Answers to 'Tell a politically dangerous joke'

The difference between a master and barrel of urine is that one of them is honest about what it is.

What is the difference between a Master Of The Bazaar and a barrel of sheep’s urine?

Well, one is an over-glorified stinking p*ss-pot, and the other’s a barrel of sheep’s urine!


The barrel of sheep’s urine has better taste!

[b]How many Masters does it take to light a candle?

[/b]Eight. One to be cut up and served to a bunch of Incas, and 7 more to deny it ever happened. Candles? What Candles?


None, they refuse to light candles, citing the &quotwaste of precious funds one would need to create a neddy-man contingent for the task&quot.