A confession: I considered something like this.

I once imagine what it would be like to have an alt named &quotKeanu Reeves,&quot who for RP purposes would be a modern-day character played by Keanu Reeves, who was accidentally transported to 19th century London right before the Fall. Now he’s trapped here as an undying American romantic male lead. He is stubbornly unaware of the Bazaar and thinks he’s been chosen for something. He hasn’t noticed anybody else’s immortality.