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Morkan Kassington
Morkan Kassington
Posts: 261

7/8/2017
I have a trumpet and a voting booth. Do you want to blow my trumpet in the voting booth?

Let's play Feducci! I am Feducci, and now I am going to poke you with my lance.
edited by Morkan Kassington on 7/8/2017

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gronostaj
gronostaj
Posts: 403

7/8/2017
Morkan Kassington wrote:
Let's play Feducci! I am Feducci, and now I am going to poke you with my lance.



I sure do hope this game does not ivolve the horse.

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Gronostaj (pl. Ermine), a decadent duellist of mysterious and indistinct gender. Seeker. Willing to die- but not of boredom. Open to all social actions, including the harmful ones.
Soft-Spoken Surgeon, a doctor who owes an onerous debt. Professor of medicine at the University by day, at criminal employ by night. Open to all non-harmful social actions.
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The Masked Felon
The Masked Felon
Posts: 60

7/9/2017
Are you a master thief? Because you've certainly stolen my heart.

My fingers are quite nimble, you know.

I would climb through your window anytime.
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Morkan Kassington
Morkan Kassington
Posts: 261

7/9/2017
gronostaj wrote:
Morkan Kassington wrote:
Let's play Feducci! I am Feducci, and now I am going to poke you with my lance.



I sure do hope this game does not ivolve the horse.


Why not have your partner play the part of horse while we are at it?

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Ladies of the Neath, here comes Morkan Kassington, the gem among gentlemen
(He is actually a self-centered and foolish braggart, but he means no harm. Hit him up for social actions or dangerous lessons! Or just flirt.)
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Charlotte_de_Witte
Charlotte_de_Witte
Posts: 360

7/9/2017
Morkan Kassington wrote:
gronostaj wrote:
Morkan Kassington wrote:
Let's play Feducci! I am Feducci, and now I am going to poke you with my lance.



I sure do hope this game does not ivolve the horse.


Why not have your partner play the part of horse while we are at it?



Well, thank-you forum, now I shall ever think of Feducci as 'Tony the Italian Stallion'.

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"Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar."

Social actions welcome. Only, send me dupes if you need help with the Affluent Photographer please, I like the bats! [And boxed kitties, and extreme gardening]- Thank-you!

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Isaac Zienfried
Isaac Zienfried
Posts: 364

7/9/2017
...Well, I can no longer publicly support the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner, because after reading this, I'll need drink and a lot of it.

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Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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gronostaj
gronostaj
Posts: 403

7/9/2017
Isaac Zienfried wrote:
...Well, I can no longer publicly support the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner, because after reading this, I'll need drink and a lot of it.

See, this is the sort of hedonistic sights you'll lose if the austere bore DTC wins. Even though I, personally, plan on offering the gift of true death to every Feducci impostor who brings ponyplay into my bedroom, by repeatedly strangling them with their own fake bandages. Not in a fun way! In the murder way!

edit: ... although I suppose the "murder way" might be also a "fun way" for some. Hm. I guess lances and black ribbons could be negotiated.
edited by gronostaj on 7/9/2017

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Gronostaj (pl. Ermine), a decadent duellist of mysterious and indistinct gender. Seeker. Willing to die- but not of boredom. Open to all social actions, including the harmful ones.
Soft-Spoken Surgeon, a doctor who owes an onerous debt. Professor of medicine at the University by day, at criminal employ by night. Open to all non-harmful social actions.
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Isaac Zienfried
Isaac Zienfried
Posts: 364

7/9/2017
And now that's in my head, too.

SAY, do you think the Widow's brandy comes in any stronger varieties?

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Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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gronostaj
gronostaj
Posts: 403

7/9/2017
Isaac Zienfried wrote:
And now that's in my head, too.

SAY, do you think the Widow's brandy comes in any stronger varieties?

I don't know , but let me ask you this- is your ambition Bag a Legend? 'Cos you can Shag a Legend right here *flutters eyelashes*

Still thinking DTC banning hard liqor is a good idea after that? wink
edited by gronostaj on 7/9/2017

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Gronostaj (pl. Ermine), a decadent duellist of mysterious and indistinct gender. Seeker. Willing to die- but not of boredom. Open to all social actions, including the harmful ones.
Soft-Spoken Surgeon, a doctor who owes an onerous debt. Professor of medicine at the University by day, at criminal employ by night. Open to all non-harmful social actions.
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Isaac Zienfried
Isaac Zienfried
Posts: 364

7/9/2017
gronostaj wrote:
Isaac Zienfried wrote:
And now that's in my head, too.

SAY, do you think the Widow's brandy comes in any stronger varieties?

I don't know , but let me ask you this- is your ambition Bag a Legend? 'Cos you can Shag a Legend right here *flutters eyelashes*

Still thinking DTC banning hard liqor is a good idea after that? wink

It is, don't say that, and I don't think she advocates complete prohibition but this isn't the place for that oh no don't let me get started.

Ahem.

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Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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gronostaj
gronostaj
Posts: 403

7/9/2017
Isaac Zienfried wrote:
It is, don't say that

Just so you know, you could be my Heart's Desire *eyebrow waggle*

Isaac Zienfried wrote:
I don't think she advocates complete prohibition but this isn't the place for that oh no don't let me get started.

I know, I know, I'm just joking. Shh. Shhhh. No tears. Only flirts wink


And just so to keep the topic on the topic; now that we started on Ambitious flirtations, I believe it's time someone who is doing Light Fingers to come and boast of the prowess of their, and I'm going to say it with strai- well, with non-laughing face, the prowess of their Light Fingering.
edited by gronostaj on 7/9/2017

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Gronostaj (pl. Ermine), a decadent duellist of mysterious and indistinct gender. Seeker. Willing to die- but not of boredom. Open to all social actions, including the harmful ones.
Soft-Spoken Surgeon, a doctor who owes an onerous debt. Professor of medicine at the University by day, at criminal employ by night. Open to all non-harmful social actions.
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Isaac Zienfried
Isaac Zienfried
Posts: 364

7/9/2017
Why do I keep coming back to this thread

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Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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Tystefy
Tystefy
Posts: 450

7/9/2017
Psshhhh, please. I am a pickup line.

Who could resist this face?

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Will sometimes return to post absurdity.
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Lady Sapho Byron
Lady Sapho Byron
Posts: 770

7/10/2017
shylarah wrote:

Lady Sapho, this is not the first time I've encountered you (I believe you've been talking to Mad3moiselle, whose player is a friend of mine), but it is the first time you've encountered me, and I think you've got a beautifully dirty mind. Props.


I have been talking to Mlle. And thank you! You obviously have exceptionally excellent taste.

And now a few lines of my own:

Want to exchange Dirty Secrets?
Feducci is all about Big Deaths; I'm all about little ones.
What a fine debate performance! I should very much enjoy a further demonstration of your lingual prowess.

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Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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Isaac Zienfried
Isaac Zienfried
Posts: 364

7/10/2017
Are you a Drownie, or are you just enjoying the company?
[spoiler]Because wetness, haha, ha, haaaa... I'm really bad at this.[/spoiler]

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Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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Amsfield
Amsfield
Posts: 176

7/10/2017
I. Cannot. Stop.

Let's retire to my room in the embassy, and really heat things up.
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You wanna get crazy? Coz I got rooms at the Beth.
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Know how my Flop House got its name? I like a cigarette after.

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Amsfield: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Amsfield
A devotee of pleasures intellectual and fleshy. Always fabulously masked.
Honoria Kastern: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Honoria%20Kastern
A hunter, a shooter and a fisher. Also a patriotic busy body. Mildly corrupted.
Maiser: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Maiser
A young firebrand of obviously criminal intent.
Venshik: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Venshik
Not a nice person.
Asmeria: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Asmeria
Quiet, thoughtful and possibly mad. Excellent listener though. Favours grey.
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Isaac Zienfried
Isaac Zienfried
Posts: 364

7/10/2017
Want to test the acoustics in my zee-snail shell?

Your smile's so bright, it makes anarchists furious.

I don't have any cider left, but if you lick enough the effects might still transfer...

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Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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Arcanuse
Arcanuse
Posts: 89

7/10/2017
If you were the sun, I would love to see you one last time.
edited by Arcanuse on 7/10/2017

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Morkan Kassington
Morkan Kassington
Posts: 261

7/10/2017
Let's play Black Ribbons! I will be Colonel Pommery and show you a pistol of huge caliber.

Let's play Black Ribbons! You play Mr Inch, I play a beast. Which beast do you want?

Let's play Black Ribbons! You can scream "Oh God" while I be Father Norton.

Let's play Black Ribbons! I will be Feducci, you will be Chi Lan. Boys only!

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Ladies of the Neath, here comes Morkan Kassington, the gem among gentlemen
(He is actually a self-centered and foolish braggart, but he means no harm. Hit him up for social actions or dangerous lessons! Or just flirt.)
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Lady Sapho Byron
Lady Sapho Byron
Posts: 770

7/10/2017
Really, I have no idea why people are so opposed to grinding.

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Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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