Not the one that the Shroud &quotpractices&quot to earn their living, the principle of the thing.[/quote]

&quotTheosophy is interesting. It’s laudable to give people the opportunity to think outside of the confines of orthodox Christianity. I was able to visit the Theosophical Society when I was younger, and I benefited from the experience.&quot

If there were one place in London you could instantly remove from the face of the Neath, which place would you choose?

Hides a pamphlet on her pocket and smiles Someone already took care of this.

Whom are you closest to in London? Why?

[quote=Professor Strix]
Hides a pamphlet on her pocket and smiles Someone already took care of this.[/quote]

&quotOh, you.&quot

Passing this question on for the next person.

Eli: I was, until very, very recently, closest to The Criminals of The Neath. I recently broke my Thieve’s Promise for very good reasons. I imagine I’ll be closest either to The Urchins, or if they keep getting pissed at me for sheltering their exiled members, The Church.

Ezekiel: Closest to Tomb-Colonists. Always have lots of vinegar, don’t know why.

Answer question.
We all have some sort of claim to fame, otherwise we wouldn’t be here. So, what is yours?
edited by The Absurd Rogue on 5/27/2016

[quote=The Absurd Rogue]Eli: I was, until very, very recently, closest to The Criminals of The Neath. I recently broke my Thieve’s Promise for very good reasons. I imagine I’ll be closest either to The Urchins, or if they keep getting pissed at me for sheltering their exiled members, The Church.

Ezekiel: Closest to Tomb-Colonists. Always have lots of vinegar, don’t know why.

Answer question.
We all have some sort of claim to fame, otherwise we wouldn’t be here. So, what is yours?
edited by The Absurd Rogue on 5/27/2016[/quote]

(Sigh.) &quotThat depends on who you ask. My debut amongst high society was preceded, rather suspiciously, by the circulation of a portrait that was not meant for public viewing. In some circles I’m known to take down opponents well outside my weight class, and I’m a V— hunter. But if you look at my Slowcake’s entry, it’s about the sheer amount of charity work I’ve done. I’m opening an orphanage soon, too.&quot

If someone were to write a scathing article in the papers about you, what do you suppose they’d have to say?
edited by Lamea Lawless on 5/27/2016

Oh, the usual stuff. &quotHer scientific work is gibberish&quot, &quother temper is terrible&quot, &quother penny-dreadfuls are trite and lack the quality to be proper literary works&quot, &quother gothic romance has too many monsters&quot, &quotshe is haughty and treats everyone as idiot children, who she thinks she is&quot… and on and on we go.

Bah, I am 56 years old. I am old enough to be the grandmother of half of my acquintances and the mother of most of the other half. I earned the right to be grumpy when young people are acting young and dumb. It is not my fault that my face is stuck on its twenties.

Oh, and the reporters also like to say things about my bats. Well, the Flock of Science is a strictly professional and highly trained small army of messenger bats. Our relationship is as simple as &quotI give you this cricket, you deliver this piece of paper for me&quot. When I said that I would marry my own sulky bat before I consider marrying any of my suitors, it was a joke. Jesus, people.

In that vibe, have you ever been slandered by enemies?
edited by Professor Strix on 5/27/2016

Dirae Erinyes: Of course, like almost everybody else in London. Some of my enemies claim that I’ve seduced their spouses, or stole their money. However, the worst slander is that there is something wrong with my fashion sense. The nerve.
Evensong: I try to never be noticed enough to be slandered.

Question
What’s the highest praise you have received?