I’ve been asked about my handle a few times during my stay in London. Rather than delve too deep into the non-diagetic origins, I have a few thoughts about Mr. Cowboys and their in-character affectations.
The DNA Cowboys have been slinking London’s streets for the past ten years. In this wild-eyed decade they have been loved, hated, forgotten, and feared. Ask any urchin or society matron how one individual could accomplish such a range of deeds, and they would inevitably reply, “Who are you, and how did you get in here?”
The reason Mr. Cowboys—as they are known from Far Arbor to the very biggest of Bens—is beloved by Hell and the Church, Calendar Council and Masters alike is because they are legion. The American cousin and esoteric poet who arrived in New Newgate is no more. Repeated trips to the imaginary prisons of Parabola in search of the Manifesto of Flame have fractured him into a chorus of forms. The Correspondence wasn’t meant for poetry? Poppycock! Sing louder, fight harder, write prouder. Only then will the sky open to them and they will receive their hearts’ desire, engraved upon the stars.
They say he fielded his own cricket team on a lark, requiring each emanation to purchase its own lead-lined flannels.
They are living Dadd exhibition, celebrants of the greatest tragedies and highest peaks of neathy delight. As one would expect of a many-bodied bohemian, their pursuits of hedonism are of special note. If one could quantify a lifestyle of excess (say, on a scale of 1-15), Mr. Cowboys would require an additional nine full categories.
As the patron saint of flanuers taught Mr. Cowboys in his youth:
Ask all that sings or speaks; ask what time it is, and the wind, the waves, the stars, the birds, the clocks will answer you: “It is time to get drunk! So as not to be Time’s martyred slaves, get drunk, get drunk, and never rest! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue; whatever.”
edited by DNA Cowboys on 1/13/2020