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malthaussen
malthaussen
Posts: 1060

10/23/2015
Do you work in the Carnival? I heard they had a new sword-swallower.

-- Mal

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"Of two choices, I always take the third."
Will do all socials except Loitering or Private Evenings (all my Free Evenings are accounted for), and Affluent Photographer Betrayals only, please. I am not currently accepting calling cards.
http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/malthaussen
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Gerald Edgerton
Gerald Edgerton
Posts: 127

10/23/2015
Under all the rubble, when the Sixth City falls, my love for you will remain.
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The Dark Gentleman
The Dark Gentleman
Posts: 196

10/25/2015
Would you consider moving to my 5-card lodgings? It may take a few actions, but the view from atop my Spire is most gratifying.

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The Dark Gentleman~ Social actions welcome. Menace reductions upon request. Newspaper interviews by appointment. Falconry by invitation only.
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FireScyther
FireScyther
Posts: 17

10/25/2015
  • I heard you like to go on expeditions, so let me guide you to a cave you won't forget.

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    FireScyther
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    Guest

    10/25/2015
    Snow Bellie told me this one:


    So, that's a Peculiar Personal Enhancement in your pocket, and you're happy to see me?
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    Amyntas
    Amyntas
    Posts: 72

    11/11/2015
    They call it the Forgotten Quarter because nobody's tried exploring it in decades.

    ...I'll get you another glass of wine if you think about it, at least.


    ~

    Are you an archaeologist? Because there's this fascinating set of tablets from the Second City which I- I mean I have a great massive plaque for you to examine. Bone! Bone. I have a massive bone for you to- the hell with this, I'm going back to the Mandrake. Keep your sodding honey.

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    You are all I ever hungered for.


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    They call me the Elder Continent because only Presbyterates have ever managed to get inside me. I'm... I think I approached this entirely the wrong way. Can I start again?

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    They call me Mr. Eaten because I'm all bone and I'll be in your dreams. And I hate everyone I used to be friends with.

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    They call me the Exceptional Hat because once I'm on top of you, you'll never want me off.

    Ever.

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    They call me the zee-monster because I'm huge, relentless, and once you see me in full you'll really wish you hadn't.

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    They call me the clothes-colony because I'll wrap completely around you and never stop talking to myself.

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    They call me the Winking Isle because only the irrevocably insane have ever wanted to be on me.


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    They call me the Unfinished Man and I really don't want to talk about why.

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    They call me Polythreme because I'll scream the entire time you're here and you'll probably leave covered in my old clothes.


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    I'm like a Zubmarine, darling. I can go down for hours, but then I fill with smoke and start violently rupturing.


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    We're going to need a bottle of Black Wings, enough Prisoner's Honey for the two of us, a clay man of proportionally hardy constitution, and- why are you giving me that look?
    edited by Amyntas on 11/21/2015

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    Amyntas. Zubmariner and aspiring romantic.
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    Alistair Venderbright
    Alistair Venderbright
    Posts: 3

    11/16/2015
    I, my lovelies have had considerable success with Are you the the Dawn Machine? Because you're HE SUN THE SUN THE SUN T

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    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Alistair~Venderbright

    If you meet him on the street one of three things will happen, You will be robbed, murdered or studied, normally by dissection. Normally the former, always the latter and often the middle.
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    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Charlotte_de_Witte
    Posts: 360

    11/17/2015
    Ok here goes,

    'I hope you're a member of the Calendar Council, 'cause I'm looking for a date.'

    'You must be a honey dream, because you're giving me romantic notions.'

    'Let me be your kashmiri princess and maybe I'll pop your lucky weasel'

    'Want to start grinding for my zubmarine?'
    edited by Charlotte_de_Witte on 1/6/2016

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    "Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar."

    Social actions welcome. Only, send me dupes if you need help with the Affluent Photographer please, I like the bats! [And boxed kitties, and extreme gardening]- Thank-you!

    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Charlotte%20de%20Witte
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    Marius Finch
    Marius Finch
    Posts: 4

    11/17/2015
    I'm going to see those secret tattoos tonight!

    You turn my rubbery lumps into warm, pulsating amber.

    --
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/MariusFinchSr
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    Viti Rose
    Viti Rose
    Posts: 32

    11/18/2015
    Are you a spirifer? Because you stole my soul.
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    Guest

    11/18/2015
    Did you consume Red Honey, because I just can't get you out of my head!
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 806

    11/20/2015
    I'm looking for material for my Touching Love Story.

    You and I should own a newspaper 'cause we could make some amazing Salacious Copy.

    If only there were something I could do to raise my Hedonist above 10! *sighs dramatically*

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    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Amyntas
    Amyntas
    Posts: 72

    12/26/2015
    I'd die for you, you know.

    ...What do you mean that's "not a big deal?" That's the m- oh, right.

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    Amyntas. Zubmariner and aspiring romantic.
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    Guest

    12/27/2015
    (Snow Belie, invented very recently, and she went here instead of home.)

    Want to Taste my Lacre?
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    Manu Traveler
    Manu Traveler
    Posts: 33

    12/27/2015
    I would love to put my Lucky Weasel inside your Bifurcated Owl.

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    Manu Traveler, the inquisitive professor
    Red Christine, the conflicted revolutionary
    Tyler Glen, God's mad disciple - GONE NORTH
    A Morel, the unrepentant heartbreaker
    Omphale the Magnificent, the titanic crossdresser
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    Pyrodinium
    Pyrodinium
    Posts: 639

    12/27/2015
    I'm glad you enjoyed the company of my Extraordinary Mind, come to my lodgings to get acquainted with a Shattering Force.

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    My profiles: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Pyrodinium
    (A Monster hunter on the hunt of his twin brother's killer. Overprotective dad of his twin's daughter)
    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Rudolph~of~Taured
    (an indeterminate person of potentially rubbery lineage)
    * All social actions except photographers and loitering welcome!
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    Penelope Vespers
    Penelope Vespers
    Posts: 15

    1/6/2016
    I must be in Irem, because that is one big, stone serpent.

    Care to place your curiosities upon my mantle-piece?

    Want to make proscribed music together?

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    http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Penelope~Vespers
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    Guest

    1/6/2016
    I'm going to write a Monograph on it...in it!

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    Scienceandponies
    Scienceandponies
    Posts: 272

    1/7/2016
    Have you been studying the correspondence? Because you're positively smoking.
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    Guest

    1/10/2016
    *Coughs and leaves, a bunch of peculiar cards (thanks Saevitia) seems to be left upon the table*

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