A ridiculous goal, now complete

After two years of &quotgrinding&quot whenever I had spare actions, I now have 7,777,777 bottles of rotgut. At no time did I ever purchase any; every single bottle I own was given to me by adoring fans or old friends in old haunts. I like to imagine the reasonably large warehouse on the outskirts of London dedicated to holding these millions of bottles.

The modern UK consumes 1.6 billion bottles of wine annually. By this standard, my own imaginary collection here is insignificant.

It must have taken some serious planning to hit that exact 7,777,777 number.

Very impressive and nicely done!

[quote=Tom Davidson]After two years of &quotgrinding&quot whenever I had spare actions, I now have 7,777,777 bottles of rotgut. At no time did I ever purchase any; every single bottle I own was given to me by adoring fans or old friends in old haunts. I like to imagine the reasonably large warehouse on the outskirts of London dedicated to holding these millions of bottles.

The modern UK consumes 1.6 billion bottles of wine annually. By this standard, my own imaginary collection here is insignificant.[/quote]

Well, at least you’ll now have something to entertain all those weasels with.

[quote=Hattington][quote=Tom Davidson]After two years of &quotgrinding&quot whenever I had spare actions, I now have 7,777,777 bottles of rotgut. At no time did I ever purchase any; every single bottle I own was given to me by adoring fans or old friends in old haunts. I like to imagine the reasonably large warehouse on the outskirts of London dedicated to holding these millions of bottles.

The modern UK consumes 1.6 billion bottles of wine annually. By this standard, my own imaginary collection here is insignificant.[/quote]

Well, at least you’ll now have something to entertain all those weasels with.[/quote]

To entertain weasels with alcohol is suicidal. If only because you don’t want to be buried deep beneath a mound of drunken weasels.

That is indeed a ridiculous goal.

That certainly puts my 823,543 (7 to the 7th power) rats into perspective!

I did start out on getting 823,543 souls, too (why should the rats have to share, just because they’re dead and tied up with string?), but got rather distracted and haven’t even got 100,000 yet.