Hello fellow politically involved citizens, the Fixers among us would love to assist you in removing your various menaces. All that is required is that you leave your contact information, menace that needs reduction, and declared candidate below. A Fixer will hopefully see to your needs in due course.
In this case, Mr. Secrets has declared for Feducci so if anyone feels like throwing me a suspicious clear that would be lovely. Otherwise, I will be available to assist in removing menaces from fellow Feducci supporters.
It’s a bit ironic that a Fixer for Feducci would require scandal removal so quickly but I was planning a trip to the Tomb Colonies prior to the election.
Any help in these matters would be greatly appreciated.
I am a Fixer serving amongst the campaign of the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. If you happen to be on the same side as me let me know if you require my services.
Evening, all. There seems to be a shortage of fixers for a certain Detective. I problem I’m here to remedy.
Tell me your woes and watch as those troubles disappear.
Lady Orosenn, constantly-mobbed and -mobbing Agitator for the Implacable Detective, would really appreciate someone taking care of her scandal. Thank you!
:edit: Thanks, Slyblue! Temporis, I’m sure your offer will also soon be needed ;) edited by phryne on 6/27/2017