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The Season To Be Rendered
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12/14/2014
[spoiler]Planning a romantic evening? Do you want to summon our dark lord Cthulhu in style? Is the power out? These are the perfect candles for every occasion, especially if that occasion involves the wooing of eldritch horrors.
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Please consult your nearest chandler in case of abnormal growths, spontaneous combustion or suspicious deaths. Do not ingest.
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(There were many impressionable children near while I made these, so a lot of baffled relatives will be receiving the gift of squid candles this season. Merry Squidmas, everyone.)
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