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Lady Sapho Byron
Lady Sapho Byron
Posts: 725

11/17/2014
Being a compendium of wit, wisdom, repartee, and bon mots for the purpose of effecting rendezvous, assignations, and dalliances with handsome and comely personages.

We begin with an old chestnut: Is that an Emergency Blunderbuss in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Do please add your own.

  • edited by Lady Sapho Byron on 11/17/2014

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    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    narcissus_echo
    narcissus_echo
    Posts: 65

    11/20/2014
    I'm only seeking one name, and that's the name I'll be screaming later to-night.

    --
    a Shiny Pleasant Person who's not often covered in blood
    and the Second-Most Hedonistic Individual in London.
    DeepDarkMarvellous.
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    narcissus_echo
    narcissus_echo
    Posts: 65

    1/4/2015
    THEY ARE COMING THEY ARE COMING THEY ARE COMING. Care to join them? wink

    --
    a Shiny Pleasant Person who's not often covered in blood
    and the Second-Most Hedonistic Individual in London.
    DeepDarkMarvellous.
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    A B Nile
    A B Nile
    Posts: 414

    11/21/2014
    "I should very much like to investigate your Forgotten Quarter"

    --
    My profile: A B Nile

    My alt: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    (seeking Acquaintances and accepting all social actions)

    Item conversion table - finally complete with all rare successes!

    Bloody, bold and resolute
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    Diptych
    Diptych
    Administrator
    Posts: 3415

    11/20/2014
    "Are you a Fingerking? Because you've been haunting my dreams with remorseless, sinister determination for longer than I dare say."

    --
    Sir Frederick, the Libertarian Esotericist. Lord Hubris, the Bloody Baron.
    Juniper Brown, the Ill-Fated Orphan. Esther Ellis-Hall, the Fashionable Fabian.
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    Amyntas
    Amyntas
    Posts: 71

    11/11/2015
    They call it the Forgotten Quarter because nobody's tried exploring it in decades.

    ...I'll get you another glass of wine if you think about it, at least.


    ~

    Are you an archaeologist? Because there's this fascinating set of tablets from the Second City which I- I mean I have a great massive plaque for you to examine. Bone! Bone. I have a massive bone for you to- the hell with this, I'm going back to the Mandrake. Keep your sodding honey.

    ~

    You are all I ever hungered for.


    ~

    They call me the Elder Continent because only Presbyterates have ever managed to get inside me. I'm... I think I approached this entirely the wrong way. Can I start again?

    ~

    They call me Mr. Eaten because I'm all bone and I'll be in your dreams. And I hate everyone I used to be friends with.

    ~

    They call me the Exceptional Hat because once I'm on top of you, you'll never want me off.

    Ever.

    ~

    They call me the zee-monster because I'm huge, relentless, and once you see me in full you'll really wish you hadn't.

    ~

    They call me the clothes-colony because I'll wrap completely around you and never stop talking to myself.

    ~

    They call me the Winking Isle because only the irrevocably insane have ever wanted to be on me.


    ~

    They call me the Unfinished Man and I really don't want to talk about why.

    ~

    They call me Polythreme because I'll scream the entire time you're here and you'll probably leave covered in my old clothes.


    ~


    I'm like a Zubmarine, darling. I can go down for hours, but then I fill with smoke and start violently rupturing.


    ~


    We're going to need a bottle of Black Wings, enough Prisoner's Honey for the two of us, a clay man of proportionally hardy constitution, and- why are you giving me that look?
    edited by Amyntas on 11/21/2015

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    Amyntas. Zubmariner and aspiring romantic.
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    Diptych
    Diptych
    Administrator
    Posts: 3415

    11/20/2014
    "Did it hurt? When you came to that place? And they sang of their lightnings and shapeful disgrace? And you tilted our vanes and ennobled our spires? They welcomed you then and commingled all choirs?"

    --
    Sir Frederick, the Libertarian Esotericist. Lord Hubris, the Bloody Baron.
    Juniper Brown, the Ill-Fated Orphan. Esther Ellis-Hall, the Fashionable Fabian.
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    The Dark Gentleman
    The Dark Gentleman
    Posts: 188

    11/18/2014
    You've made me immune to irrigo, 'cause babe, you're unforgettable...

    --
    The Dark Gentleman~ Social actions welcome. Menace reductions upon request. Newspaper interviews by appointment. Falconry by invitation only.

    "THE HOURS FEAR THE NAMES.
    THE NAMES FEAR THE LONG.
    THE LONG FEAR THE KNOW.
    ALL FEAR THE HOURS."
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    narcissus_echo
    narcissus_echo
    Posts: 65

    11/21/2014
    You don't need to go the Square of Lofty of Words to declaim from atop of a pole, my dear.

    --
    a Shiny Pleasant Person who's not often covered in blood
    and the Second-Most Hedonistic Individual in London.
    DeepDarkMarvellous.
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    narcissus_echo
    narcissus_echo
    Posts: 65

    11/19/2014
    So I hear you're a Neddy Man -- could you show me your stick?

    --
    a Shiny Pleasant Person who's not often covered in blood
    and the Second-Most Hedonistic Individual in London.
    DeepDarkMarvellous.
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    Ami Miljkovich
    Ami Miljkovich
    Posts: 98

    11/18/2014
    "Are you a Judgement? Because your hotness is positively blinding."

    "Is this a honey-dream? Because you are just too good to be real."

    "Come home with me, baby, and we'll give the Bazaar all the love stories it could ever want..."

    God, those are terrible... I'm gonna go ahead and say that Zero probably came up with those.

    --
    The Secret-Hungry Bat ~ "I have my bats and my works, and endless secrets and pleasures at my disposal; what need have I of a soul?"
    The Dangerously-Charming Fox ~ "Let's go stab each other and then get drunk together! That's what friends do around here, right?"
    The Ever-Scheming Magpie ~ "All I'm after is a fresh start... And maybe a little profit on the side..."
    The Blood-Thirsty Moth ~ "This floor isn't red enough. I need to fix that. Come closer."
    Meet the families.
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    Rupho Schartenhauer
    Rupho Schartenhauer
    Posts: 775

    2/28/2015
    "I would like to enter your Parlour of Virtue..."

    "Let's stain our souls together."
    (Only to be really really safe from devils. Obviously.)

    "I already have a Spouse, but I've got room for another Home Comfort..."
    (Less romantic, more practical. Ideal for the soulless.)

    "Let me show you my Novel Birthmark."

    "Oh yes, I have a Member in Good Standing. Am. I am a Member in Good Standing. Terribly sorry..."
    (Scandal is increasing...)

    (afterwards)
    "Darling, I'm so sorry your ears are bleeding again but I just can't help my Aeolian Screaming..."
    -------
    The young Comtessa was said to have been fascinated by that scandalous bestseller, 50 Shades of Clay...

    --
    Old hand, still occasionally playing.
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    Dio Ermine
    Dio Ermine
    Posts: 16

    6/11/2015
    "Are you Jack of Smiles? Cause you totally just stabbed me with your you actually stabbed me god you actually stabbed me what the f---"
    "Shall I introduce you to the Fathomking?"
    "These Mt. Nomads are no secret."
    "I think I'm in Codex, because your beauty has me speechless. ... ... ... ... ... ..."
    "Hey sailor. Why don't you come sail your tramp steamer between my salt lions."
    "Let's play Kingeater's Castle. You eat me, and I'll lose my mind."
    "You must be poorly written Correspondence baby, because you are on FIRE! Oh god-"
    "You're no Fisherking, but you've hooked my heart!"
    "I want to grow old and then go insane in the Tomb-Colonies with you" (awww)
    edited by Dio Ermine on 6/11/2015
    edited by Dio Ermine on 6/11/2015

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Dio~Ermine
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    Lady Eris
    Lady Eris
    Posts: 162

    6/13/2015
    Oh, I *always* welcome a Surprise Package...

    --
    Lady Eris Psmith, Society darling, devoted wife. Dangerous when crossed. Accepts most social invitations. Distributor of Parabolan Kittens. Welcomes new acquaintances, especially those who write 'in character'.

    William Templeton, Viscount Manningham, newcomer, gentleman, all-round good egg - accepting absolutely all invitations.
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    ericjs
    ericjs
    Posts: 36

    8/2/2015
    Oor ra loo ra rooth ooth throoooothh? Oo thra rool la roo hoo hoo!
    (Only works in certain quarters.)

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Sidney~Swearbeck
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    NiteBrite
    NiteBrite
    Posts: 1014

    11/23/2014
    I'm no snuffer, but I'd still fancy a taste of your candlestick.

    A twist in your tale! You now have Seeking My Affection x1.

    --
    I AM currently accepting calling cards.
    Stats loss counter: reset, irrigo equivalent: none
    [00:34] <@ortab> NiteBrite's laugh is that of a condemned soul gazing into the abyss.
    Merciless Modiste avatar by Paul Arendt (based on an original image by Joe England)
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/TheBriteModiste
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    The Dark Gentleman
    The Dark Gentleman
    Posts: 188

    11/23/2014
    Mr. Pages: "My, but the flirtaliciousness of your countenance sets one's atrientricles to pumping. Is the infernous lit, or am I simply feeling an unnatural warmitude?"

    --
    The Dark Gentleman~ Social actions welcome. Menace reductions upon request. Newspaper interviews by appointment. Falconry by invitation only.

    "THE HOURS FEAR THE NAMES.
    THE NAMES FEAR THE LONG.
    THE LONG FEAR THE KNOW.
    ALL FEAR THE HOURS."
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    11/18/2014
    Is your name Rubbery Lumps? Because you look scrumptious.

    Have you been studying the Correspondence? Because you're smokin'.

    You must be F. F. Gebrandt's Superior Laudanum because you give me sweet dreams.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    11/18/2014
    Want to come back to my place and Collate our Research?

    If you were the Bazaar, I’d be London, because I’ve fallen for you.

    If you’ve got the time, I’ve got the Nikolas & Sons Instant Ablution Absolution. *broad wink*

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Posts: 360

    11/17/2015
    Ok here goes,

    'I hope you're a member of the Calendar Council, 'cause I'm looking for a date.'

    'You must be a honey dream, because you're giving me romantic notions.'

    'Let me be your kashmiri princess and maybe I'll pop your lucky weasel'

    'Want to start grinding for my zubmarine?'
    edited by Charlotte_de_Witte on 1/6/2016

    --
    "Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar."

    Social actions welcome. Only, send me dupes if you need help with the Affluent Photographer please, I like the bats! [And boxed kitties, and extreme gardening]- Thank-you!

    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Charlotte%20de%20Witte
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    7/10/2017
    Really, I have no idea why people are so opposed to grinding.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    dragonridingsorceress
    dragonridingsorceress
    Posts: 622

    11/21/2014
    You should be 'Neath me.

    --
    DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.

    Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations.
    One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    6/24/2018
    Election 1896 Edition

    Hey darling, let's play Slowcake's Exceptionals: you be the Amanuensis and I'll give you something to remember.

    Hey sweetie, if you play London, I'll play the Captivating Princess and put your Constitution to the test.

    Hey delicious friend, let's play the Jovial Contrarian and adopt as many positions as we can.
    edited by Lady Sapho Byron on 6/24/2018

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Lacunae
    Lacunae
    Posts: 49

    11/20/2014
    Are your eyes irrigo? Because staring at them I forget everything else.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Lacunae
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    mayexist
    mayexist
    Posts: 132

    11/18/2014
    Definitely try the 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?' line on a devil.

    Wanna join the mile deep club with me?

    Are we on a slow boat? Because you stole my breath away.

    For use in the tomb colonies: Do you have more bandages? My fibula came loose when I fell for you. (Alternatively: I dropped my jaw.)

    --
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    dragonridingsorceress
    dragonridingsorceress
    Posts: 622

    11/19/2014
    Want to play Curate and Sister with me?

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    DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.

    Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations.
    One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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    Cotton Dee
    Cotton Dee
    Posts: 76

    11/22/2014
    "I have a pet tiger. Yeah, that's right."

    --
    Henry Lamperouge may be found here...
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Henry~Lamperouge

    Current Grind: 1/42 Presumptious Little Opportunites
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    1/4/2015
    Come back to my place and your Weasel won't be the only Lucky one tonight.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    gronostaj
    gronostaj
    Posts: 403

    7/8/2017
    phryne wrote:
    Amsfield wrote:
    I'm an RPer. I'll be me, you be the RNG.
    I guess that's for masochists... wink



    An option for masochists is the BDSMEN wink

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    Gronostaj (pl. Ermine), a decadent duellist of mysterious and indistinct gender. Seeker. Willing to die- but not of boredom. Open to all social actions, including the harmful ones.
    Soft-Spoken Surgeon, a doctor who owes an onerous debt. Professor of medicine at the University by day, at criminal employ by night. Open to all non-harmful social actions.
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    The Dark Gentleman
    The Dark Gentleman
    Posts: 188

    7/5/2016
    How do you become a successful Agitator for Sinning Jenny? Perform a few dozen Flash Lays. Obviously.

    --
    The Dark Gentleman~ Social actions welcome. Menace reductions upon request. Newspaper interviews by appointment. Falconry by invitation only.

    "THE HOURS FEAR THE NAMES.
    THE NAMES FEAR THE LONG.
    THE LONG FEAR THE KNOW.
    ALL FEAR THE HOURS."
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    An Individual
    An Individual
    Posts: 589

    11/23/2014
    "My bed's from Polythreme. Come back to my place and we'll make it scream for mercy."

    And for the heiress seeking clay men out there:

    "LOOK AT ME. I AM SMILING. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME."

    "I LIKE YOU'RE FACE. I WILL CARVE IT IN MY HAND SO THAT I CAN REMEMBER."

    "YOU ARE PRETTY. I AM NOT PRETTY. I WISH I WAS."

    "I REMEMBER SCREAMING. YOU HELP ME FORGET. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE."

    "I CARRY BOXES. I COULD CARRY YOU. YOU LOOK LIGHTER."

    "YOU LOOK STURDY. YOU ARE LESS LIKELY TO GET HURT."

    --
    An Individual's Profile
    The RNG giveth and the RNG taketh away.
    Goat Farming or Cider Brewing? This browser extension may help.
    Want a Cider sip? Please refer to this guide before requesting.
    Scholaring the Correspondence? A Brief Guide to Courier's Footprint.
    Contemplating Oblivion? First Steps on the Seeking Road.
    Gone NORTH? Opened the gate? Throw your character in a well.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    11/24/2014
    Contest Results!



    So many people are so much better at this than I am! And thank you all for posting!


    My very favorite line, and thus the winner, is…
    You don't need to go to the Square of Lofty of Words to declaim from atop of a pole, my dear.
    by narcissus_echo
    The pun is so perfect, but what clinched the win was the use of "declaim" (I love uncommon words!).
    Watch for the gift of the unexpected, narcissus.


    A very close second:
    I'm no snuffer, but I'd still fancy a taste of your candlestick.
    by NiteBrite


    Honorable Mentions for:
    You should be 'Neath me. (dragonridingsorceress)
    Do you have some spare time? Because my Bejewelled Cane isn't the only studded rod I've got.. (Cecil Palmer)
    I'd love to be Touched by your Fingerwork. (Carlos via Cecil Palmer)
    Mr. Pages: "My, but the flirtaliciousness of your countenance sets one's atrientricles to pumping. Is the infernous lit, or am I simply feeling an unnatural warmitude?" (The Dark Gentleman)
    Thanks again, everyone!


  • edited by Lady Sapho Byron on 11/24/2014

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    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Freddy Six Fingers
    Freddy Six Fingers
    Posts: 14

    6/5/2015
    "I couldn't help but notice you from across the room" (Watchful is increasing).

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Freddy~Six~Fingers
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    The Dark Gentleman
    The Dark Gentleman
    Posts: 188

    11/21/2014
    Hey, my landau has a backseat. How'd you like to go make it a lot less respectable?

    --
    The Dark Gentleman~ Social actions welcome. Menace reductions upon request. Newspaper interviews by appointment. Falconry by invitation only.

    "THE HOURS FEAR THE NAMES.
    THE NAMES FEAR THE LONG.
    THE LONG FEAR THE KNOW.
    ALL FEAR THE HOURS."
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    The Dark Gentleman
    The Dark Gentleman
    Posts: 188

    11/19/2014
    Want to head back to your place? I'll bet I can make your amber tremble...

    --
    The Dark Gentleman~ Social actions welcome. Menace reductions upon request. Newspaper interviews by appointment. Falconry by invitation only.

    "THE HOURS FEAR THE NAMES.
    THE NAMES FEAR THE LONG.
    THE LONG FEAR THE KNOW.
    ALL FEAR THE HOURS."
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    dragonridingsorceress
    dragonridingsorceress
    Posts: 622

    11/18/2014
    "May I sketch you?" has been quite effective a number of times.

    Also, "I'd love to base a character on you." Being an author of repute has its benefits.

    --
    DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.

    Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations.
    One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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    dragonridingsorceress
    dragonridingsorceress
    Posts: 622

    11/18/2014
    Want to get drunk and hunt criminals?

    --
    DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.

    Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations.
    One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    6/28/2018
    My equipment is best in slot.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Bitty
    Bitty
    Posts: 229

    2/6/2018
    Is that a Feducci's Lance (Replica) in your pants or are you jus- just i can't do this

    --
    Main, Heathen(Nemesis)
    Aten(Seeker)
    Sook(Bag a Legend)


    Open to all non-harmful social actions. Not into RP and will respond normally.
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    narcissus_echo
    narcissus_echo
    Posts: 65

    12/4/2014
    Let's rearrange Hell's Alphabet and put [UNNATURAL BUZZING NOISE] and [THE CRIES OF MORTAL SOULS] together‏.

    --
    a Shiny Pleasant Person who's not often covered in blood
    and the Second-Most Hedonistic Individual in London.
    DeepDarkMarvellous.
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    TheThirdPolice
    TheThirdPolice
    Posts: 606

    1/15/2016
    Are you a veteran of '68? Because you're about to penetrate my lawless borders at great personal cost to your health and sanity.
    ---
    Have you ever seduced a minotaur? Try me, I'm horny and honey-mazed.
    edited by TheThirdPolice on 1/15/2016

    --
    Irreal Raven Tender

    Formerly dead, but I got better.

    The Eternal Zailor, or The Loon who Zails in Zirkles
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    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Posts: 360

    1/15/2016
    It's really the veteran of '69 you want to look out for wink


    TheThirdPolice wrote:
    Are you a veteran of '68? Because you're about to penetrate my lawless borders at great personal cost to your health and sanity.
    ---

    edited by Charlotte_de_Witte on 1/15/2016

    --
    "Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar."

    Social actions welcome. Only, send me dupes if you need help with the Affluent Photographer please, I like the bats! [And boxed kitties, and extreme gardening]- Thank-you!

    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Charlotte%20de%20Witte
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    Alistair Venderbright
    Alistair Venderbright
    Posts: 3

    11/16/2015
    I, my lovelies have had considerable success with Are you the the Dawn Machine? Because you're HE SUN THE SUN THE SUN T

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Alistair~Venderbright

    If you meet him on the street one of three things will happen, You will be robbed, murdered or studied, normally by dissection. Normally the former, always the latter and often the middle.
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    The Dark Gentleman
    The Dark Gentleman
    Posts: 188

    10/25/2015
    Would you consider moving to my 5-card lodgings? It may take a few actions, but the view from atop my Spire is most gratifying.

    --
    The Dark Gentleman~ Social actions welcome. Menace reductions upon request. Newspaper interviews by appointment. Falconry by invitation only.

    "THE HOURS FEAR THE NAMES.
    THE NAMES FEAR THE LONG.
    THE LONG FEAR THE KNOW.
    ALL FEAR THE HOURS."
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    Pumpkinhead
    Pumpkinhead
    Posts: 516

    7/11/2017
    Do you recall how we came to this place? I don't, but wanna go to my place instead?

    --
    McGunn/Bsymstad is on the slow boat, waiting to see if he can find out what death is. (I'm done with London for now. Thanks for everything!)
    Amanda Albright is a *spoiler* now, like she always wanted.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    7/5/2016
    Neathy Pick-up Lines, Erec ... ELECtion Edition

    I've got a ballot box that needs stuffing; will you help?

    I've been told I'm an exceptional poll worker.

    I support Sinning Jenny.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    2/17/2015
    How's about I take you home and butter your chess piece?

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Morbs Beauchene
    Morbs Beauchene
    Posts: 7

    4/4/2015
    I uh.. once said something to a friend (irl) along the lines of "Mr. Eatin' that p****" and was promptly smacked in the nose

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Morbs~Beauchene
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    Estelle Knoht
    Estelle Knoht
    Posts: 1751

    4/4/2015
    "Let me show you my zubmarine, it is full of zeemen."

    "You should be a happy addition to my household. Like a goldfish."

    "You are permitted upstairs. All the way upstairs."

    "I am elegant as a silver screwdriver."

    "Why are you so d___nably lovely?"

    --
    Estelle Knoht, a juvenile, unreliable and respectable lady.
    I currently do not accept any catbox, cider, suppers, calling cards or proteges.
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    dragonridingsorceress
    dragonridingsorceress
    Posts: 622

    2/17/2015
    Call me Master.

    --
    DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.

    Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations.
    One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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    Lady Taimi Felix
    Lady Taimi Felix
    Posts: 202

    11/18/2014
    dragonridingsorceress wrote:
    Want to get drunk and hunt _____?


    That certainly would have worked on me in my single days.

    --
    Lady Taimi Felix: Devoted Wife. Invisible Eminence. Patron of the Shadowy Arts. Monster Hunter. Lady of Adventure. Exceptionally Lethal. Loves a Good Chat over Coffee.
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    Matthias Scathelocke
    Matthias Scathelocke
    Posts: 27

    11/21/2014
    You must have a lot of rostygold because your looks are killer.
    edited by Matthias Scathelocke on 11/21/2014
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    Erika
    Erika
    Posts: 528

    11/22/2014
    Ami Miljkovich wrote:
    "Is this a honey-dream? Because you are just too good to be real."


    I tried to say that to Carlos, but I couldn't stop laughing. Then Carlos couldn't stop laughing. When it finally came out of my mouth it tasted like a bad decision.

    My bids are:
    "Do you have some spare time? Because my Bejewelled Cane isn't the the only studded rod I've got.."
    "Want to see what I can do with my Rubbery Enhancement?"
    "Ever had a Rubbery Man before?"
    "Set a few jars aside for later, because I'll have you screaming Storm-Threnodies tonight"
    "Are you free right now? Because there's a couple of Romantic Notions I'd like to give to you"
    "You'll be busy with me until the Foxfire Candle Stubs burn low"
    "Haven't you heard? I've been banished from the Empress' Court ever since my last Night on the Town took a raucous turn"
    "Are you from Axile? Because you're from out of this world"
    "Mr Irons has a tariff on this next move of mine, so don't say anything to the Special Constables tomorrow okay?"
    "I'll be giving you a Professional Reward when we get back to my place"
    "It's not a walk of shame if you're walking out of a Spire Emporium"
    "Lets Liberate the Night together, because I want you to be the last thing I ever see"
    "Is this Knife and Candle? Because I have an opening for you"
    "GRÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜRGHhhHHHH"


    Carlos' (not mine):
    "I bet we could make some intriguing gossip"
    "I'd like to play with your Grubby Kitten"
    "Hey. Wanna do somethin' scandalous?"
    "Want to take a ride on my Majestic Pleasure Yacht?"
    "Shall we go find out what my Rubbery Lumps are made from?"
    "Are you a space bat? 'Cause I'd like to call you Master."
    "I'd love to be Touched by your Fingerwork."
    "I completed Ambition: Heart's Desire when I met you."
    "May I sample your Neathy delights?"
    edited by Cecil on 11/22/2014

    --
    Where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep.
                               Going on a fate expedition? I'm collecting data! Help me?
                   "Bottles of Oblivion" drunk in the name of content: 57
                  Catboxes (send more!) opened in the name of science: 1093
                        Fancy a friend?
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    7/10/2017
    Wanna dive into my Honey Well?

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    8/25/2017
    Fruits of the Zee edition:

    You’re one catch I won’t be throwing back!

    The Fathomking’s not the only one hosting a Feast you have to go down for …

    Tonight I’m hoping to find your Submerged Rector in my private cove.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Amsfield
    Amsfield
    Posts: 176

    7/28/2017
    They say the Bazaar need stories of romance and passion. I'm feeling civic-minded, how about you?

    --
    Amsfield: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Amsfield
    A devotee of pleasures intellectual and fleshy. Always fabulously masked.
    Honoria Kastern: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Honoria%20Kastern
    A hunter, a shooter and a fisher. Also a patriotic busy body. Mildly corrupted.
    Maiser: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Maiser
    A young firebrand of obviously criminal intent.
    Venshik: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Venshik
    Not a nice person.
    Asmeria: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Asmeria
    Quiet, thoughtful and possibly mad. Excellent listener though. Favours grey.
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    The Absurd Rogue
    The Absurd Rogue
    Posts: 1049

    2/4/2016
    The Tournament of Lilies won't be the only place where a flower is getting smashed tonight.
    *Eli sighs and drinks the whole Bottled Oblivion* I'm sorry.

    --
    "There is never another story. There is only one, and I try to tell it with every page. I fail, and I try again. There are no new stories; I have this one."
    -S.N

    RemainProfane#2532
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    FireScyther
    FireScyther
    Posts: 17

    10/25/2015
  • I heard you like to go on expeditions, so let me guide you to a cave you won't forget.

    --
    FireScyther
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    11/20/2015
    I'm looking for material for my Touching Love Story.

    You and I should own a newspaper 'cause we could make some amazing Salacious Copy.

    If only there were something I could do to raise my Hedonist above 10! *sighs dramatically*

  • edited by Lady Sapho Byron on 11/20/2015

  • edited by Lady Sapho Byron on 11/20/2015

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    dismallyOriented
    dismallyOriented
    Posts: 215

    11/19/2014
    I welcome you now to commingle our choirs.
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    The Zealous Zee-Captain
    The Zealous Zee-Captain
    Posts: 17

    2/18/2015
    Something something zubmarine.

    --
    The Zealous Zee-Profile of the Zealous Zee-Captain!
    Calling cards of the shady and infernal are welcome.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    11/23/2014
    Want to find out if you can Survive the Affair of the Box?

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    An Individual
    An Individual
    Posts: 589

    11/25/2014
    "Baby, when we're together time stands still. No seriously, he's right over there gawking at us."
    edited by An Individual on 11/25/2014

    --
    An Individual's Profile
    The RNG giveth and the RNG taketh away.
    Goat Farming or Cider Brewing? This browser extension may help.
    Want a Cider sip? Please refer to this guide before requesting.
    Scholaring the Correspondence? A Brief Guide to Courier's Footprint.
    Contemplating Oblivion? First Steps on the Seeking Road.
    Gone NORTH? Opened the gate? Throw your character in a well.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    2/18/2015
    Samael Waylander wrote:
    if you swap around ladybones you get where i'm going tonight (that may have been too crude)



  • Only Beads?

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Waylander
    Waylander
    Posts: 56

    2/28/2015
    Perhaps you would allow my tramp steamer to enter you port...? (gets smacked in the face)

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Wilson~Vetenari
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    9/27/2015
    Freddy Six Fingers wrote:
    "I couldn't help but notice you from across the room" (Watchful is increasing).



  • Is that your Watchful increasing, or are you just happy to see me?

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Rackenhammer
    Rackenhammer
    Posts: 354

    11/23/2014
    "Are you a Jack? 'Cause you put a smile on my face every time you look at me."

    --
    "DO NOT TRUST HAPPY ENDINGS. DO NOT FEAR SAD ENDINGS... NEITHER ARE ENDINGS."
    ~
    Mathieu Psmith: The Bard of Lost Children, loving husband, and a fixture of the artistic set. Can never resist making a show of things...

    Irene Psmith: Adopted Daughter of Mathieu. Specializes in Information, Acquisitions, and the Acquisition of Information.

    Vaughan Montblanc: Once a frontiersman of Western Canada, he now practices medicine in London. His discretion may be absolutely trusted.
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    Manu Traveler
    Manu Traveler
    Posts: 29

    12/27/2015
    I would love to put my Lucky Weasel inside your Bifurcated Owl.

    --
    Manu Traveler, the inquisitive professor
    Red Christine, the conflicted revolutionary
    Tyler Glen, God's mad disciple - GONE NORTH
    A Morel, the unrepentant heartbreaker
    Omphale the Magnificent, the titanic crossdresser
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    Pyrodinium
    Pyrodinium
    Posts: 639

    12/27/2015
    I'm glad you enjoyed the company of my Extraordinary Mind, come to my lodgings to get acquainted with a Shattering Force.

    --
    My profiles: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Pyrodinium
    (A Monster hunter on the hunt of his twin brother's killer. Overprotective dad of his twin's daughter)
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Rudolph~of~Taured
    (an indeterminate person of potentially rubbery lineage)
    * All social actions except photographers and loitering welcome!
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    Amyntas
    Amyntas
    Posts: 71

    1/15/2016
    I can go at it all night. And, considering there's no sun down here...

    --
    Amyntas. Zubmariner and aspiring romantic.
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    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Posts: 360

    7/10/2017
    Morkan Kassington wrote:


    Let's play Black Ribbons! You play Mr Inch, I play a beast. Which beast do you want?



    'Buckle-up, the first name's Twelve' :-p

    --
    "Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar."

    Social actions welcome. Only, send me dupes if you need help with the Affluent Photographer please, I like the bats! [And boxed kitties, and extreme gardening]- Thank-you!

    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Charlotte%20de%20Witte
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    Amsfield
    Amsfield
    Posts: 176

    7/8/2017
    META GAME BONUS ROUND

    Well, we were already planning on being up all night grinding...
    ***
    I need to increase my Shadowy. Can we do it with the lights off?
    ***
    I'm an RPer. I'll be me, you be the RNG.

    Sorry.

    --
    Amsfield: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Amsfield
    A devotee of pleasures intellectual and fleshy. Always fabulously masked.
    Honoria Kastern: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Honoria%20Kastern
    A hunter, a shooter and a fisher. Also a patriotic busy body. Mildly corrupted.
    Maiser: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Maiser
    A young firebrand of obviously criminal intent.
    Venshik: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Venshik
    Not a nice person.
    Asmeria: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Asmeria
    Quiet, thoughtful and possibly mad. Excellent listener though. Favours grey.
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    Isaac Zienfried
    Isaac Zienfried
    Posts: 364

    8/25/2017
    Oh no, it's back. Very well, let's see if I can't think up somethi-

    Lady Sapho Byron wrote:

    Tonight I’m hoping to find your Submerged Rector in my private cove.

    WOW. Okay. I mean the one before it was just as... you know what, nevermind.

    Anyways, continuing the theme, since we're all damned anyways...

    They say Mutton Island's winds sound like a howling moan in the evening, but I know how to make them come early.

    Oh, I've been eating Rubbery Lumps for years, so tired jaws aren't a worry.

    Meet me near the well after all the locals leave, and the Drowned Man won't be the only one getting Eaten.

    --
    Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
    A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
    But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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    Isaac Zienfried
    Isaac Zienfried
    Posts: 364

    7/11/2017
    I feel like this is probably already here on previous pages, but:

    You don't need to look on the other side of a mirror to find a Fingerking, because I'm right here.

    --
    Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
    A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
    But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    2/5/2018
    How enduring is your Ushabti?

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Elaina Schill
    Elaina Schill
    Posts: 191

    12/12/2018
    Do you want to Bag my Legend?
    (I'm so so sorry)

    --
    Main, Phiri Ulfur, the Cunning Shadow. Their heart belongs to a Pirate-Poet across the Zee.
    Alt Vermillion Liminate, the Tragic Scholar.
    Alt #2,Lady Jacqueline Blackwood, the Savage Beauty.
    Alt #3, Veracity Taylor, the Dame of the Docks.
    The Dogged Seeker, self explanatory.

    I will accept any social actions on Fallen London(unless its a box of live rats. I already got rid of the d---ned things once and am not eager to repeat the endeavor).
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    Elaina Schill
    Elaina Schill
    Posts: 191

    2/6/2018
    Mmmm darling you look like a Magnificent Feast!
    ***
    I'd spend all my Free Evenings with you.
    ***
    Let's begin an Expedition in your Forgotten Quarter
    ***
    (Bag a Legend) I bet I can make you scream louder than my Deafening Hat.
    ***
    Are you from Mrs Plenty's Most Educational Anatomy Exhibition? Because you are quite an extraordinary specimen.
    ***
    It's not just my Gloves that are Eager.
    ***
    Some of these are actually terrible and I'm so sorry haha
    (on an unrelated note, every time I see the Illicit Volume of Racy Fungal Poetry I can't help but think 'mm those sexy sexy mushrooms.' It's really becoming a problem.)

    --
    Main, Phiri Ulfur, the Cunning Shadow. Their heart belongs to a Pirate-Poet across the Zee.
    Alt Vermillion Liminate, the Tragic Scholar.
    Alt #2,Lady Jacqueline Blackwood, the Savage Beauty.
    Alt #3, Veracity Taylor, the Dame of the Docks.
    The Dogged Seeker, self explanatory.

    I will accept any social actions on Fallen London(unless its a box of live rats. I already got rid of the d---ned things once and am not eager to repeat the endeavor).
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    Aberrant Eremite
    Aberrant Eremite
    Posts: 357

    1/11/2018
    Harry P. wrote:

    I am a cunning linguist. My tongue has brought many people down to their knees.


    Fixed that for you.

    --
    Hieronymus Drake: Gentleman scholar, big-game hunter, scar-faced aristocrat. Remarkably sane, all things considered.
    Tanith Wyrmwood: Longshanks cat-burglar; Bohemian author; now, perhaps, something more. Bubbly, expressive, and affectionate. It’s not only still waters that run deep.
    Telemachia Lee: Gentle lady by birth, brawling Docker by choice. Good company in the drunk tank.
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    phryne
    phryne
    Posts: 1242

    7/8/2017
    Amsfield wrote:
    I'm an RPer. I'll be me, you be the RNG.
    I guess that's for masochists... wink
    edited by phryne on 7/8/2017

    --
    Exceptional Stories, sorted by Season and by writerFavours & Renown GuideDestiny Guide
    Go play StoryNexus games - while you still can!
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    Isaac Zienfried
    Isaac Zienfried
    Posts: 364

    7/9/2017
    Why do I keep coming back to this thread

    --
    Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
    A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
    But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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    Tystefy
    Tystefy
    Posts: 439

    7/9/2017
    Psshhhh, please. I am a pickup line.

    Who could resist this face?

    --
    Will sometimes return to post absurdity.
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    shylarah
    shylarah
    Posts: 170

    7/8/2017
    gronostaj wrote:
    phryne wrote:
    Amsfield wrote:
    I'm an RPer. I'll be me, you be the RNG.
    I guess that's for masochists... wink



    An option for masochists is the BDSMEN wink


    I feel this on a deeply personal level.

    Lady Sapho, this is not the first time I've encountered you (I believe you've been talking to Mad3moiselle, whose player is a friend of mine), but it is the first time you've encountered me, and I think you've got a beautifully dirty mind. Props.

    Right, to the cheesy pickup lines.

    Are you fond of landaus? Because I would love to take you for a ride~
    Were you an executed murderer? Because d__n, but you're well-hung.
    When I look at you I feel like I just might animesce.

    --
    Lady of Cold Steel, Lady of the Flit, Lady Alyssana Grey. A formidable woman, hard to read and slow to trust. Darkness lurks inside her.

    Alts: (please direct all inquiries to Alys & say who they're for)
    -Nikki, the Playful Daredevil, leading the constables on merry chases across London at every available opportunity. It's not a good robbery if you didn't get chased~
    -Shylarah, waifish, wide-eyed, painfully foreign, entirely untamed. Her search for a way home now leads her to Parabola. There's something about her...
    -Dr. Maxwell Thomas, a kindhearted physician who can't stand to see suffering. Moral to a fault, even to his own detriment. Unlucky in love.
    I would rather be taken for a fool than deny aid where it is needed.
    -Angie, the Cheeky Sharpshooter. Got her start with the Regiment and proudly operated their cannon for years. Rowdy, rough, and among the best shots in London.
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    Amsfield
    Amsfield
    Posts: 176

    7/8/2017
    I surmise you journeying through the mirror must have wearied you, my dear; for you see, you have been walking through my dreams all night.
    ***
    What say you let my Dream Hound chase that Parabolan Kitten?
    ***
    If I only knew the Password to YOUR Rookery!
    ***
    Are you a spy, because I know a REALLY Great Game we could play.
    ***
    I eat out a lot, but not at Dante's.
    ***
    It's not just my Bonnet that's Scandalous...
    ***
    I'm not Unusually Peckish, but you should know I have strange tastes.
    ***
    Might I become your EXCEPTIONAL Friend?

    Ok, I should probably stop before the.Ministry must intervene.
    edited by Amsfield on 7/8/2017

    --
    Amsfield: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Amsfield
    A devotee of pleasures intellectual and fleshy. Always fabulously masked.
    Honoria Kastern: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Honoria%20Kastern
    A hunter, a shooter and a fisher. Also a patriotic busy body. Mildly corrupted.
    Maiser: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Maiser
    A young firebrand of obviously criminal intent.
    Venshik: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Venshik
    Not a nice person.
    Asmeria: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Asmeria
    Quiet, thoughtful and possibly mad. Excellent listener though. Favours grey.
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    gronostaj
    gronostaj
    Posts: 403

    7/11/2017
    "Actually, that is a loaded gun in my pocket. But that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you."
    - every enthusiast of ribbons, knives and candles, ever

    --
    Gronostaj (pl. Ermine), a decadent duellist of mysterious and indistinct gender. Seeker. Willing to die- but not of boredom. Open to all social actions, including the harmful ones.
    Soft-Spoken Surgeon, a doctor who owes an onerous debt. Professor of medicine at the University by day, at criminal employ by night. Open to all non-harmful social actions.
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    G N
    G N
    Posts: 6

    7/11/2017
    Your hat is shouting such nasty things at everyone, but that meretricious millinery malcontent couldn't dampen my mood once I spotted the gorgeous head upon which it alighted. You simply have to tell me how you keep that beautiful head of hair so flawlessly free of hatspit and gnawing!

    --
    Your Neighbourly Anarchist Comrade
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    Mr. Zane
    Mr. Zane
    Posts: 62

    7/12/2017
    Want to dip my Rubbery Lump in your Well?

    --
    "Yes, I realize that projecting my internal dialogue onto my cat is probably not the healthiest way of dealing with stressful situations."
    "Meow."
    "No, murder is not the answer. You always suggest that."

    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Warren~Zane
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    The Absurd Rogue
    The Absurd Rogue
    Posts: 1049

    7/10/2016
    "I'm a bohemian."

    --
    "There is never another story. There is only one, and I try to tell it with every page. I fail, and I try again. There are no new stories; I have this one."
    -S.N

    RemainProfane#2532
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    Guest

    11/18/2015
    Did you consume Red Honey, because I just can't get you out of my head!
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    malthaussen
    malthaussen
    Posts: 1060

    10/23/2015
    Do you work in the Carnival? I heard they had a new sword-swallower.

    -- Mal

    --
    "Of two choices, I always take the third."
    Will do all socials except Loitering or Private Evenings (all my Free Evenings are accounted for), and Affluent Photographer Betrayals only, please. I am not currently accepting calling cards.
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/malthaussen
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    Gerald Edgerton
    Gerald Edgerton
    Posts: 127

    10/23/2015
    Under all the rubble, when the Sixth City falls, my love for you will remain.
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    Marius Finch
    Marius Finch
    Posts: 4

    11/17/2015
    I'm going to see those secret tattoos tonight!

    You turn my rubbery lumps into warm, pulsating amber.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/MariusFinchSr
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    dragonridingsorceress
    dragonridingsorceress
    Posts: 622

    11/19/2014
    For the newspaper barons:

    I bet you and I could make a hot press.
    edited by dragonridingsorceress on 11/19/2014

    --
    DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.

    Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations.
    One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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    narcissus_echo
    narcissus_echo
    Posts: 65

    11/22/2014
    (in the afterglow) Did the earth move for you, too? Or was that the Stone Pigs rousing from their ancient sleep to wreak destruction upon the Neath?

    --
    a Shiny Pleasant Person who's not often covered in blood
    and the Second-Most Hedonistic Individual in London.
    DeepDarkMarvellous.
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    dragonridingsorceress
    dragonridingsorceress
    Posts: 622

    8/5/2015
    I'm not Rubbery, but I'm still pretty flexible.

    --
    DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.

    Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations.
    One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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    Aegis1000
    Aegis1000
    Posts: 64

    11/23/2014
    "Are you Herspiderian Cider? Because with you, I could rise from the dead."

    --
    Aegis1000,a midnight, sinister, inescapable and sagacious gentleman. Intent on taking over the world, or at least Fallen London. Indescribably awesome and only marginally narcissistic.
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    dragonridingsorceress
    dragonridingsorceress
    Posts: 622

    11/20/2014
    I'd return from the River for your kiss.

    --
    DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.

    Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations.
    One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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    Estelle Knoht
    Estelle Knoht
    Posts: 1751

    6/13/2015
    Do you recall how we came to this place? And you sang of your lightnings and shapeful display? I tilted my vanes and ennobled your spire. You welcomed me then and commingled all choirs. You can repeat those moments. It can be as it was.



    --
    Estelle Knoht, a juvenile, unreliable and respectable lady.
    I currently do not accept any catbox, cider, suppers, calling cards or proteges.
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    Eglantine-Fox
    Eglantine-Fox
    Posts: 872

    7/5/2016
    "I'd sure let you hunt my Vake..."

    "You remind me of the Flit, because I'd love to climb all over you."

    --
    Eglantine Fox, the charming and androgynous Correspondent, teetering between hobbies of seduction and self-destruction.

    Siobhan O'Malley, Irish patriot (or 'bl__dy Fenian' if you're impolite).

    Isidore Day, an up-and-coming London gentleman. All allegations of wrongdoing are categorically denied.
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    Catherine Raymond
    Catherine Raymond
    Posts: 2361

    7/12/2017
    You are sweeter than a candied Exceptional Rose petal.

    --
    Cathy Raymond
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/cathyr19355

    Catherine Raymond aka Mrs. Rykar Malkus http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Catherine%20Raymond (Gone NORTH)
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    G N
    G N
    Posts: 6

    7/12/2017
    There's a black space of silent, sacred horror at the heart of my dripstone-snared Third City sub-temple...wanna fill it?
    edited by gendernihilist on 7/12/2017

    --
    Your Neighbourly Anarchist Comrade
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    Morkan Kassington
    Morkan Kassington
    Posts: 261

    7/10/2017
    Let's play Black Ribbons! I will be Colonel Pommery and show you a pistol of huge caliber.

    Let's play Black Ribbons! You play Mr Inch, I play a beast. Which beast do you want?

    Let's play Black Ribbons! You can scream "Oh God" while I be Father Norton.

    Let's play Black Ribbons! I will be Feducci, you will be Chi Lan. Boys only!

    --
    Ladies of the Neath, here comes Morkan Kassington, the gem among gentlemen
    (He is actually a self-centered and foolish braggart, but he means no harm. Hit him up for social actions or dangerous lessons! Or just flirt.)
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    BlabberingMat
    BlabberingMat
    Posts: 385

    7/10/2017
    You are so sweet, Dauntless Temperance Campaigner wanted to throw you in well.
    (I am terrible at this)

    --
    Alt-Lana Loter
    Main-Always Drunk Slav

    "To see a world in a grain of sand, and Heaven in wild flowers.
    To hold an infinity in palm of hand and Eternity in an hour”


    Finally, I am Crooked Cross! Feel free to send invitations for Salon!
    As of June 5th, 1895, I am London's newest Legendary Charisma!

    The current progress in Mega Soul Grind: 53727/1 639 121 Souls
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    Catherine Raymond
    Catherine Raymond
    Posts: 2361

    7/10/2017
    My love is like a red, red rose...whom I want to devour.

    That's a SMEN pickup line. Take it metaphorically at your peril.

    --
    Cathy Raymond
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/cathyr19355

    Catherine Raymond aka Mrs. Rykar Malkus http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Catherine%20Raymond (Gone NORTH)
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    Morkan Kassington
    Morkan Kassington
    Posts: 261

    7/8/2017
    I have a trumpet and a voting booth. Do you want to blow my trumpet in the voting booth?

    Let's play Feducci! I am Feducci, and now I am going to poke you with my lance.
    edited by Morkan Kassington on 7/8/2017

    --
    Ladies of the Neath, here comes Morkan Kassington, the gem among gentlemen
    (He is actually a self-centered and foolish braggart, but he means no harm. Hit him up for social actions or dangerous lessons! Or just flirt.)
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    gronostaj
    gronostaj
    Posts: 403

    7/8/2017
    Morkan Kassington wrote:
    Let's play Feducci! I am Feducci, and now I am going to poke you with my lance.



    I sure do hope this game does not ivolve the horse.

    --
    Gronostaj (pl. Ermine), a decadent duellist of mysterious and indistinct gender. Seeker. Willing to die- but not of boredom. Open to all social actions, including the harmful ones.
    Soft-Spoken Surgeon, a doctor who owes an onerous debt. Professor of medicine at the University by day, at criminal employ by night. Open to all non-harmful social actions.
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    Morkan Kassington
    Morkan Kassington
    Posts: 261

    7/9/2017
    gronostaj wrote:
    Morkan Kassington wrote:
    Let's play Feducci! I am Feducci, and now I am going to poke you with my lance.



    I sure do hope this game does not ivolve the horse.


    Why not have your partner play the part of horse while we are at it?

    --
    Ladies of the Neath, here comes Morkan Kassington, the gem among gentlemen
    (He is actually a self-centered and foolish braggart, but he means no harm. Hit him up for social actions or dangerous lessons! Or just flirt.)
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    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Posts: 360

    7/9/2017
    Morkan Kassington wrote:
    gronostaj wrote:
    Morkan Kassington wrote:
    Let's play Feducci! I am Feducci, and now I am going to poke you with my lance.



    I sure do hope this game does not ivolve the horse.


    Why not have your partner play the part of horse while we are at it?



    Well, thank-you forum, now I shall ever think of Feducci as 'Tony the Italian Stallion'.

    --
    "Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar."

    Social actions welcome. Only, send me dupes if you need help with the Affluent Photographer please, I like the bats! [And boxed kitties, and extreme gardening]- Thank-you!

    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Charlotte%20de%20Witte
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    Isaac Zienfried
    Isaac Zienfried
    Posts: 364

    7/9/2017
    ...Well, I can no longer publicly support the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner, because after reading this, I'll need drink and a lot of it.

    --
    Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
    A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
    But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    7/10/2017
    shylarah wrote:

    Lady Sapho, this is not the first time I've encountered you (I believe you've been talking to Mad3moiselle, whose player is a friend of mine), but it is the first time you've encountered me, and I think you've got a beautifully dirty mind. Props.


    I have been talking to Mlle. And thank you! You obviously have exceptionally excellent taste.

    And now a few lines of my own:

    Want to exchange Dirty Secrets?
    Feducci is all about Big Deaths; I'm all about little ones.
    What a fine debate performance! I should very much enjoy a further demonstration of your lingual prowess.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Amsfield
    Amsfield
    Posts: 176

    7/10/2017
    I. Cannot. Stop.

    Let's retire to my room in the embassy, and really heat things up.
    ***
    You wanna get crazy? Coz I got rooms at the Beth.
    ***
    Know how my Flop House got its name? I like a cigarette after.

    --
    Amsfield: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Amsfield
    A devotee of pleasures intellectual and fleshy. Always fabulously masked.
    Honoria Kastern: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Honoria%20Kastern
    A hunter, a shooter and a fisher. Also a patriotic busy body. Mildly corrupted.
    Maiser: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Maiser
    A young firebrand of obviously criminal intent.
    Venshik: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Venshik
    Not a nice person.
    Asmeria: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Asmeria
    Quiet, thoughtful and possibly mad. Excellent listener though. Favours grey.
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    Isaac Zienfried
    Isaac Zienfried
    Posts: 364

    7/10/2017
    Want to test the acoustics in my zee-snail shell?

    Your smile's so bright, it makes anarchists furious.

    I don't have any cider left, but if you lick enough the effects might still transfer...

    --
    Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
    A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
    But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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    Lady Eris
    Lady Eris
    Posts: 162

    2/13/2018
    I have been away for a while and have just started playing again. I popped back on the forum and thought 'I wonder if the pick-up line thread is still going?'

    I declare, delicious friends, your ingenuity and ... er, stamina are impressive.

    --
    Lady Eris Psmith, Society darling, devoted wife. Dangerous when crossed. Accepts most social invitations. Distributor of Parabolan Kittens. Welcomes new acquaintances, especially those who write 'in character'.

    William Templeton, Viscount Manningham, newcomer, gentleman, all-round good egg - accepting absolutely all invitations.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    12/11/2018
    Christmas 1896 Edition

    ̷L̷e̷t̷'̷s̷ ̷h̷o̷p̷ ̷i̷n̷ ̷t̷h̷e̷ ̷s̷a̷c̷k̷!̷

    Is that a Terrifying Weathercock in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    My Luxury’s Lap may have been made solely for dreaming … but turns out it’s great for other activities as well.

    You don’t need an Incarnadine Robe to get my Home Comforts.
    edited by Lady Sapho Byron on 12/11/2018

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    vellaroque
    vellaroque
    Posts: 6

    2/9/2018
    Our rendezvous shall not be postponed indefinitely.

    --
    Canon Vella of house Valentine, First of Her Name, the Untainted, Keeper of Secrets, Mover of Pawns, Protector of the Great Game.
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    Paradox Locke
    Paradox Locke
    Posts: 10

    9/27/2018
    "Are you not the Marvellous? Because in seeking you, I follow my Heart's Desire."

    "Are you a member of the Committee for Vital Restitution? Because you make me feel whole again."

    "Are you a member of the Calendar Council? Because you'd make the liberation of my night."

    And this last one only really works on gentlemen of unorthodox beginnings - but allow me to propose...

    [spoiler]"Are you an especial authority on candles? Because well, after tonight, they'll be calling you Mr Eaten."[/spoiler]

    --
    Paradox Locke, the Charitable Chessmaster. An austere but eccentric prodigious polymath who specialises in sticking their nose where it has never belonged.

    Potentia scientia est.
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    Catherine Raymond
    Catherine Raymond
    Posts: 2361

    9/19/2018
    In terms of both quality AND quantity, I think Lady Sapho Byron has it over all of the rest of us.

    --
    Cathy Raymond
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/cathyr19355

    Catherine Raymond aka Mrs. Rykar Malkus http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Catherine%20Raymond (Gone NORTH)
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    Aberrant Eremite
    Aberrant Eremite
    Posts: 357

    2/21/2018
    You have the most beautiful eyes. What colour are they? Irrigo? Because I had the most charming pick-up line ready, and then I looked you in the eye and I forgot it and I think my own name too.

    --
    Hieronymus Drake: Gentleman scholar, big-game hunter, scar-faced aristocrat. Remarkably sane, all things considered.
    Tanith Wyrmwood: Longshanks cat-burglar; Bohemian author; now, perhaps, something more. Bubbly, expressive, and affectionate. It’s not only still waters that run deep.
    Telemachia Lee: Gentle lady by birth, brawling Docker by choice. Good company in the drunk tank.
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    Fredhot21
    Fredhot21
    Posts: 19

    9/17/2018
    "You don't need one of those odd cloaks to be my Master."

    "You should probably leave. The Ministry of Public Decency does not approve of anybody being that hot."

    "Want a Moon-Pearl necklace?" (Sweet lord, that was uncouth.)
    edited by Fredhot21 on 9/17/2018
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    Arcanuse
    Arcanuse
    Posts: 86

    7/10/2017
    If you were the sun, I would love to see you one last time.
    edited by Arcanuse on 7/10/2017

    --
    "Seems the wanderer is finally ready to return. Who can say how this will change things?"
    -Vote [s]Contrarian[/s] Shoshona. At least they want to make London a better place.
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    Isaac Zienfried
    Isaac Zienfried
    Posts: 364

    7/10/2017
    Are you a Drownie, or are you just enjoying the company?
    [spoiler]Because wetness, haha, ha, haaaa... I'm really bad at this.[/spoiler]

    --
    Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
    A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
    But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Posts: 360

    7/13/2017
    gronostaj wrote:


    not with a name like "mr Inch", it's not



    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Guess you'd be surprised what I keep in my sock draw? wink

    --
    "Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar."

    Social actions welcome. Only, send me dupes if you need help with the Affluent Photographer please, I like the bats! [And boxed kitties, and extreme gardening]- Thank-you!

    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Charlotte%20de%20Witte
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    Chrisotoph
    Chrisotoph
    Posts: 18

    7/28/2017
    Forgive me, but... Your eyes, they are irrigo, are they not? Just saw your glance, and, well, I seem to forget myself...

    I owe you gratitude... You see I am safe from spiders now: I think your allure has stolen both my eyes.

    And the neath thought it knew the meaning of the word 'fallen'. They cannot begin to comprehend until they have learned of my poor heart.

    --
    Yours, Correspondent Chrisotoph
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    Amyntas
    Amyntas
    Posts: 71

    12/26/2015
    I'd die for you, you know.

    ...What do you mean that's "not a big deal?" That's the m- oh, right.

    --
    Amyntas. Zubmariner and aspiring romantic.
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    The Dark Gentleman
    The Dark Gentleman
    Posts: 188

    8/5/2015
    Me? A Rubbery Man? Not with you dressed like that, madam...

    --
    The Dark Gentleman~ Social actions welcome. Menace reductions upon request. Newspaper interviews by appointment. Falconry by invitation only.

    "THE HOURS FEAR THE NAMES.
    THE NAMES FEAR THE LONG.
    THE LONG FEAR THE KNOW.
    ALL FEAR THE HOURS."
    +3 link
    The Black-Shirted Radical
    The Black-Shirted Radical
    Posts: 188

    9/3/2015
    "It may not be the type of mushroom you're used to, but its wine is quite sweet"

    --
    Poet of once distinguished acclaim.Apprentice alcoholic. Somewhere to the right of Attila the Hun. Radical politician, playwright, duelist, archaeologist,Correspondence professor,criminal mastermind, Commander of the Auxiliary Constabulary, Leader of the League of National Populists, former Governor of Port Carnelion . Rude, crude and scandalous to know.

    Plot his lynching at http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/The~Black-Shirted~Radical
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    Waylander
    Waylander
    Posts: 56

    2/17/2015
    if you swap around ladybones you get where i'm going tonight (that may have been too crude)

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Wilson~Vetenari
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    dragonridingsorceress
    dragonridingsorceress
    Posts: 622

    2/14/2015
    I can make you explode with the colours of the Neath.

    --
    DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.

    Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations.
    One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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    Waylander
    Waylander
    Posts: 56

    2/15/2015
    is that a bejewelled cane in your pocket or are you happy to see me

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Wilson~Vetenari
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    bitterhorn
    bitterhorn
    Posts: 61

    2/22/2015
    Sir, -er, madam, -er... I beg your pardon: Is your heart the black depths of the curséd Zee, itself? I ask because your hardening demeanor has me stricken once again - as countless times before - love-LORN, &clearly now I see this is no FLUKE. Pray, relent; consume me, and complete me!


    ^bonus Neathpoints for starting out like a sonnet and then meandering off into totally abject and nutty, I think
    edited by bitterhorn on 2/22/2015

    --
    Marsh(-)mark(ed) thurifer, bookkeeper, &c. of Blackfen-on-Zee; Bazaarine aesthete, unnatural historian, thing-about-town.
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/bitterhorn
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    9/26/2015
    I would like to explore your Devices and Desires.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Kolanowski
    Kolanowski
    Posts: 148

    9/26/2015
    Baby, you make me more insatiable than my gloves.

    --
    Kazimierz Kolanowski, gentleman, scholar, humble servant of the Maw. Chaotic Evil. Open to all social actions & accepting almost all requests. Might sell you to Satan for a single corn chip.
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    KestrelGirl
    KestrelGirl
    Posts: 138

    9/26/2015
    Rupho Schartenhauer wrote:
    The young Comtessa was said to have been fascinated by that scandalous bestseller, 50 Shades of Clay...

    Best line in this thread, hands down. All of Dio Ermine's are great too!
    Other notables: both of Lady Sapho's winners, as well as "I should very much like to investigate your Forgotten Quarter" and "I couldn't help but notice you from across the room (Watchful is increasing)."
    These just crack me up!
    edited by KestrelGirl on 9/26/2015

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/KestrelGirl
    The Sociable Academic/KestrelGirl, an inescapable, sagacious, irresistible and breathtaking Lady of Some Importance. (Also add: terrifying, lethal, and perhaps midnight.)
    Proud owner of the Neathy Informer, a newspaper dedicated to the truth.
    Help me out with my FL/SS lore wiki, The Fifth City! http://www.thefifthcity.wikia.com
    +2 link
    memorysquid
    memorysquid
    Posts: 49

    2/28/2015
    Wanna pet my blemmigan?

    --
    StoryNexus Name: Kevin Wagner
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    11/21/2014
    Contest! I will send a Gift of the Unexpected to whoever posts the best line (as judged by me) between now and when I get online Monday morning.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Penelope Vespers
    Penelope Vespers
    Posts: 15

    1/6/2016
    I must be in Irem, because that is one big, stone serpent.

    Care to place your curiosities upon my mantle-piece?

    Want to make proscribed music together?

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Penelope~Vespers
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    Guest

    10/25/2015
    Snow Bellie told me this one:


    So, that's a Peculiar Personal Enhancement in your pocket, and you're happy to see me?
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    AnyBellaCoolHusky
    AnyBellaCoolHusky
    Posts: 11

    7/8/2017
    Show me your poisoned pen, dear!

    --
    I am known as Roberta Anne-Bella in game.

    ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓
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    The Masked Felon
    The Masked Felon
    Posts: 59

    7/14/2016
    Let me be your dirty secret.
    +2 link
    Scienceandponies
    Scienceandponies
    Posts: 234

    1/7/2016
    Have you been studying the correspondence? Because you're positively smoking.
    +2 link

    Guest

    1/10/2016
    *Coughs and leaves, a bunch of peculiar cards (thanks Saevitia) seems to be left upon the table*

  • edited by the truthseeker on 1/10/2016
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    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Posts: 360

    1/15/2016
    Sir! Really!?! EEK! Actually I think of you far more as a Bishop of Bath and Wells Green Tongue


    TheThirdPolice wrote:
    Charlotte_de_Witte wrote:
    It's really the veteran of '69 you want to look out for wink


    Oh, then you've met my Bishop of Southwark?


    --
    "Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar."

    Social actions welcome. Only, send me dupes if you need help with the Affluent Photographer please, I like the bats! [And boxed kitties, and extreme gardening]- Thank-you!

    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Charlotte%20de%20Witte
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    TheThirdPolice
    TheThirdPolice
    Posts: 606

    1/16/2016
    Ah, that recording does fill in some gaps in my memory. I always wondered why I had been banned from the court.

    --
    Irreal Raven Tender

    Formerly dead, but I got better.

    The Eternal Zailor, or The Loon who Zails in Zirkles
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    The Masked Felon
    The Masked Felon
    Posts: 59

    7/11/2017
    Your laughter is as alluring as the clinking of moon-pearls.
    +2 link
    The Masked Felon
    The Masked Felon
    Posts: 59

    7/10/2017
    Trust me, darling, I have a key for every lock.
    +2 link
    Isaac Zienfried
    Isaac Zienfried
    Posts: 364

    7/9/2017
    And now that's in my head, too.

    SAY, do you think the Widow's brandy comes in any stronger varieties?

    --
    Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
    A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
    But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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    The Masked Felon
    The Masked Felon
    Posts: 59

    7/9/2017
    Are you a master thief? Because you've certainly stolen my heart.

    My fingers are quite nimble, you know.

    I would climb through your window anytime.
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    Elaina Schill
    Elaina Schill
    Posts: 191

    2/21/2018
    The love stories we could create together would fulfill the Bazaar's debt.
    ***
    You must be a Rare Opportunity because you put me in a Mood.
    edited by Iona Dre'emt on 2/21/2018

    --
    Main, Phiri Ulfur, the Cunning Shadow. Their heart belongs to a Pirate-Poet across the Zee.
    Alt Vermillion Liminate, the Tragic Scholar.
    Alt #2,Lady Jacqueline Blackwood, the Savage Beauty.
    Alt #3, Veracity Taylor, the Dame of the Docks.
    The Dogged Seeker, self explanatory.

    I will accept any social actions on Fallen London(unless its a box of live rats. I already got rid of the d---ned things once and am not eager to repeat the endeavor).
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    Harry P.
    Harry P.
    Posts: 116

    1/11/2018
    Glorious. Just glorious.

    Would you like to take a ride aboard my Majestic Pleasure Yacht?

    I have learned many tips and tricks from my voyages overzees. I would be glad to demonstrate them upon you.

    Would you care to join me at my place for the evening in secret? What I am about to show you was banned by the Ministry of Public Decency last week.

    I heard the Bazaar is in need of good romance stories. Would you care to lend me your assisstance?

    I have just opened an orphanage and the orphans there are in desperate need of parental figures. Would you care to join me and help set an example?


    Nothing is more frightful than a night without you by my side.

    I was haunted that my destiny did not feature you at my side.

    If you were Mr Sacks, I would not hesitate to jump into your sack.

    Like Mr Sacks, I would gladly give you a twelve days' visit.

    I heard one can access their heart's desire down in Penstock's Wicket. So imagine my surprise when you weren't there.

    Our honeymoon would be so legendary, even Venderblight would shun us.

    Join me tonight and be heard by even the countrymen left behind on the Surface.

    I am a skilled linguist. My tongue has brought many people down to their knees.

    Did it hurt when you fell from the Surface?

    --
    Harry P.: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/HarryP22h
    A Magnanimous Gentleman Author with a tendency for melancholic monologues.
    Elizabeth K. Broker: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Elizabeth%20K%20Broker
    A Socially-Awkward Dueling Trickster with a thirst for vengeance and a soft spot for urchins.
    If you are ever in need of any assistance, do not hesitate to ask either of them. The second one is still finicky, though.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    9/20/2018
    Catherine Raymond wrote:
    In terms of both quality AND quantity, I think Lady Sapho Byron has it over all of the rest of us.


    This is wonderfully flattering! Thank you! And while I certainly enjoy being on top, I will readily admit there are more than a few lines posted here that I am in awe of.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Jolanda Swan
    Jolanda Swan
    Posts: 1536

    12/12/2018
    I am dying, and possibly never dating again.

    --
    Lover of all things beautiful, secret admirer of ugly truths, fond of the Parabola Sun... and always delighted to role play.
    http://fallenlondon.com/profile/Jolanda%20Swan
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    7/8/2019
    Election 1897 Edition

    Virginia isn’t the only one who wants to covetously fondle your stones.

    Mrs Plenty may give you a moment’s peace, but I’ll give you plenty of piece in just a moment.

    Madame Shoshana—pfft. Would you like to hear my prediction about what I see coming?

    I’d offer up a pick-up line about a Carnival ride, but that’s way too easy. Just like me.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Jolanda Swan
    Jolanda Swan
    Posts: 1536

    7/8/2019
    The third might have a chance to not be thrown immediately to the Drownies.

    --
    Lover of all things beautiful, secret admirer of ugly truths, fond of the Parabola Sun... and always delighted to role play.
    http://fallenlondon.com/profile/Jolanda%20Swan
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    the old man
    the old man
    Posts: 75

    9/24/2019
    you make me wish I looked for the name because I want to eat you
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    Fredhot21
    Fredhot21
    Posts: 19

    9/20/2018
    Catherine Raymond wrote:
    In terms of both quality AND quantity, I think Lady Sapho Byron has it over all of the rest of us.


    By the Bazaar, nobody's going to upend that with such a lack of elan!

    "Want to taste a new Neathy delight?"

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    Kylestien
    Kylestien
    Posts: 734

    9/26/2018
    "The correspondence is not the only language of passion. Would you care for some private tuition in one?"

    --
    I will accept all actions, though I hold the right to refuse for my own reasons. However, if you explain WHY you send me a harmful action like Loitering or Dantes,And I feel the reason good, I will consider it more. http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Kylestien

    Persuasive patron. You want a lesson, send me a message asking for one.
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    Jeremiah Oathes
    Jeremiah Oathes
    Posts: 72

    12/12/2018
    Elaina Schill wrote:
    Do you want to Bag my Legend?
    (I'm so so sorry)



    Awesome!! Big Grin

    --
    Dr Jeremiah Oathes - Natural Philosopher, Alchemist and Anatomist (part-time). Occasionally in Service to the Crown and the Bazaar. Would like to dissect a Master (for science and mad laughter).
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    Kylestien
    Kylestien
    Posts: 734

    2/7/2018
    My book of Poetry is extraordinarily racy. Would you like a private reading?

    --
    I will accept all actions, though I hold the right to refuse for my own reasons. However, if you explain WHY you send me a harmful action like Loitering or Dantes,And I feel the reason good, I will consider it more. http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Kylestien

    Persuasive patron. You want a lesson, send me a message asking for one.
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    Harry P.
    Harry P.
    Posts: 116

    2/7/2018
    Bitty wrote:
    Is that a Feducci's Lance (Replica) in your pants or are you jus- just i can't do this



    But I can.

    Is that a Feducci's Lance Replica (Bejeweled Cane, Rattus Faber Rifle, Emergency Blunderbuss, Skyglass Knife, Bottle of Greyfields 1882, Burning Foxfire Candle, London Street Sign, Lucky Weasel, etc) in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

    --
    Harry P.: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/HarryP22h
    A Magnanimous Gentleman Author with a tendency for melancholic monologues.
    Elizabeth K. Broker: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Elizabeth%20K%20Broker
    A Socially-Awkward Dueling Trickster with a thirst for vengeance and a soft spot for urchins.
    If you are ever in need of any assistance, do not hesitate to ask either of them. The second one is still finicky, though.
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    Catherine Raymond
    Catherine Raymond
    Posts: 2361

    2/8/2018
    Estelle Knoht wrote:
    Do you recall how we came to this place? And you sang of your lightnings and shapeful display? I tilted my vanes and ennobled your spire. You welcomed me then and commingled all choirs. You can repeat those moments. It can be as it was.


    That's really classy, Estelle! Thank you. I was wondering if anyone was going to add this reference to the list!

    --
    Cathy Raymond
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/cathyr19355

    Catherine Raymond aka Mrs. Rykar Malkus http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Catherine%20Raymond (Gone NORTH)
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    Fredhot21
    Fredhot21
    Posts: 19

    9/19/2018
    "Are you a spirifier? Because ever since I met you, life feels empty."

    "You should be prepared to go to the Tomb-Colonies after tonight."

    "I see the Church has a new saint."
    edited by Fredhot21 on 9/19/2018
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    Elaina Schill
    Elaina Schill
    Posts: 191

    9/19/2018
    "I can make you scream so loud they hear it on the Surface."

    --
    Main, Phiri Ulfur, the Cunning Shadow. Their heart belongs to a Pirate-Poet across the Zee.
    Alt Vermillion Liminate, the Tragic Scholar.
    Alt #2,Lady Jacqueline Blackwood, the Savage Beauty.
    Alt #3, Veracity Taylor, the Dame of the Docks.
    The Dogged Seeker, self explanatory.

    I will accept any social actions on Fallen London(unless its a box of live rats. I already got rid of the d---ned things once and am not eager to repeat the endeavor).
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    gronostaj
    gronostaj
    Posts: 403

    7/9/2017
    Isaac Zienfried wrote:
    It is, don't say that

    Just so you know, you could be my Heart's Desire *eyebrow waggle*

    Isaac Zienfried wrote:
    I don't think she advocates complete prohibition but this isn't the place for that oh no don't let me get started.

    I know, I know, I'm just joking. Shh. Shhhh. No tears. Only flirts wink


    And just so to keep the topic on the topic; now that we started on Ambitious flirtations, I believe it's time someone who is doing Light Fingers to come and boast of the prowess of their, and I'm going to say it with strai- well, with non-laughing face, the prowess of their Light Fingering.
    edited by gronostaj on 7/9/2017

    --
    Gronostaj (pl. Ermine), a decadent duellist of mysterious and indistinct gender. Seeker. Willing to die- but not of boredom. Open to all social actions, including the harmful ones.
    Soft-Spoken Surgeon, a doctor who owes an onerous debt. Professor of medicine at the University by day, at criminal employ by night. Open to all non-harmful social actions.
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    TheThirdPolice
    TheThirdPolice
    Posts: 606

    1/15/2016
    Charlotte_de_Witte wrote:
    It's really the veteran of '69 you want to look out for wink


    Oh, then you've met my Bishop of Southwark?

    --
    Irreal Raven Tender

    Formerly dead, but I got better.

    The Eternal Zailor, or The Loon who Zails in Zirkles
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    Kylestien
    Kylestien
    Posts: 734

    7/14/2016
    How would you like to get much Public Attention?

    (Scandal is increasing...)

    --
    I will accept all actions, though I hold the right to refuse for my own reasons. However, if you explain WHY you send me a harmful action like Loitering or Dantes,And I feel the reason good, I will consider it more. http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Kylestien

    Persuasive patron. You want a lesson, send me a message asking for one.
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    Kylestien
    Kylestien
    Posts: 734

    7/14/2016
    Do you want to see how my poll is doing?

    --
    I will accept all actions, though I hold the right to refuse for my own reasons. However, if you explain WHY you send me a harmful action like Loitering or Dantes,And I feel the reason good, I will consider it more. http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Kylestien

    Persuasive patron. You want a lesson, send me a message asking for one.
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    Viti Rose
    Viti Rose
    Posts: 32

    11/18/2015
    Are you a spirifer? Because you stole my soul.
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    Guest

    1/6/2016
    I'm going to write a Monograph on it...in it!

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    Guest

    12/27/2015
    (Snow Belie, invented very recently, and she went here instead of home.)

    Want to Taste my Lacre?
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    Diptych
    Diptych
    Administrator
    Posts: 3415

    11/21/2014
    "I've surveyed the fauna of the Neath, from the Miser-Queens of the distant Roof to the Midnight Whales of the Southern Zees, but you are the most charming creature that I have ever laid eyes upon."

    --
    Sir Frederick, the Libertarian Esotericist. Lord Hubris, the Bloody Baron.
    Juniper Brown, the Ill-Fated Orphan. Esther Ellis-Hall, the Fashionable Fabian.
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    Kylestien
    Kylestien
    Posts: 734

    11/21/2014
    "Are you a devilress? Because you seem to have took my soul."

    --
    I will accept all actions, though I hold the right to refuse for my own reasons. However, if you explain WHY you send me a harmful action like Loitering or Dantes,And I feel the reason good, I will consider it more. http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Kylestien

    Persuasive patron. You want a lesson, send me a message asking for one.
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    dragonridingsorceress
    dragonridingsorceress
    Posts: 622

    11/23/2014
    Would you like to compare Lodgings?

    I've been searching Wilmot's End for a woman like you.

    Are you the Watchmaker's Daughter? Because I've been waiting for you.

    They say a Turkish clock will bring sweet warmth to your dreams. I've got one. Want to test it out with me?

    Wine for thrills.

    I'd buy your kiss if you were Sinning Jenny.

    I'm not Sinning Jenny, but do you want to buy a kiss?

    Can I steal your kiss?

    Want to play the Provost if I play the Devil?

    I could show you what I did with the Wit and the Beauty.

    Shall we have our Feast of the Rose rendezvous early?

    If your Lodgings are overrun with rats, you're welcome to stay at my place.

    I know I have a reputation for being Scandalous. I'd like you to know that everything you've heard is true.

    Will you tell me your name, or do I need to Seek for it?

    You and I should become Acquainted.

    Do you want proof I've got Light Fingers?

    I've got an 1868 with your name on it.

    Would you like to ride my Velocipede?

    I bet you left Admirers on the Surface.

    I've glimpsed the future. You and I are Destined to be together.

    Is your Zodiac sign the Lovers? Mine is.

    Do you have Light Fingers? Because you've taken my breath away.

    Shall we make a Touching Love Story that would Scandalise the Ministry of Public Decency?

    --
    DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.

    Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations.
    One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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    BeadBoy
    BeadBoy
    Posts: 15

    11/22/2014
    "Would you like to see my Alarming Adornment?"

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/BeadBoy
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    11/18/2014
    The Dark Gentleman wrote:
    You've made me immune to irrigo, 'cause babe, you're unforgettable...



  • Nice!

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Mr. Zane
    Mr. Zane
    Posts: 62

    6/12/2015
    "Want to come back to my place and try out my Exceptional Merkin?"

    --
    "Yes, I realize that projecting my internal dialogue onto my cat is probably not the healthiest way of dealing with stressful situations."
    "Meow."
    "No, murder is not the answer. You always suggest that."

    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Warren~Zane
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    10/23/2015
    Would you like to hear my Hallowmas Confession of Impropriety?

    --
    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    fitz
    fitz
    Posts: 91

    8/3/2015
    From you I would savor one stolen kiss, if you would allow me to coruscate your soul tonight...

    My hat is not nearly as Exceptional, as what I can do with the Hound of Heaven in my pants...
    edited by fitz on 8/3/2015

    --
    Ô fitzGwahir
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    narcissus_echo
    narcissus_echo
    Posts: 65

    12/3/2014
    I'm flattered, honored, ashamed not to have recognized the recognition sooner!

    Also:


    Do recall how they came to that place? Because you are one shapely disgrace. ~_^

    --
    a Shiny Pleasant Person who's not often covered in blood
    and the Second-Most Hedonistic Individual in London.
    DeepDarkMarvellous.
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    Matthias Scathelocke
    Matthias Scathelocke
    Posts: 27

    11/23/2014
    Have I been drinking moon milk or are you just that beautiful?

    I bet we could make my Salt Weasel blush.
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