I’ve said some pretty interesting things in and out of character, here’s a few of them. Post yours!
"SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON: ONLY PRESS IN THE CASE OF LIBERATION OF NIGHT, AN ATTACK BY THE THIEF OF FACES, OR THE JUDGEMENTS NOTICING THAT WE KILLED CANDLES"
"Let’s see you learn the secrets of the Mountain of Light when you’re DEAD!"
"…Airag sucks. I hate the stuff. It’s valuable, though. Mr Wines has horrible taste, in any case."
"Would the Bazaar even react to a coordinated revolutionary attack? It’s a giant space crab, surely it thinks it’s above smiting tiny men with amazing facial hair and explosives."
I threatened to “ride the Bazaar to the surface, like an Atreides, and end death for the whole world” if my beloved got himself dead on his last jaunt up to the light. A tad melodramatic, maybe, but no empty threat; even if I minced the lore.
“Hello Ambassador. Where is my money?”
“He died how he lived. Inconveniencing me.”
"You don’t want to live a half live, do you?"
"I ASSURE you, a half life ISN’T good for you!"
"Why do I sometimes feel stupid?"
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"I cannot confirm nor deny my cocaine off-cat sniffing habits…"
"[color=rgb(194, 194, 194)]Either way, I can smell barbeque in my cranium.[/color][color=rgb(194, 194, 194)] "[/color]
"Ah, a well-oiled friendship. What could best that?"
"Why are the most benign decisions the hardest?"
"You’ve got more lines of dialogue than any corpse I’ve met in my life."
edited by Vavakx Nonexus on 8/14/2016
If you mean IC dialogue I’ve thought of while playing FL, than here’s a few:
“Look at those bloody lazy piles o’ bones. Just squirmin’ bout ‘n thar cages. Feckin’ love these lazy b*stards.”
“I didn’t ask fer yer history, lass. I asked fer booze.”
“Come back ‘ere, ya yellow bellied son o’ snuff. Take ta bloody beatin’ ya know yall get!”
For Ezekiel!
“Doctor! Play fun game? Is called, where does the poop go!”
“Blue Man is legally required to supply vinegar!”
“Not sure if want to murder or marry. Open to third option.”
“incoherent noises of a religious nature”
“Scare children? Soooorrry! Not fault that they have weak stomach.”
“Is not mystery. Is horse.”
While vigorously shaking a jar of live bees. “About to be very swollen in ten to twenty minute!”
My comics are basically a collection of her best quotes while I’m playing the game, but I don’t think that those will make it, since they are day to day stuff, or crazy headcanon:
“Troublesome students’ exams will be delivered in Correspondence.”
“Before seating, check the couch for stray bats.”
“The blood? Oh, do not worry, it is not mine. What? Oh. The owner is alive and mostly well, stop being squeamish.”
Sourced directly from roleplays these very forums:
"Be that as it may, there’s only one man in this room who looks good in a dress and… well, I don’t mean any offense, but it’s not you."
"[Frequent disappointment is] rather like losing your soul, when you realize it’s happened, you’re surprised it doesn’t feel as miserable as you thought it would. You move on because you’ve forgotten why it would have been worth dwelling on."
"Have you ever woken up next to a big hulk of rubble, clay-smeared and aching in places you weren’t even aware of? I have. Not with him, but I have."
[Do you have a plan this Christmas?] "Drink laudanum. Sleep deeply. Wake on the first of January when all of this has blown over, or so one hopes."
"Uh, I remember the water having a lot less teeth in it a moment ago…"
"It’s nothing personal, it’s just business. And by that, I mean, you’re annoying all my customers. Get in the box."
"HAVE YOU EVER EVEN BEEN TO SPITE?"
"He won’t be hard to find. Just follow the scent of vinegar and the sound of crying children."
"I found out where the smell is coming from! Now I can move on with my life!"
"I believe the kids call it ‘fascism’…"
edited by The Absurd Rogue on 6/26/2016
"Girls like shoes. Must be a girl. Must be." (receiving Mirror-polished shoes)
"Psycho ladies are okay too. I can handle one at a time." (receiving follow up letter)
"But I want to buoyant my way to heaven. Where’s the succubus anyway?" (receiving lecture from Brass Embasssy)
"Madame Shoshana? Must be hot." (followed by regret when finishing the surveillance contract)
"It ain’t right to thrash anyone with their lovers around, but you thrashed enough kids to earn one."
"I have two rifles; one up here, one down here. You ain’t enough to take a shot from either one."
" ‘Parently tossin’ someone off a buildin’ is "suspicious". Not my bloody fault thay couldn’t fly."
"Someone wants me dead? Where da bloody hell were thay months ago?"
"You’re an idiot. Granted, I’m probably insane, but either way, you’re an idiot."
"Clean conscience is for those who can’t afford laudanum".
El Topo has been around for quite a while, despite appearing only four times before today. But he has said some things, oh has he said some things, especially when I was workshopping him with friends in other games.
"I start every day off with an extra tall glass of warm milk, as is my god given right as a citizen of London."
"No prison can contain me if I am given enough butter."
"I can’t tell that many consecutive lies in a row. Or can I?"
"Prepare yourself! I have found the broom closet!"
"NOBODY MOVE! I dropped my gllaaaysees."
"Good luck finding your teeth."
"Well… I fink I bloody killed a man. …Wait thas naught new."
" ‘Its simple ta bag a beast!’ Feck off! Bloody hunter tryin’ ta tell me what ta do. I’ll show 'em!"
[After the first failed attempt at catching a beast.] "Naught goin’ ta let this pile o’ spores get ta best o’ me!"
[After the second failed attempt.] "I SWEAR ON ME MUM, I’M EATING YA FER A SOUP. YA HEAR ME YA BLOODY MESS O’ SPORING SHROOM!"
"I don’t prefer either. Man, woman, both, neither… all so very beautiful in so many different ways. I don’t choose: I only enjoy the array of wonderful Individuals in my life."
"I got my soul back! Next round of drinks is on me, everybody!"
"No blades, no firearms. We never forbade potatoes,"
(after nearly being suffocated to death) "If you’re going to have shoved something that far down my throat, it better have been good for you, at least."
Jonathan Dunn:
- “Mmm, delicious. Have you tried these? They managed to get the caramel inside the chocolate. I’ll have to add these to the menu next time I have my Friends over.”[/li][li]“Oh dear, and we were getting along so very well. Kill him before I reach my carriage, I’ve got a play to attend.”[/li][li]“Again, the law is clear: either the defendant’s Soul belongs to my client or he is to be charged with murder.”[/li][li]“If your sword is as sharp as your wit I expect to end this duel without a scratch.”[/li][li]“You haven’t read it? Here, have a free copy with my regards. It’s good to see a young person showing interest in my work.”[/li][li]“No, I’m not ‘betraying’ you. I’ve already betrayed you, this is the result of that betrayal. Given your profession I’d have thought you’d have foreseen this possibility. And now this is where we part ways permanently. Goodbye ma’am, you were an excellent teacher.”[/li][li]“No, no my dear fellow, the pleasure is shared among us all. Now, a toast: To Hell, London, and all the opportunities their union brings! Now where is the waiter with the nibbles tray?”[/li][li]“Look here, a dead body in the gutter. And what’s this? Ah, Foxfire Candles. Well, no sense in letting them go to waste in another man’s pocket.”[/li][li]“Don’t lie, I can see the falsehoods spilling from your lips as easily as I can see the blade in my hand and the coins in your pocket. Where. Is. It?”[/li][li]“Another glass? No? That’s understandable. I personally find Muscaria Brandy to be a drink best enjoyed…by others.”[/li][li]“No! I said arrange the Souls on the shelves alphabetically AND by value! Now unless you’d like to join them I suggest you fix your mistake by…six o’clock.”[/li][li]“I told you they’d find us eventually, my apologies dear lady. Alright, which of you rapscallions wants the first autograph?”[/li][li]“The Revolution paid me well. The Master paid me better and offered payment in other forms. Treachery was the plan from the beginning.”[/li][li]“The Iron Republic improved me in many ways. My eyes are only the most obvious improvement.[/li][li]“And now I reach into my hat and pull out…a ticket back to London! My apologies Ladies and Gentlemen, but it appears I’ve made my greatest escape yet: from the Tomb Colonies! I don’t plan on returning, but if I do there will be some juicy gossip.”[/li][li]No, no, let me finish. And then the Constable said: ‘Your wife’s fine, but the Zailor isn’t going to make it!’ AHAHAHAhehehe…oh that one always gets a laugh. Now unless you’re willing to cooperate we’ll be using the knives again. It will hurt to laugh a lot more after that, and I’ve got plenty of other jokes. So what will it be?”[/li][li]“I’m a Professor, yes. But I find politics and the arts more rewarding than running about islands searching for a new scientific discovery. Now if you’ll excuse me, some Rubbery Men want to see me about a skull in my possession.”
"Why are you bribing me with your own money? Oh yes, it’s in your wallet, but at the end of the day, it’ll be in mine."
"Why have shrubberies when you can have rubberies?"
"Wait… they… work for the Vake? And… she… outright calls them out on it?! Right in front of me?!!"
- Me, reacting to an extremely obscure exchange between S_____g J_____y and a Foreign Office Agent WHILE HAVING AMBITION: BAG A LEGEND WHAT THE HECK