The difference between a master and barrel of urine is that one of them is honest about what it is.
What is the difference between a Master Of The Bazaar and a barrel of sheep’s urine?
Well, one is an over-glorified stinking p*ss-pot, and the other’s a barrel of sheep’s urine!
The barrel of sheep’s urine has better taste!
[b]How many Masters does it take to light a candle?
[/b]Eight. One to be cut up and served to a bunch of Incas, and 7 more to deny it ever happened. Candles? What Candles?
None, they refuse to light candles, citing the "waste of precious funds one would need to create a neddy-man contingent for the task".