So…how exactly DOES one distinguish a Master of the Bazaar from a barrel of sheep’s urine?
I would assume with high watchful. Without, it may be hard to see the differences.
How many Masters does it take to light a Candle…?
(I realize this should be answers to the provided political joke prompt, but I really wanted to add a DIFFERENT politically dangerous joke.)
edited by The Dark Gentleman on 1/15/2016
One is very disturbing to unexpectedly find in your living room; the other is a barrel of urine.[li]
(Obviously this is an answer to the OP, not the Candle question!)
edited by Lady Sapho Byron on 1/15/2016
You can make a profit dealing with a barrel of urine.
One tans hides; the other tells the Neddy Men to.
Rams p*ss off one, Ra the other.
Bonus Failure result: "Ow’s a Master like a barrel of sheep’s urine? Knock one over, and urine trouble!"
edited by TheThirdPolice on 1/15/2016
One is used to make natural dyes. The other makes the natural die.
There’s definitely something here along the lines of “One is a barrel ‘o’ ****, one is a Parabola something something…” but I can’t quite get there I’m afraid.
Dammit. That doesn’t work as well visually with the word for urine that rhymes with “hiss” starred out.
A urine barrel doesn’t backstab other urine barrels.
Oh yeah I said it that’s right.
edited by Arlong on 1/15/2016
For all the Masters’ faults, I’d much more readily accept a drink from that source.
Then again, the sheep’s urine doesn’t raise your nightmares quite so high…
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edited by Charlotte_de_Witte on 1/15/2016
[quote=Lady Sapho Byron]One is very disturbing to unexpectedly find in your living room; the other is a barrel of urine.[li]
(Obviously this is an answer to the OP, not the Candle question!)
edited by Lady Sapho Byron on 1/15/2016[/quote][/li]
Best answer I’ve heard so far. :D
[li]
[quote=The Dark Gentleman]How many Masters does it take to light a Candle…?
(I realize this should be answers to the provided political joke prompt, but I really wanted to add a DIFFERENT politically dangerous joke.)
edited by The Dark Gentleman on 1/15/2016[/quote]
Three: one to light a candle (or more likely tell a neddy man to),another to put a tax on the candle and the matches, and one more to try to sell the stub for more than the candle cost.
[quote=GamerGallade][quote=The Dark Gentleman]How many Masters does it take to light a Candle…?
(I realize this should be answers to the provided political joke prompt, but I really wanted to add a DIFFERENT politically dangerous joke.)
edited by The Dark Gentleman on 1/15/2016[/quote]
Three: one to light a candle (or more likely tell a neddy man to),another to put a tax on the candle and the matches, and one more to try to sell the stub for more than the candle cost.[/quote]
Oh, since he used capital C on Candles, I understood it like so:
How many Masters does it take to drown a Candle?
edited by Gonen on 1/16/2016
Just a zimple zailor, afraid such witticisms are beyond me.
[quote=The Dark Gentleman]How many Masters does it take to light a Candle…?
(I realize this should be answers to the provided political joke prompt, but I really wanted to add a DIFFERENT politically dangerous joke.)
edited by The Dark Gentleman on 1/15/2016[/quote]
7
Four for Two centuries of feuding over whose domain candles are in, one for the actual lighting of the candle- and that fifth one is a fifth one.
Flesh-Stick: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MASTER WITH A TUB OF NIGHTCRAWLERS?
runs giggling out of the room
[quote=Lady Sapho Byron]One is very disturbing to unexpectedly find in your living room; the other is a barrel of urine./quote]
Not if you live in a Spire-Emporium.
[quote=The Dark Gentleman]How many Masters does it take to light a Candle…?
(I realize this should be answers to the provided political joke prompt, but I really wanted to add a DIFFERENT politically dangerous joke.)
edited by The Dark Gentleman on 1/15/2016[/quote]
they don’t lit the candle, they sacrifice it and then they drown it